whatever category, Pig to many could be deemed a loser, but with mustard based sauce he is best of the best; along with a side of cornbread hold the sugar and he achieves divinity.
“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.”
“In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.”
“That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
In a few minutes, you’ll be great, Pig. Or, you were dumb a few minutes ago.
kmcleland over 2 years ago
Life. Summed up in 3 panels.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
Okay then.
Robin Harwood over 2 years ago
Nope. Not even with beer. Still don’t care.
BasilBruce over 2 years ago
Also, it makes the only women who’d be interested in Rat look pretty.
B UTTONS over 2 years ago
… and that politicians are the mere squishy thing you step in at dog parks.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
Burn!
whahoppened over 2 years ago
Oooo! Slipped that one in!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago
^^^^You’re all okay by me.
Gent over 2 years ago
Ever tried looking at a mirror when you is drunk, Rat?
MayCauseBurns over 2 years ago
“To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
♪ in heaven there is no beer, that’s why we drink it here…
Egrayjames over 2 years ago
I was wondering where I’d fit into this equation, then realized I really don’t care. Beer is good.
monya_43 over 2 years ago
By asking that question, Pig proved Rat’s opinion of him is correct.
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
That doesn’t even make sense.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Oy…
iggyman over 2 years ago
The answer is obvious as the song says “In Heaven there is no beer, that’s why we drink it here”! Rat’s final destination is debatable however!
[Traveler] Premium Member over 2 years ago
“It makes me a jolly good fellow”
Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago
Beer makes you smart. It made Bud wiser.
RitaGB over 2 years ago
Awwwwww…..
Bookworm over 2 years ago
A rat and a pig walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Is this a joke?”
Imagine over 2 years ago
But he’s still a rat.
gr8fuldean over 2 years ago
The beer must be working.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
One more and it will make him seem like he doesn’t give a rat’s patoot. And he is much the better for it.
Call me Ishmael over 2 years ago
“In vino, veritas !“ ( well, in BEER, anyway.)
prrdh over 2 years ago
“Malt does more than Milton can/To justify God’s ways to man.”
Although come to think of it, do they use malted barley in beer any more? Apart from craft breweries, I mean.
walstib Premium Member over 2 years ago
Nectar of the gods.
Chris Bagg over 2 years ago
“…and great me seem like I care” ? Is that drunk talk or am I missing something?
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
Well, Pig, you just found out. You’re okay.
ekw555 over 2 years ago
I stopped drinking on Monday. a Valentines’ gift to myself.
it made for a rough week.
it’s hard to put up with everyone/everything when I am sober.
smartty cat over 2 years ago
whatever category, Pig to many could be deemed a loser, but with mustard based sauce he is best of the best; along with a side of cornbread hold the sugar and he achieves divinity.
aerotica69 over 2 years ago
I always thought people drank too much beer because there’s a better party in the bathroom.
zeexenon over 2 years ago
Why ask Why we senior Milwaukeean’s ask?
paperphrique over 2 years ago
And don’t forget that one more beer makes you think you can dance.
TimBenzidrene over 2 years ago
“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.”
“In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.”
“That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
old_geek over 2 years ago
Thought I needed to be a lumberjack to be okay.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
Rat is overdue for an intervention. But the how do you help someone who won’t help himself?
willie_mctell over 2 years ago
“I don’t drink because I’m dry. I don’t drink because I’m blue. I just drink, pretty mama, to get along with you.”—floating blues line.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Rat has spoken. Don’t think on it too hard, Pig, lest you realize what Rat just did to you!
Swirls Before Pine over 2 years ago
Days seem like hours, hours seem like minutes …
_lounger_ over 2 years ago
Pig, that’s not okay
Boxo croco says happy derby over 2 years ago
Well great