Hey, no one’s said the secret woid yet. Nows my chance…it’s not like Earl feels like a jackass about it! (and testing if an acceptable word in context will be needlessly censored)
She is angry at him all the time, puts him down all the time. Feminism has ruin women and men, and their relationship. No surprise that men commit suicide at the alarming rate or don’t want to get married, etc.
My niece gave my brother some slippers like this. they have little squeakers in them that make a sound like a donkey. I hope this is not the case with these slippers.
Well, I just know she’s going to accuse him of calling her a jackass for the rest of his, or her, life. Plus, Amazon has Bunny Slippers, they’ll just take a couple months to get here from China.
I really like Donkeys and they are so abused in the world, even in the USA our interior Secretary Haaland likes killing them and wild horses and selling them to Mexico for meat. I really dislike Haalland
sirbadger over 2 years ago
If he has elephant slippers, that would make watching the news on election night interesting.
Macushlalondra over 2 years ago
Donkeys are more your kind of thing Earl.
Concretionist over 2 years ago
Sounds good to ME! (not)
C over 2 years ago
They do have long ears like bunnies
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Wait until you burro your feet in them.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
and donkeys eat carrots like rabbits, right?
syzygy47 over 2 years ago
Hey, no one’s said the secret woid yet. Nows my chance…it’s not like Earl feels like a jackass about it! (and testing if an acceptable word in context will be needlessly censored)
eromlig over 2 years ago
Earl might be spending the night out in the stable.
Frankie5466 over 2 years ago
Donkeys fit your personality better than sweet bunnies anyway Opal! (Actually i happen to think the donkey slippers are adorable :-)
Doug K over 2 years ago
Just attach a large cotton ball on the back of each.
catmom1360 over 2 years ago
He should get points for effort.
iggyman over 2 years ago
How did you ever find those Earl?
iggyman over 2 years ago
Hee Haw, this is funny!
Charliegirl Premium Member over 2 years ago
It just isn’t the same, is it Opal?
Mikey Jay over 2 years ago
When someone asks me how I am I like to tell them that I am like a mule with four broken legs—can’t kick. :-)
leopoldenoch over 2 years ago
She is angry at him all the time, puts him down all the time. Feminism has ruin women and men, and their relationship. No surprise that men commit suicide at the alarming rate or don’t want to get married, etc.
nosirrom over 2 years ago
Earl, you really don’t have to help. Opal can make an a$$ of herself without your help.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 2 years ago
I feel cuteness is secondary to warm feet.
Stocky One over 2 years ago
Now you’ll be able to kick ass, Opal!
juicebruce over 2 years ago
Opal if you don’t like the slippers put them in a Donation Box . Now enjoy your cold feet ;-)
stairsteppublishing over 2 years ago
At least he tried and that is what counts.
Darryl Heine over 2 years ago
HEE HAW!
Chris over 2 years ago
they make those?!
JSH in Dover over 2 years ago
This is what’s known as “Out of the ‘Dog House’ and into the ‘Out-House!’”
brick10 over 2 years ago
Just call them her “Earl” slippers.
ANIMAL over 2 years ago
WHAT AN ASS
Redd Panda over 2 years ago
Go with the Manatee slippers, you can wear them in the tub, as long as the water’s warm.
monya_43 over 2 years ago
She had bunny slippers on yesterday. Earl must not have noticed, as usual.
morningglory73 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I hope he saved the receipt.
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 2 years ago
call the left one Don and the right one Key
petermerck over 2 years ago
Isn’t a type of slipper called mules?
6foot6 over 2 years ago
My niece gave my brother some slippers like this. they have little squeakers in them that make a sound like a donkey. I hope this is not the case with these slippers.
jscarff57 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Just don’t go to the GQP convention wearing them!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Just call them Eeyore ….
hsawlrae over 2 years ago
HEEE HAAAW.
xtc45688 over 2 years ago
You should have dyed them pink, Earl.
prrdh over 2 years ago
You’d think Earl would have learned by now that any attempt to repair a mistake is a bigger mistake.
goboboyd over 2 years ago
Have you seen the Homer Simpson slippers? Hilarious.
Nicki's ZoMcYo over 2 years ago
I love donkeys and would be thrilled to wear those!!
kaycstamper over 2 years ago
This is hilarious! Such an “Earl” thing to do!
hariseldon59 over 2 years ago
He obviously didn’t look too hard for bunny slippers. I wonder if Earl even knows how to shop online.
kab2rb over 2 years ago
Oh Earl you should not had bought those.
verticallychallenged Premium Member over 2 years ago
Missed it by that much, Earl.
donwestonmysteries over 2 years ago
At least they weren’t pig slippers, although I know some women collect pig statues, etc. At least my sister does.
zeexenon over 2 years ago
Well, I just know she’s going to accuse him of calling her a jackass for the rest of his, or her, life. Plus, Amazon has Bunny Slippers, they’ll just take a couple months to get here from China.
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Earl there are just some people you can never please.
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
Opal says “Donkey slippers” All the delicate men cry mean lady !
WILLIAM "THE STINGER" HOLLIFIELD over 2 years ago
OPAL IS A DONKEY!
Yardley701 over 2 years ago
I really like Donkeys and they are so abused in the world, even in the USA our interior Secretary Haaland likes killing them and wild horses and selling them to Mexico for meat. I really dislike Haalland
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 2 years ago
Not a bunny. I can tell.
Lightpainter over 2 years ago
No problem, Earl, just replace them with Pig slippers.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 2 years ago
Some folks just don’t appreciate a little ass. Go figure.
w16521 over 2 years ago
Well considering how Opal can be a jackass, the donkey slippers fit.
RWill over 2 years ago
Go ahead, Opal, shove a foot in his ass.
montylc2001 over 2 years ago
NO no no…they are AOC slippers….
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
Hee-haw! I have animal slippers, but would not wear donkey slippers.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 2 years ago
Keep on digging, Earl…way to make a bad situation even worse.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago
Opal, do you have any idea how hard it is to find bunny slippers these days? Must be supply chain issues.