Constitution Article 1 Section 3 Clause 6: “The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments…. And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two thirds of the Members present.”
Random thot: If 16 senators just happen to call in sick on the day the vote is to be taken, ⅔ of the remaining 84 would be 56. Just sayin’.
Seditionist Senator Josh Hawley (Fascist-Missouri) sings:
“When I was a punk folks had reason
To expect someday I’d commit treason
I did my best to prove them right
When I told a mob of traitors to go out and fight"
(When he told a mob of traitors to go out and fight)
“And though the Biggest Lie was nothing but a ruse
They revolted just for me (also Trump and Cruz)"
(And though the Biggest Lie was nothing but a ruse
They revolted just for him—also Trump and Cruz
[At this point I lost interest, because it’s just too damn depressing that we’re even bothering to pretend that enough Republicans care even the TINIEST DAMN FREAKIN’ bit about their country to convict Traitor Trump.]
Nah, won’t happens… the reason that MAGhats brains are so small is because they come fitted with bulky cognitive dissonance crumple zones.
They had to jettison normal brain capacities for such things as shame, empathy or basic numeracy so to still be able to walk, breath and yell slogans but, in exchange, they don’t have to worry about harming themselves while holding multiple self-contradictory ideas at the same time.
It’s going to be interesting when March 4th comes around and Trump again is not inaugurated president. Unless he’s planning a fake inauguration for his rubes to show up and give him more of their money. Which still won’t make him the President of the USA, but will put more money in his pocket.
What will be really interesting is when they try to right their donations to Trump off on their taxes and they find out the money they gave Trump is not tax deductible. I’m thinking there are going to be a lot of tax audits coming up.
Where’s a hazmat team when you need one? We are trying to be patient in our desire for the riddance of this scourge from the country. Mitch McMafia, Crooked Cruz, Kevin McCriminal, and Lindsey Soggy Grahamcracker need to be eradicated.
Trump began inciting the insurrection as soon as July, he knew that he had a good chance of losing reelection. He began the theme that the election was rigged and was stolen from him and his supporters even before the election actually was held, stepping up that rhetoric as it became more apparent that he was going to lose. Once he did lose, he filed 60 something court cases protesting the outcome, none of which he won, most of which were thrown out for lack of evidence.
As soon as the election was called for Biden, he started sending out tweets calling for his supporters to gather in D.C. on January 6, ready to fight- or “they would not have a country’. They actually believed that they were fighting for their country, and for the true President of United States against a fraud who had stolen the election. And, they greatly outnumbered the Capitol Police. He didn’t send any additional help, when it was obvious that the mob would overtake the Capitol and quite likely actually kill congress members, and refused to do so when it was requested.Mike Pence had to do that, from the room where he and his family were hiding from Trump’s mob. Mike Pence is actually a hero in all this mess. He was willing to follow his constitutional duty and count the electoral votes. And, that was before he was confronted with a mob chanting “Hang Mike Pence”, and setting up a gallows on the capitol lawn. There are a few other Republican heroes, but not enough. Most of them are going to vote, against overwhelming evidence to keep their jobs because they believe that their constituents support Trump’s mob. But even those people who were part of the mob realizing they were duped. Republicans have gone too far this time. And, the truth of the situation is going to become more and more apparent as time goes by. The Republicans who vote to acquit Trump because they believe their base wants them to may get a surprise the next time they run for reelection.
readfred over 3 years ago
Nicely done!
comixbomix over 3 years ago
Clever…but, I’ve never known those clueless jerks to be confounded by logical or factual points.
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Big lie “I won” Trump should be in prison.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago
Constitution Article 1 Section 3 Clause 6: “The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments…. And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two thirds of the Members present.”
Random thot: If 16 senators just happen to call in sick on the day the vote is to be taken, ⅔ of the remaining 84 would be 56. Just sayin’.
morningglory73 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hee hee hee. :-D
tauyen over 3 years ago
Absolutely great
cracker65 over 3 years ago
Oh if only this was literal.
Godfreydaniel over 3 years ago
Seditionist Senator Josh Hawley (Fascist-Missouri) sings:
“When I was a punk folks had reason
To expect someday I’d commit treason
I did my best to prove them right
When I told a mob of traitors to go out and fight"
(When he told a mob of traitors to go out and fight)
“And though the Biggest Lie was nothing but a ruse
They revolted just for me (also Trump and Cruz)"
(And though the Biggest Lie was nothing but a ruse
They revolted just for him—also Trump and Cruz
[At this point I lost interest, because it’s just too damn depressing that we’re even bothering to pretend that enough Republicans care even the TINIEST DAMN FREAKIN’ bit about their country to convict Traitor Trump.]
Eiri Amach over 3 years ago
Nah, won’t happens… the reason that MAGhats brains are so small is because they come fitted with bulky cognitive dissonance crumple zones.
They had to jettison normal brain capacities for such things as shame, empathy or basic numeracy so to still be able to walk, breath and yell slogans but, in exchange, they don’t have to worry about harming themselves while holding multiple self-contradictory ideas at the same time.
willie_mctell over 3 years ago
Cognitive dissonance doesn’t exist for conspiracy thinkers. It’s all part of the plan.
Tempest2 over 3 years ago
Look! He found sillybilly!
masterchip over 3 years ago
Doesn’t take much to blow a 7 watt bulb
GiantShetlandPony over 3 years ago
It’s going to be interesting when March 4th comes around and Trump again is not inaugurated president. Unless he’s planning a fake inauguration for his rubes to show up and give him more of their money. Which still won’t make him the President of the USA, but will put more money in his pocket.
What will be really interesting is when they try to right their donations to Trump off on their taxes and they find out the money they gave Trump is not tax deductible. I’m thinking there are going to be a lot of tax audits coming up.
stamps over 3 years ago
The mark of a Trumper is the ability to hold two opposite ideas in his head at the same time … and believe them both.
ferddo over 3 years ago
Real world MAGAts don’t get conflicted about this – they simply say Trump is above the law and above reproach, and only Democrats should pay a price.
jvscanlan Premium Member over 3 years ago
Trump was impeached while “President.”
Jody H. Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hilarious, Rob! I like his eyes.
grumpypophobart over 3 years ago
Oh, if only this was how it really worked!
BlueRoads over 3 years ago
This presupposes that a MAGAt is able to think.
kentmarx36 over 3 years ago
Where’s a hazmat team when you need one? We are trying to be patient in our desire for the riddance of this scourge from the country. Mitch McMafia, Crooked Cruz, Kevin McCriminal, and Lindsey Soggy Grahamcracker need to be eradicated.
bakana over 3 years ago
Logic not in MAGAt’s tool box.
sevaar777 over 3 years ago
Don’t you fret now, little MAGAts, Prosperity Jesus will come and put your heads back together in the great Florida retirement community in the sky.
wolfiiig over 3 years ago
A fitting end!
Ally2005 over 3 years ago
Examining the mind of a magat Q-Nut is a journey best not taken.
Diane Lee Premium Member over 3 years ago
Trump began inciting the insurrection as soon as July, he knew that he had a good chance of losing reelection. He began the theme that the election was rigged and was stolen from him and his supporters even before the election actually was held, stepping up that rhetoric as it became more apparent that he was going to lose. Once he did lose, he filed 60 something court cases protesting the outcome, none of which he won, most of which were thrown out for lack of evidence.
As soon as the election was called for Biden, he started sending out tweets calling for his supporters to gather in D.C. on January 6, ready to fight- or “they would not have a country’. They actually believed that they were fighting for their country, and for the true President of United States against a fraud who had stolen the election. And, they greatly outnumbered the Capitol Police. He didn’t send any additional help, when it was obvious that the mob would overtake the Capitol and quite likely actually kill congress members, and refused to do so when it was requested.Mike Pence had to do that, from the room where he and his family were hiding from Trump’s mob. Mike Pence is actually a hero in all this mess. He was willing to follow his constitutional duty and count the electoral votes. And, that was before he was confronted with a mob chanting “Hang Mike Pence”, and setting up a gallows on the capitol lawn. There are a few other Republican heroes, but not enough. Most of them are going to vote, against overwhelming evidence to keep their jobs because they believe that their constituents support Trump’s mob. But even those people who were part of the mob realizing they were duped. Republicans have gone too far this time. And, the truth of the situation is going to become more and more apparent as time goes by. The Republicans who vote to acquit Trump because they believe their base wants them to may get a surprise the next time they run for reelection.Wanye over 3 years ago
I do like the fact that the MAGA’s head exploded. The blast destroyed his most prized possession…. his hat.
cherns Premium Member over 3 years ago
As I was saying earlier and elsewhere, it’s Catch-22 in reverse.
artmer over 3 years ago
If only…
gammaguy over 3 years ago
Fake cartoon. Trump’s supporters aren’t bothered by contradictions. In fact, they don’t believe they exist.
Beautiful portrayal, though, of what the contradictions are in this case.