That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 18, 2023

Marge played dirty when competing for boys’ attentions.

/// “Your new swimsuit’s from Viggo, I’d bet.

He sold me one, too, (to my regret).

You should listen to me,

don’t go into the sea.

It dissolves if you get the suit wet.”

“I just hate tan lines.”

“If I was old and droopy like you, I would wear a swimsuit too.”

“Marge, we’re twins”

“Don’t you think that you’re a tad overdressed?”

you might want sunscreen, your cheeks are getting red! Your face is getting burned as well’

No, I thought I’d just sunbathe.

So was she a model for the little mermaid?

Fischer did a few paintings of nude young women on the beach.

https://ecstep.Com/paintings-by-paul-fischer/?avia-element-paging=4

kudos to Geezer for this simple fix

Alice took the term “beach bum” literally.

Not only do I save the cost of the swimsuit, but the guys don’t seem to mind at all

“Uhm… Sweetie I think you forgot something.”

Are you sure no one ever come to this beach?

For JoAnne, the girl in blue, a trip to the beach was never going to be the same.

You get a man your way; I’ll do it my way.

Reminds me of anticipating the Super Bowl game and waiting for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit mag.

Cheryl Tiegs Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 1978 – my fave

I admire Mister Fisher’s Art/

And his subject is dear to my heart/

And down by the shore/

Some girls prove “less is more”/

By revealing their most private part.

I respect Mister Fisher’s Art/

Either lady might win my heart/

But, were one not undressed/

It must be confessed/

I don’t think I could tell them apart.

It’s been said – as perhaps you recall/

“You seen one, you seen – ‘em all”..

But that isn’t quite true-/

Take a look at these two..!/

(One is short, while the other is tall).///

A distinction I failed to make/

For the naked one’s dignity’s sake/

(And this isn’t a joke)/

Is that one girl is “woke”/

While the other has yet to awake. Lol !

Is this “Get your rocks off beach?”

While Jillian was always a free spirit and adventurous, Julie took a more belt-and-suspenders approach to everything.

“I just hate to try on swimsuits.” I’ll drink to that!

Another attractive young nude woman from Paul Fischer. Yes, Melcher knows his market.

Oh I’m fine…just waiting for my ship to come in………

“Ummm…I’ll just put MY towel over here — I don’t want to get them mixed up…”

They’re both suited up for a birthday swim.

“Tomorrow it will be your turn for the swimsuit.”

“Look, sweetie, don’t get huffy with me. It’s not my fault you need help in the ‘lifts and separates’ department.”

On the beach: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:2 female humans in art" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string 121356, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3172 (August 18, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 2 works by him have been used here (the April 24, 2023, strip artwork, misattributed to him here, is a copy by an unknown artist), the August 15, 2023, strip being the prior.

“Hey sweetie, got a date?”

“When I put on this suit, I didn’t expect to feel over-dressed.”

The beach patrol tolerated Jillian until she started doing cartwheels…

And a loud “thank you”from men everywhere…..

Megan,(in blue) has not yet finished undressing, her head band is next.

I have a terrible singing voice, so this is the only way they’d let me join the Sirens Club.

And no tan lines dearie…

You know how Tony hates tan lines. See you after dinner.

Although she possesses the will/

She has never acquired the skill/

To erase diabolical,/

Fragments of follicle-/

(not having been born in Brazil).

The Towel? That is for later. You know how sand can get … everywhere.

Next time, maybe you’ll choose ‘truth’ instead of ‘dare’ the next time we play the game!

“Do I recommend it? It works all right, if you don’t mind being embraced by something soggy and clingy.”

I find that picking up a guy is easier this way….No secrets……