Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 21, 2020

It can happen to you,

It can happen to me,

It can happen to everyone eventually.

You CAN run out! Maybe not this year, maybe not next year, but some terrible day in the distant future.

(not that Arlo would have hoarded)

Less of a supply problem than it is logistics.

It’s even more embarrassing when it happens in the men’s room.

Sure, Janis. Flaunt your wealth!

Before mobile phones shouting worked just fine.

Curious if Arlo just sent a picture of the empty holder.

Upcoming discussion: who didn’t refill empty roll (with only two alternatives)…

I sure hope Arlo sanitized his phone afterwards.

I happens… https://www.iheart.com/content/2020-04-08-california-man-arrested-for-allegedly-punching-mother-over-toilet-paper/

Rare 4th wall violation by JJ.

Merrily we roll along…

I have spare rolls in every bathroom. In easy reach of the throne.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVqctqpEQPc

Going to a crap game, Janis?

Be like my wife and never allow less the 6 rolls in the bathroom at a time.

The last time I took a dump with my phone was . . . NEVER!

at last a use for those stoopid guest towels

There was an episode of Dar ia where Jake sent Daria on an emergency T P run.Why didn’t she go to her makeup obsessed sisters room a d get some facial tissue?

The Paper Chase!

Is this the first time either Arlo or Janis has looked at the reader and spoke to them?

Sooo, let’s talk value here Arlo. How much is it worth to you? Vacuuming? Laundry? Kitchen cleaning?

Had to go back to the vault, eh?

JJ continues to come up with timely strips that are humorous!

Kudos, Creator.

Not in my house, but I don’t have a toilet paper usin’ gremlin in the house.

My problem is that I don’t usually carry my cell around the house. It’s on a table or, more likely, on the charger somewhere.

https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium

A cry for help…

How could anyone not notice they were out of TP when they went in the bathroom? Dumb.

Why would an idiot focus on taking his phone to the bathroom, but not think about toilet paper? Was he going to wipe his butt with the phone? That might not be a bad idea…..

Isn’t technology wonderful?

A supporting role.

And another egyptian cotton handkerchief to the wastebasket

I shouldn’t if you have it handy. Keep aware and how often do you think Janis calls Arlo over toilet paper while on the jon?

I always enjoy watching the fourth wall break.

…but as we see here, we now have more refined ways to address it

Early in March we were out for our usual Sunday – lunch at Wendys, go to Costco, go to BJs (similar to Costco) and put gas in the car, and then go to the Walmart near them as it is bigger than the ones closer to us and we found some level parking spaces to check the oil in our car which has to be checked weekly as it down every week (currently there is a class action). While we were driving to Costco from lunch husband said that he wanted to buy a spare package of TP. I pointed out to him that we have a started roll in both bathrooms and two spare rolls in each bathroom, over half a Costco package, and he uses a different brand sometimes and we have a started roll and a spare roll of that in each bathroom, plus a sealed Walmart sized package. We did not need TP. I then reminded him that in our little RV on our driveway we have a started roll of each brand as well as a total of 3 spare rolls.

I figure the stuff does not go bad so if it would make him feel better – fine. I have never seen empty shelves in Costco before! BJs did have and he bought a package.

Apparently he thinks we use a roll a week. Last week – almost 2 months later – we had to change a roll for the first time.