There was an episode of Dar ia where Jake sent Daria on an emergency T P run.Why didn’t she go to her makeup obsessed sisters room a d get some facial tissue?
Why would an idiot focus on taking his phone to the bathroom, but not think about toilet paper? Was he going to wipe his butt with the phone? That might not be a bad idea…..
Early in March we were out for our usual Sunday – lunch at Wendys, go to Costco, go to BJs (similar to Costco) and put gas in the car, and then go to the Walmart near them as it is bigger than the ones closer to us and we found some level parking spaces to check the oil in our car which has to be checked weekly as it down every week (currently there is a class action). While we were driving to Costco from lunch husband said that he wanted to buy a spare package of TP. I pointed out to him that we have a started roll in both bathrooms and two spare rolls in each bathroom, over half a Costco package, and he uses a different brand sometimes and we have a started roll and a spare roll of that in each bathroom, plus a sealed Walmart sized package. We did not need TP. I then reminded him that in our little RV on our driveway we have a started roll of each brand as well as a total of 3 spare rolls.
I figure the stuff does not go bad so if it would make him feel better – fine. I have never seen empty shelves in Costco before! BJs did have and he bought a package.
Apparently he thinks we use a roll a week. Last week – almost 2 months later – we had to change a roll for the first time.
frequency270 over 4 years ago
It can happen to you,
It can happen to me,
It can happen to everyone eventually.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 4 years ago
You CAN run out! Maybe not this year, maybe not next year, but some terrible day in the distant future.
(not that Arlo would have hoarded)
Dirty Dragon over 4 years ago
Less of a supply problem than it is logistics.
nosirrom over 4 years ago
It’s even more embarrassing when it happens in the men’s room.
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
Sure, Janis. Flaunt your wealth!
Ahuehuete over 4 years ago
Before mobile phones shouting worked just fine.
whahoppened over 4 years ago
Curious if Arlo just sent a picture of the empty holder.
tero.miettinen over 4 years ago
Upcoming discussion: who didn’t refill empty roll (with only two alternatives)…
HarryLime Premium Member over 4 years ago
I sure hope Arlo sanitized his phone afterwards.
James Wolfenstein over 4 years ago
I happens… https://www.iheart.com/content/2020-04-08-california-man-arrested-for-allegedly-punching-mother-over-toilet-paper/
tiprod1953 over 4 years ago
Rare 4th wall violation by JJ.
Russell Bedford over 4 years ago
Merrily we roll along…
david_42 over 4 years ago
I have spare rolls in every bathroom. In easy reach of the throne.
Dani Rice over 4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVqctqpEQPc
William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago
Going to a crap game, Janis?
colddonkey over 4 years ago
Be like my wife and never allow less the 6 rolls in the bathroom at a time.
micromos over 4 years ago
The last time I took a dump with my phone was . . . NEVER!
Ham_Gravy over 4 years ago
at last a use for those stoopid guest towels
KennethPrice2 over 4 years ago
There was an episode of Dar ia where Jake sent Daria on an emergency T P run.Why didn’t she go to her makeup obsessed sisters room a d get some facial tissue?
Cincoflex over 4 years ago
The Paper Chase!
flushed over 4 years ago
Is this the first time either Arlo or Janis has looked at the reader and spoke to them?
admiree2 over 4 years ago
Sooo, let’s talk value here Arlo. How much is it worth to you? Vacuuming? Laundry? Kitchen cleaning?
Tyge over 4 years ago
Had to go back to the vault, eh?
Tyge over 4 years ago
JJ continues to come up with timely strips that are humorous!
Kudos, Creator.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Not in my house, but I don’t have a toilet paper usin’ gremlin in the house.
assrdood over 4 years ago
My problem is that I don’t usually carry my cell around the house. It’s on a table or, more likely, on the charger somewhere.
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium
Scoutmaster77 over 4 years ago
A cry for help…
locake over 4 years ago
How could anyone not notice they were out of TP when they went in the bathroom? Dumb.
Lightpainter over 4 years ago
Why would an idiot focus on taking his phone to the bathroom, but not think about toilet paper? Was he going to wipe his butt with the phone? That might not be a bad idea…..
donwestonmysteries over 4 years ago
Isn’t technology wonderful?
Kip W over 4 years ago
A supporting role.
Gonzojr over 4 years ago
And another egyptian cotton handkerchief to the wastebasket
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
I shouldn’t if you have it handy. Keep aware and how often do you think Janis calls Arlo over toilet paper while on the jon?
jarvisloop over 4 years ago
I always enjoy watching the fourth wall break.
Auntie Socialist over 4 years ago
…but as we see here, we now have more refined ways to address it
mafastore over 4 years ago
Early in March we were out for our usual Sunday – lunch at Wendys, go to Costco, go to BJs (similar to Costco) and put gas in the car, and then go to the Walmart near them as it is bigger than the ones closer to us and we found some level parking spaces to check the oil in our car which has to be checked weekly as it down every week (currently there is a class action). While we were driving to Costco from lunch husband said that he wanted to buy a spare package of TP. I pointed out to him that we have a started roll in both bathrooms and two spare rolls in each bathroom, over half a Costco package, and he uses a different brand sometimes and we have a started roll and a spare roll of that in each bathroom, plus a sealed Walmart sized package. We did not need TP. I then reminded him that in our little RV on our driveway we have a started roll of each brand as well as a total of 3 spare rolls.
I figure the stuff does not go bad so if it would make him feel better – fine. I have never seen empty shelves in Costco before! BJs did have and he bought a package.
Apparently he thinks we use a roll a week. Last week – almost 2 months later – we had to change a roll for the first time.