Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 21, 2020

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    frequency270  over 4 years ago

    It can happen to you,

    It can happen to me,

    It can happen to everyone eventually.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 4 years ago

    You CAN run out! Maybe not this year, maybe not next year, but some terrible day in the distant future.

    (not that Arlo would have hoarded)

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    Dirty Dragon  over 4 years ago

    Less of a supply problem than it is logistics.

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    It’s even more embarrassing when it happens in the men’s room.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    Sure, Janis. Flaunt your wealth!

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    Ahuehuete  over 4 years ago

    Before mobile phones shouting worked just fine.

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    whahoppened  over 4 years ago

    Curious if Arlo just sent a picture of the empty holder.

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    tero.miettinen  over 4 years ago

    Upcoming discussion: who didn’t refill empty roll (with only two alternatives)…

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    HarryLime Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I sure hope Arlo sanitized his phone afterwards.

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    James Wolfenstein  over 4 years ago

    I happens… https://www.iheart.com/content/2020-04-08-california-man-arrested-for-allegedly-punching-mother-over-toilet-paper/

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    tiprod1953  over 4 years ago

    Rare 4th wall violation by JJ.

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    Russell Bedford  over 4 years ago

    Merrily we roll along…

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    david_42  over 4 years ago

    I have spare rolls in every bathroom. In easy reach of the throne.

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    Dani Rice  over 4 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVqctqpEQPc

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Going to a crap game, Janis?

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    colddonkey  over 4 years ago

    Be like my wife and never allow less the 6 rolls in the bathroom at a time.

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    micromos  over 4 years ago

    The last time I took a dump with my phone was . . . NEVER!

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    Ham_Gravy  over 4 years ago

    at last a use for those stoopid guest towels

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    KennethPrice2  over 4 years ago

    There was an episode of Dar ia where Jake sent Daria on an emergency T P run.Why didn’t she go to her makeup obsessed sisters room a d get some facial tissue?

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    Cincoflex  over 4 years ago

    The Paper Chase!

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    flushed  over 4 years ago

    Is this the first time either Arlo or Janis has looked at the reader and spoke to them?

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    admiree2  over 4 years ago

    Sooo, let’s talk value here Arlo. How much is it worth to you? Vacuuming? Laundry? Kitchen cleaning?

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    Tyge  over 4 years ago

    Had to go back to the vault, eh?

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    Tyge  over 4 years ago

    JJ continues to come up with timely strips that are humorous!

    Kudos, Creator.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Not in my house, but I don’t have a toilet paper usin’ gremlin in the house.

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    assrdood  over 4 years ago

    My problem is that I don’t usually carry my cell around the house. It’s on a table or, more likely, on the charger somewhere.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium

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    Scoutmaster77  over 4 years ago

    A cry for help…

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    locake  over 4 years ago

    How could anyone not notice they were out of TP when they went in the bathroom? Dumb.

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    Lightpainter  over 4 years ago

    Why would an idiot focus on taking his phone to the bathroom, but not think about toilet paper? Was he going to wipe his butt with the phone? That might not be a bad idea…..

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    donwestonmysteries  over 4 years ago

    Isn’t technology wonderful?

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    Kip W  over 4 years ago

    A supporting role.

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    Gonzojr  over 4 years ago

    And another egyptian cotton handkerchief to the wastebasket

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    I shouldn’t if you have it handy. Keep aware and how often do you think Janis calls Arlo over toilet paper while on the jon?

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    jarvisloop  over 4 years ago

    I always enjoy watching the fourth wall break.

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    Auntie Socialist  over 4 years ago

    …but as we see here, we now have more refined ways to address it

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    mafastore  over 4 years ago

    Early in March we were out for our usual Sunday – lunch at Wendys, go to Costco, go to BJs (similar to Costco) and put gas in the car, and then go to the Walmart near them as it is bigger than the ones closer to us and we found some level parking spaces to check the oil in our car which has to be checked weekly as it down every week (currently there is a class action). While we were driving to Costco from lunch husband said that he wanted to buy a spare package of TP. I pointed out to him that we have a started roll in both bathrooms and two spare rolls in each bathroom, over half a Costco package, and he uses a different brand sometimes and we have a started roll and a spare roll of that in each bathroom, plus a sealed Walmart sized package. We did not need TP. I then reminded him that in our little RV on our driveway we have a started roll of each brand as well as a total of 3 spare rolls.

    I figure the stuff does not go bad so if it would make him feel better – fine. I have never seen empty shelves in Costco before! BJs did have and he bought a package.

    Apparently he thinks we use a roll a week. Last week – almost 2 months later – we had to change a roll for the first time.

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