I had hurricane damage to our roof several years ago where ventilator blew off and left 18” hole in roof. Our house was two levels on 14’ pilings . I took some heavy commercial plastic sheeting up on roof, wind caught it like a sail and if I hadn’t let go I’d been history.
Was there a biblical verse on that subject? Build thee a strong and sturdy supporting foundation – FIRST – before thee raise thy steeple up on to the pinnacle.
Ivy Valory Premium Member 5 months ago
But he invented parasailing!
Imagine 5 months ago
And maybe let go.
BigDaveGlass 5 months ago
Rookie mistake….
GoComicsGo! 5 months ago
The hereditary male trait of thinking of doing something easier so it’ll be quicker.
Enter.Name.Here 5 months ago
And the sport of Para-kiting is born.
The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago
Backseat sailors!
sandpiper 5 months ago
He’s learning a lesson he could get in no other way. [Twain paraphrase]
kaycstamper 5 months ago
Live and learn!
Just-me 5 months ago
In later years, this incident inspired the song Up Up and Away by the 5th Dimension.
More Coffee Please! Premium Member 5 months ago
Parasailing, sans boat!
Just_Karl 5 months ago
And when he hits the water he’ll have the log to use as a floatation device.
txq 5 months ago
Pretty much missed the boat.
mrsalex 5 months ago
He just invented parasailing
ChessPirate 5 months ago
For a few blissful moments, he was in Heaven… And then he was in Heaven…
DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago
But now he’s invented parasailing!
mckeonfuneralhomebx 5 months ago
Look up in the sky its a DODO BIRD; ITS A PLAIN IDIOT; NO ITS SUPERMORON!!!
Niko S 5 months ago
Geeze that’s a serious gale.
flemmingo 5 months ago
I had hurricane damage to our roof several years ago where ventilator blew off and left 18” hole in roof. Our house was two levels on 14’ pilings . I took some heavy commercial plastic sheeting up on roof, wind caught it like a sail and if I hadn’t let go I’d been history.
dcdete. 5 months ago
Was there a biblical verse on that subject? Build thee a strong and sturdy supporting foundation – FIRST – before thee raise thy steeple up on to the pinnacle.
tygrkhat40 5 months ago
Remember, you learn more from failures than you do successes.
Gent 5 months ago
The first sailor eh. He should tries eating more spinach.
mindjob 5 months ago
I’m impressed that he made such fine cloth from dinosaur skins
ladykat 5 months ago
Whee!
Alberta Oil Premium Member 5 months ago
Woulda worked but for a poorly timed FOOP. Set the invention of sailing back several generations.
Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago
Instructions. Instructions? We don’t need to read no stinking instructions.
donwestonmysteries 5 months ago
The invention of parasailing.
JPuzzleWhiz 5 months ago
Https: //Www.Youtube.Com /watch?v=wmFhtngzmRs
cracker65 5 months ago
Well, at least he knows it will work.
Mediatech 5 months ago
Rookie mistake.
wildlandwaters 5 months ago
“Come sail away with me, lads!”
daleandkristen 5 months ago
F O O P
and away we go……
zeexenon 5 months ago
The current American politician way: Ready! Fire!! Aim!
Strawberry King 5 months ago
I thought he was making a hang glider.
TheWildSow 5 months ago
He’s invented Parasailing!
h.v.greenman 5 months ago
On the other hand he just invented a cross over between hang gliding and wind surfing
GG_loves_comics Premium Member 5 months ago
Plus, he loves hearing helpful advice!
eddi-TBH 5 months ago
The invention of wind surfing was put on hold while hang gliding was tries.
StephenRice 5 months ago
Thor’s always putting on airs.
rgcviper 5 months ago
Well, that’s just fooping crazy. Ha.
ManiacEx 5 months ago
Order of operations will get you every time.