B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 16, 2024

But he invented parasailing!

And maybe let go.

Rookie mistake….

The hereditary male trait of thinking of doing something easier so it’ll be quicker.

And the sport of Para-kiting is born.

Backseat sailors!

He’s learning a lesson he could get in no other way. [Twain paraphrase]

Live and learn!

In later years, this incident inspired the song Up Up and Away by the 5th Dimension.

Parasailing, sans boat!

And when he hits the water he’ll have the log to use as a floatation device.

Pretty much missed the boat.

He just invented parasailing

For a few blissful moments, he was in Heaven… And then he was in Heaven…

But now he’s invented parasailing!

Look up in the sky its a DODO BIRD; ITS A PLAIN IDIOT; NO ITS SUPERMORON!!!

Geeze that’s a serious gale.

I had hurricane damage to our roof several years ago where ventilator blew off and left 18” hole in roof. Our house was two levels on 14’ pilings . I took some heavy commercial plastic sheeting up on roof, wind caught it like a sail and if I hadn’t let go I’d been history.

Was there a biblical verse on that subject? Build thee a strong and sturdy supporting foundation – FIRST – before thee raise thy steeple up on to the pinnacle.

Remember, you learn more from failures than you do successes.

The first sailor eh. He should tries eating more spinach.

I’m impressed that he made such fine cloth from dinosaur skins

Whee!

Woulda worked but for a poorly timed FOOP. Set the invention of sailing back several generations.

Instructions. Instructions? We don’t need to read no stinking instructions.

The invention of parasailing.

Https: //Www.Youtube.Com /watch?v=wmFhtngzmRs

Well, at least he knows it will work.

Rookie mistake.

“Come sail away with me, lads!”

F O O P

and away we go……

The current American politician way: Ready! Fire!! Aim!

I thought he was making a hang glider.

He’s invented Parasailing!

On the other hand he just invented a cross over between hang gliding and wind surfing

Plus, he loves hearing helpful advice!

The invention of wind surfing was put on hold while hang gliding was tries.

Thor’s always putting on airs.

Well, that’s just fooping crazy. Ha.

Order of operations will get you every time.