Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 07, 2018

Fluffapurrus Rex emerges.

If Lupin’s next comment is “Here’s Johnny!” I’m going to warn the People to run screaming into the hills.

Silly People; see what happens when you fool around and upset The Boys?!?!!

The Woman really should have asked The Man to also pick up toilet paper. (Seriously, did they forget that they have cats?!)♥

This situation stopped being funny 10 minutes before it started. Measures will be taken, along with names.

Meanwhile in the bathroom Lupin goes “Wolverine” on the TP, film at 11!

Love Burt’s, “Cat call” news banner!

No time for smooching; Puck’s calling the animal crisis hotline. But it will all be fine soon.

Is this the first time we’ve seen one of the boys use a cell phone? Too bad he didn’t have that when he was stuck in the trunk.

The People have finally crossed the line this time. Keep on shredding, Lupin!

Cue the “Psycho” strings!

I will admit to doing something almost like this to our cats. They get canned food twice a day, and dry when they want a snack. One fine morning I staggered out of bed, down the stairs, into the kitchen, went to grab the last can of cat food…and found out that that last can of cat food that I’d’ve sworn was there wasn’t. Got dressed and ran to the store REAL quick, as the cats glared at me in confusion and insisted they were starving, because who in their right mind would eat that DRY crap you leave out in that bowl you just refilled after topping it off before bed?

They got tuna as an apology.

So is this where the people find it’s November 1st, some kids TPed their house on Halloween, and it rained for two or three hours after midnight?

Uh-oh… that face, those claws, and a brown business suit. GET HIM SOME KIBBLE!!

Animal Crisis Hotline: “Please hold. All of our representatives are busy helping other disgruntled cats. Your call is important to us and will be handled by the first available operator. Thank you.”

“Mom, Dad… don’t get me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry..”

“Cry Havok and let slip the cats of war!”

Maxie shook his head slowly; “Well, count me in, Megan. I’ll do everything I can for you. Tre-C mentioned you speak Dog in several different dialects. I don’t. Can you still use me?” Megan looked Max over slowly from head to tail, then smiled; “Oh, yes… I still consider you an asset. We can make you multi-lingual another day.” Tre-C sat back on her haunches; “If I can us a phrase the humans seem to like, I’d like to address the elephant in the room; what’s the gain in shutting down one fight location?” “Actually, Kitten, that’s a very good question. Let’s go back to the deli- this may well be the perfect time to give you the full explanation of ‘Catch as Cats Can’, and exactly what it is that I do. And have done.”

Hey, kitties, didn’t he say he was about to “dash out”? Doesn’t that sound urgent to you? I know, they just don’t appreciate the gravity of the situation from cat perspective. Wait till they need toilet paper to see some urgency!

“What toilet paper?” I have to keep mine on the towell rack. Otherwise it doesn’t have a chance.

“did you forget you had cats?!” I love that! Lol!

Bwaah-ha-ha, vengeance is mine roared Fluffzilla ;-)

I love the little heart and the tenderness between the Man and the Woman despite the distress of the Boys. Awww! They’ll have to remember to buy toilet roll. ;-)

The only acceptable cat call!

Why is the Man holding his arm up like that?

Puck’s lowered eyebrows, Elvis’s little paw of rage, Lupin’s claws – inquiring minds want to know how the People could miss these signs that the Boys. Are. Not. Happy.

Foolish humans! Have you never watched the Japanese Godzilla documentaries? Irresponsible human behavior will unleash the wrath of creatures such as Fluffapurrus Rex! On your own heads be it. (My comment on the original strip).

How To Put Toilet Paper In The Holder. A. Households without cats: insert so that the end comes from the back over the top, allowing ease of access. B. Households with cats: insert so that the end is next to the wall. No matter how much the cat paws at it, it will not unroll. ;D

My goodness. Pucky’s eyebrows are so scrunched up and his ears are so flat to his head that the left ear is invisible!

Restraint from Elvis? Encouraging LUPIN to do the destruction rather than doing it himself? He’s mellowing!

The day of reckoning is now.

Introducing Manic Lupin! No vacuum cleaner is safe!

And when Lupin finishes the toilet paper he can start on the paper towels.

Calm down guys, there must be a can of tuna in the house somewhere…

The People don’t have cats. The cats have the People.

I love this one. The People have crossed the line so badly that even Pucky has angry eyebrows! His ears aren’t happy either… The Man better HURRY!

Oh NO!

Time to call out the Riot Police !

Never seen such angry cats. Glad they are not in my house. I am well trained and never run out of food.

Considering the look on Pucky’s face, I hope the message he’s hearing is not that all operators are napping now, but your call is important to us, please stay on the line and someone will be with you eventually. Lupin’s Talons of Death are amazing and most of all, Elvis’s line sums up what every cat in the world has thought more than once about their humans. Often more than once a day

Seems like The Man is posing like Usain Bolt, since he intends to “dash” out

Along with Lupin’s scissorhands, we have his angry toe beans.

‘Cat Call’ hotline!!!! Lupin is way ahead of you, Elvis!

TP! We’re gonna shred all the TP!

No kibble no litter then no more TP

Humans learning a lesson you’ll see!

TP! The house is flowing with TP!

We’ll show them to not mess with the gang!

We will shred, we will throw,

Everything’s gotta go!

We will shred and spread,

TP!

Theme from Top Cat

Shredding toilet paper, sweet, sweet revenge!

My kitty Emmet did that once. A trail leading from the bathroom, going left, around the long couch, and there he was, buried in toilet paper! Keep in mind, he was about 1 month old.

And welcome to another episode of Cats Behaving Badly. In this episode, the kibble better arrive quick or it will be curtains for the curtains.

Winter…is coming…winter…IS HERE!! See, I’ve shred the TP, so it looks like snow…see…you get it, right?

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Even when I remove the bowl to wash it, you’d think the world is ending and they haven’t eaten in days!

Man: I’ll dash out and get more kibble.

Woman: Could you pick up litter, too?

Elvis: LITTER TOO? DID YOU FORGET THAT YOU HAVE CATS?!

Puck: Animal crisis hotline? Yes, I’LL HOLD.

Crawl: CAT CALL

Elvis: I didn’t want it to come to this, but Lupin -

SHRED ALL OF THE TOILET PAPER!

Lupin: WHAT TOILET PAPER?

The good thing about no food is there is no need for litter. OK ducking and running from the Boys now.

I love Lupin as Fluffapurrus Rex!

Or is it Fluffazilla Rex?

I had two cats, brother and sister, who used to tag-team me on the toilet roll. One would distract me while the other grabbed the end of the roll in his mouth and ran out of the bathroom, unravelling as he went! Frodo is no longer with us, but Savannah still performs the occasional solo heist.

You know there’s going to be trouble when the cats start googling the humane society and listening to Sarah McLachlan music.

Onyx managed to dodge a vet visit yesterday because sis couldn’t find her. Today she found her hiding in the big closet downstairs, which doesn’t have a track on the bottom of the sliding doors so they swing & can be pushed far enough for a cat – even a chubby chunk like Onyx – to squeeze through.

Now that sis has found the Secret Hiding Place, Onyx has another date with the doc tomorrow afternoon. Sis says she’ll start looking for her in the morning & shut her in the bathroom until it’s carrier time.

Oh, & the baby gate didn’t work. Chubby as Onyx is, she managed to squeeze between the slats & get downstairs.

GASP! NO, not the toilet paper! XD

I smell something.

Spoiler question.

Cats and anarchists…..but I repeat myself.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I hate to tell ya, Elvis, but there is NOTHING as funny as an indignant cat. ’bout lost my coffee!

It’s never too early for revenge.

I only have one toilet paper out at at time, the rest are out of kitties reach.

Three angry cats. The Man needs to hurry or there will be chaos.

“911, what’s your emergency?” “There’s only food around the edges of the bowl!!! I can see the bottom of the bowl!!!” “Have you tried yowling loudly while pawing at the human’s face?” “Yes!! They just rolled over and started snoring!!!” “OMC, you’re gonna die!!!” “I know!!!!!!”

It’s strips like these that remind me why I’m a dog person. :)

I am a firm "Toilet paper unrolls from the front guy. They print the pattern on the top after all. But “I have a cat” is a good reason to roll from bottom. Or small children.

:):):):)

Is the Man signing something in the first panel?