Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 19, 2019

Man, in this instance, I think Lupin is doing you a BIG favor.

Love the way the music staff turns into a heart. I wonder what tune it’s playing?

I feel like this might be a true story. XD

Panel 3’s super-closeup made me snort disgustingly. Extra points for “gyrating” – good word!

It’s David and Lisa!

Elvis makes a good point about those lascivious gnomes: for Cat’s-sake, there are people-kittens in the house! And one actual kitten, but I suspect her sensibilities are not easily offended by gnomes. (Puck’s sweet little paws in the last panel, Elvis’ curmudgeonliness, and Lupin’s needing to get into everything are such lovely expressions of their personalities.)♥

Elvis, you are so right SMUT! Gnomes kissing or rubbing noses? DISGUSTING! What was the Man thinking?

I need an excuse to say “your gyrating gnomes are all over the place” in my everyday life.

I did it again today! Finished the Saturday NYT crossword. Lightning probably won’t strike twice again for a long time! :D

No way, Man, it must be destroyed before she gets back!

Dude, whoa. I showed this to my friend and she was all like, “David the Gnome!” Somehow I didn’t make the connection until she said it…

“When in Gnome, do as the Gnomans do.”

Hello, David the Gnome. Still a sad ending to that series but here they’ll live fore… uh, until Lupin destroys them.

Soppy, sentimental, and smutty. Lupin and Elvis are right. Destroy it now.

Boy am I glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read this! ROTFL!! TOO funny! Leave it to Lupin to want to destroy the gyrating gnomes, leave it to Elvis to feel righteously outraged, disgusted and shocked by the fecund pair, and leave it to Pucky to be swept up in the romance of the whole affair! Panel 3 is my favourite, very telling: It says this dancing little couple is ultimately doomed as Robin will concur.

Stealth Lupin in panel five.

Lit candles and smutty, gyrating gnomes are Siren calls for Lupin.

Give it up, Man. You know when Lupin’s fangs come out, nothing will stop him in his Quest.

Emile Coue, French psychologist, first propagator of self suggestion, once told the world to tell themselves, “Every day, in every way, I’m getting better and better”. Describes BCN perfectly!!

Love the GIANT LUPIN FACE in panel 3.

Am I the only one who finds gnomes rather creepy? Especially the one on the Travelocity commercials!

Thanks to everyone who wished me well during the storms yesterday. There was no damage where I live now, but I’m looking at a house this afternoon that was just blocks from a small tornado touchdown. Maybe it’s a sign.

Smut? XD

It’s such a cute little music box, Lupin, surely your higher instincts will kick in and you will let the Man and the Woman enjoy it.

On another note, I had a lovely day with my daughter Chris and great-granddaughter Saphira yesterday, we raided a garden center and I got two peonies, two nice rosebushes and two bleeding hearts; all in two-gallon pots and beautifully healthy. I also got two hanging baskets for our deck, some dahlia bulbs and perennial seeds. Hopefully the little garden patch the landlord has around his tree will be nicely transformed and have something other than day lilies. I was also treated to lunch at a Japanese restaurant. We gorged until we could eat no more. Lovely, lovely sushi.

….which is why little kissing gnomes and the Movie Cocoon are straight pornography.

Puck the romantic, Elvis the prig, Lupin the destroyer.

Stop that spinning! Stop that spinning!

And a new euphemism is born! Thanks, Georgia! :D

That’s right, Elvis. How dare the hyoomanoid gnomes do nose rubbing? Nose rubbing is a bonafide trademark registered to cat creatures! This is a blatant copyright violation, I say!

Panel three! Oh my cat, panel three – those gigantic green eyes!

Woman sees her music box gift.

::five seconds later::

Lupin breaks her music box gift.

Pucky is such a romantic!

Along with all the perfect kitty reactions, I love the Man’s resignation. He knows Lupin will smash the figurine, but he’s just hoping to delay the inevitable until after the Woman has seen it. BTW, are they still being threatened by the robot bird?

Of course Puck is the only one charmed with the adorable music box!

Elvis, stop making this lewd. Seriously.

“Gyrating Gnomes” is the Best New Thing in the World Today™.

Like cats in heat

In the last panel the music box looks like a cat head.

Next, Elvis will be warning us about “Sodom and Gnomorrah”.

Hey Georgia is that David and Lisa on the music box, from David the gnome?

Go Lupin go. You have great taste Lupin. It would look better in 1,000 pieces.

Didn’t the Man gnome this would set Lupin off?

Wullll, it’s better’n two mounted bass fish facing each other … all a’ singin’ … and a’ KISSIN"!!

(I hear that Big Mouth Billy Bass gets around some!) :)

. . . Per Georgia Dunn: “Yes, the music box from today’s BREAKING CAT NEWS strip is real. (Please avert your eyes from the gyrating gnomes, if you’re like Elvis and do not care for smut in your social media feeds!)”

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A small tornado touched down here early Saturday morning. Our house is fine but 4 trees were knocked down and uprooted at my youngest daughter’s house. One missed her car by inches but took out all the electricity boxes and such on that side of the house and is currently resting against the side of the roof of her bedroom. It also picked up her storage building and tossed it over the fence where it landed upside down in the alley. At least we were able to rescue her new lawn mower from it.

Jerika is fine, she hid in her closet, but she feels like a terrible mom because she didn’t take her two kitties into the closet with her. The city has cut her off from electricity at the pole because the lines were knocked down and are on the ground held in place by trees. She had called 911 after it was over and they said that since there was no loss of life or human injuries, they would have to get to her after they took care those who were injured. She’s fine with that, but no one ever came by or called. The city did have crews working on her block to cut trees away from the power lines and poles. We told them about the downed lines and that’s when they said that all they were allowed to do was disconnect her from the grid at the pole.

It may be several days before an insurance adjuster can get to her so she is staying at her grandma’s house half a block away. At least she has insurance that should cover most of the repairs. At her grandma’s house the only damage was a trellis that was knocked down. The house next door to Grandma’s had a large storage building that was totally demolished and a tree fell on the car parked in their backyard.

Smug little boats and smutty acting trolls are things which Elvis does not care for.

OT: Book recommendation

If you like music boxes, you might like a new book series I discovered recently that involves a music box shop. The first book in the series is A Fatal Collection(Keepsake Cove Mystery #1)by Mary Ellen Hughes. Of course there’s a cat, and just a hint of magic in at least one of the music boxes:)

I would love to know how Elvis thinks he came into this world.

Gyrating gnomes LOL, best line in all of the comics I’ve read today!

“Gyrating Gnomes” will be the name of my next punk band.

It took me a few moments to understand what I was seeing in panel 3!!

I got to touch noses with a very large horse yesterday. A big velvety snoot pressed up to mine. Quite a switch from cats.

Love the out-of-focus huge white cat grin in panel three =P

Elvis should realize, the Man hasn’t been the same since he lost his tail.

I wonder what the occasion is? Today is my Wife’s Birthday.

Elvis should remember, the Man hasn’t been the same since he lost his tail.

Elvis hasn’t seen yet what The Woman reads when he’s sitting on the couch with her. Don’t look too close at the romance novels, the covers are worse!