Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 04, 2025

The kittens seem to fit right in as reporters. Have they done newscasts before?

I love how the mic is almost as big as Iggy. And how OZ just assumes she’s in charge. And Elvis’ feet sticking out. And “zero brain cells”. LOL

Freakin’ adorable!❤️❤️❤️

Iggy NAILED IT! But the Elvis bleep is the best. Even if it was totally predictable.

OK Burt. That’s a 15 yard penalty, plus 5 minutes in the penalty box, for piling on! Piling on masterfully though. And yes, that’s two different sports penalties. It was just that sick of a burn.

Ora Zella and Iggy have great instincts as reporters. Elvis asleep is a great scene

Blep cat memes. Now even here. Is nothing sacred?

That’s kind of mean, even for Burt. Maybe it really is one of the raccoon kits making the chyrons. Elvis has plenty of brain cells. He just needed to let them rest for awhile.

Toes beans, hearts and a blep! It’s a trifecta of squeeeee!!!!

Uh, Burt, you do know stereotype about orange cats right? that they all share one brain cell? which is one brain cell more than zero, but still …

Burt is being BRUTAL. Snicker.

Must… fight urge… to… boop nose!

Not just a blep plus excellent smol cat reporting. Burt is handing out the shade.

I didn’t know the library was open (RuPaul’s Drag Race reference).

Speaking of beds, Zelda has a new cat tree and she loves it!

And also speaking of bleps, Bagheera would sometimes sleep with his tongue sticking out. That was way before I knew it was called a blep!

OZ with a full mug of… coffee? And Elvis is not going to be happy with who’s running the feed…

Wow, I had no idea I was so behind the times… thanks for the vocab lesson on bleps! Now I’ll be seeing them everywhere.

OT: Letter to GoComics final draft of email version

So many great reasons to SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!ღƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ♡ƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ♪ Elvis toe beans and cute pink tongue sticking out!!

Ummm but one question. I thought he slept with his eyes opened?

Yes! Just what I was hoping for! Now, we wait for the, sleeping with his eyes, open!

Peace out, Elvis.

Senior citizen nap eh ya old fellah. Carefuls not to breaking yours back when ya gets up ya old relic you. Otherwise the it become breaking cat back news.

Haha! Elvis is just going to be THRILLED when he sees this.

oh i really do hope that coffee cup isn’t full. ora zella does not need to be caffeinated

Ouch. Really, Burt?

I have never seen Elvis not look precious ❤️❤️❤️

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

At Elvis’ Office

Iggy: With Thomios’ recipe scroll, I think we have a key to aid in deciphering the _Voyage Scroll’s _ cooking section.

Elvis-Anum: But we need further proof. How do the donuts taste?

Iggy: Thomios is baking several batches as we speak. They appear to be very wearable.

Elvis: But the proof of the donut is in the eating. And the proof of the tea is how well it pairs with the donuts.

Iggy: Well, as the song says: (Queen: Killer Queen)

There’s Earl Grey and Chamomile

In Thomios’s cabinet

Have tea with cakes or scones

Or maybe chocolate

A perfect remedy

For colds, any recipe

For any time, day or night

It’s really fine

Oolong and Darjelling

It can be anything

To go with cinnamon

Fill your mug with tea

Make Constant Comments easily

Sleepy Time in the evening

Guaranteed to go with snacks

Any time

Elvis: That’s great, Iggy.

Iggy: I’m writing an opera in fifty acts about tea.

Elvis: Wonderful. I’m going to take a nap.

Science Fact of the Day

Snails have been shown to make complex decisions using only two brain cells. In addition, Organisms like the slime mold have no brain at all, yet can still make rather complex decisions.

Precious baby bunny lost in the snow.

Elvis, you are absolutely adorable!

Elvis is so cute!!!

Is OZ nudging that mug off the desk?

I love how Iggy has to hold the mic with both paws! And the coffee mug is almost as big as Ora Zella.

Aw, the microphone is so (relatively) big next to Iggy!

I see many mentions of Burt in today’s comments. Why? The strip only shows OZ, Iggy, and Elvis.

But at least Elvis has his tail tucked away for safekeeping. If anyone touches his tail, everyone in the room is getting bopped!

Meanwhile, Corporal Mittens is still watching Cat News Network on Brewster Rockit.

RSORTBIDB! 50 points to the first Orbster to translate this correctly. This will be easy for the long-timers. For those new to BCN, take note for future opportunities to win!