Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 06, 2025

The Kittens have become tattle-tails. LOL And I love it! Also, somebody light a match!

First Elvis and now Lupin… is Puck next?

THE COLLIE BARKS TWICE is a mystery novel.

Is Puck next in line for the litter box, with a newspaper in his paw?

A slow news day. Time for some investigative reporting. Try to find the origins of the Mailman Myth.

Goldie, how could you steal the kibble and lay a trail to Lupin??? (Last part assumed.)

Ooh, kittens have all the hot gossip!

That’s more gossip column than straight reportage. There’s nothing wrong with that.

Next time…..Can we get a reading from “The Collie Barks Twice”?

ROTFL!!!!! OMC I ❤️ it! Sounds like a code Brown as we used to say at my previous job (this notorious developer used to spend nearly an hour in the toilet everyday and you could smell him all the way down the hall!!)

Uh-oh. We’re hitting the Terrible Twos. Methinks the Mews Reporters are soon to be getting a lesson in allowing their peeps some privacy. We all have our quirks.

Ooooh, kittens tell all about adult cats! Hope The woman isn’t watching!!! Shhhhhh

Well, he has the Morning Paper, so….

Maybe Ora Zella needs the lecture about potty privacy that the woman gave the boy:

2016/06/09

I would guess Lupin has been in the litterbox slightly longer than the Breaking Kitten News broadcast has been running.

Check out today’s Flo and Friends. (Here on GoComics. Check Find Comics>A-Z comics by title)

I am loving this story arc!

ngl but the kittens have gone a little bit too nosy. they litterally spy on lupin who is in the litter box.

Not realistic !!! Goldie would NEVER be in trouble, and there’s no kitty litter flying out of the litter box !!! Plus, may be Lupin has reading material of his OWN in there… I’m thinking, “to kill a mocking bird.”

Kittens are so gossipy!♥

I can’t with the name of the romance novel…

BKN!! Love it!

Breaking Kitten News is winning its time slot.

You know what that means?

Soon, the foxes will have Breaking Kit News, then Breaking Joey News, and Breaking Hatchling News. Breaking Pup News is temporarily on hold until they are paper trained.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

At The oPyramid Library

Beatrixia: How is your fifty act opera going, Iggy?

Iggy: It’s coming along fine. I’ve changed one of the arias, though.

Bea: What did you change?

Iggy: A story line inspired me to write a new aria. It came to me when I was looking at a night sky drawing in the Voyage Scroll.

Bea: Can I hear it?

Iggy: Sure.

I see a half a dozen donuts

I see a cup of tea or coffee, too

I see a cozy warm camp fire

I know just what we have to do

…….

We’ll sing our favorite songs

There’s nothing to go wrong

As long the litter room’s on the right

…….

Bea: That’s great, Iggy. But I like the other aria as well.

Iggy: I’m still gonna use it in another act. And I made a few changes.

Bea: How does it go?

…….

A dozen donuts

I just can’t handle it

All the spice plurals

But I also like those all glazed

And filled with jelly!

Go crazy for a dozen donuts!

A dozen donuts

I’m gonna share with all my friends

All our favorites, fresh from the kitchen of Thomios!

We’ll go crazy! Crazy for a dozen Donuts

Here comes Lupinium

With this morning’s Daily Scroll

And Puck and Ora Z!

We’re gonna sing and rock and roll!

We’re gonna be cool, relax!

We’ll procure all the facts!

I can’t wait! To share a few dozen donuts!

Ora Zella, maybe Lupin is trying to get some peace while he reads the newspaper he filched from Puck!

Trashy romance novel – the collie barks twice! That is a novel I’d like to read!! Ms Georgia where do we find it???

Science Fact of the Day:

The Greeks and Romans initially kept weasels as pets, as they were seen as ideal and efficient rodent killers. Later on, weasels were replaced by cats as pest control and pets because cats were more pleasant as pets and were better hunters of mice.

So stinking cute!

Ah! The old litterbox trick. OZ will wait and wait and wait and just as Lupin exits the box, she’ll pounce!!

I love it when a guy reads trashy romance. That takes confidence!

Maybe Lupin is reading a magazine in the bathroom!

Has Trevor already finished “The Viking Cowboy Stranger’s Secret?”

Ha ha ha! You go, kids, spill that tea!

Yep, just as expected BKN news has gone full on Jr. High. With nothing but trashy, potty humor with sneaky reporting.

It’s the Daily Gossip Show!

this is a very good story ark. (is it spelled arc? I’m never sure.)

It’s a Scoop…

Ohhh-I can see some hiss’ coming out of this!!!

But Lupin can’t hear the reporting going on outside the litter box.

Now, think of the possibilities if it was Elvis in the box!

Ora Zella, why don’t you just stick the mic in and interview Lupin.

So lucky our kitties have no interest in household trash of plants. Has anyone found an adbloker that works with GoComics? It’s getting annoying, but enough to pay to remove them. It’s a fail for them, honestly. In 29 years on the internet, not ONCE have I ever clicked on, or bought anything from an ad I saw on my PC or phone. I have a deep and enduring distrust of banner ads and their descendant ilk! I take great pride in my resistance to their collective nonsense.

Like, call the V-E-T level long time in litter box?

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