Here comes a flood of names.
I’m gonna mention one name, and it’s not political:
Bobby Pickett
I leave it up to you folks to figure out the relevance.
Would that be the expedition to the sun?
Who might want to send you into space for awhile?
I remember listening to “Star Dreck” on The Dr. Demento Show.
See also: “The Marching Morons”.
I was thinking… ‘Leaches in Space!’
I hear the sun is nice this time of year, any chance we can land all politicians on it and just start over?
Next trip, so called “celebrities”.
Please make it a one-way trip.
How much extra does it cost to arrange an “accident” that none of the passengers survive?
I’ve got a list.
For the last 20 years or so my birthday wish has been that the House and Senate impeach the President and then all resign. It didn’t / doesn’t matter who the President is or was. Or who was in charge of the House and Senate. We need a fresh start.
To boldly blow up those who’ve never been blown up before!
They told Trump he’d be the first man to visit the sun.
“But isn’t it too hot to go to the sun?”
“Don’t worry, you’ll land at night,” they assured him.
Oooh the comments section is gonna be on fire. Let me get the popcorn ready…..
Biden, Pelosi, Schumer, Faucci, Harris. Did I miss anyone?
Dr. Mel will call it a B Ark.
excellent idea
And one of those politicians is pretty heavy…
Oh no. My name’s on the list. By many requests. Just can’t imagine why!
“Hmm, for some reason, it only has half the amount of allotted fuel…”
You could charge more for one-way trips.
And I can pretty much guess who tops that list, Mel…!
Hmm, I’m actually surprised there aren’t too many named here.
All of the names have a (D) next to their name.
I recommend having operable windows on the craft and reminding the passengers that if they feel stuffy, they can open them.
Leave it up to Pam and I am sure Cliff would top the list.
I remember a science fiction story, “The Marching Morons.” They all got sent into space “for a while.” A LONG while.
Can we pay extra to keep them there?
All Trump supporters I hope.
He needs a bigger ship.
Where do the Politicians THINK they are going?
And, what sort of Drugs did they use to keep them Quiet before Launch?
PACs could beat opponents at a reduced cost.
GOP Trumpers? “Set a course for the heart of the sun”.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Here comes a flood of names.
pauljmsn almost 3 years ago
I’m gonna mention one name, and it’s not political:
Bobby Pickett
I leave it up to you folks to figure out the relevance.
danketaz Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Would that be the expedition to the sun?
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Who might want to send you into space for awhile?
therese_callahan2002 almost 3 years ago
I remember listening to “Star Dreck” on The Dr. Demento Show.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago
See also: “The Marching Morons”.
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I was thinking… ‘Leaches in Space!’
Doctor Toon almost 3 years ago
I hear the sun is nice this time of year, any chance we can land all politicians on it and just start over?
pcolli almost 3 years ago
Next trip, so called “celebrities”.
Mountain Meg almost 3 years ago
Please make it a one-way trip.
theincrediblebulk almost 3 years ago
How much extra does it cost to arrange an “accident” that none of the passengers survive?
tripwire45 almost 3 years ago
I’ve got a list.
JamieLee Premium Member almost 3 years ago
For the last 20 years or so my birthday wish has been that the House and Senate impeach the President and then all resign. It didn’t / doesn’t matter who the President is or was. Or who was in charge of the House and Senate. We need a fresh start.
YippiKiAyMofo almost 3 years ago
To boldly blow up those who’ve never been blown up before!
LawrenceS almost 3 years ago
They told Trump he’d be the first man to visit the sun.
“But isn’t it too hot to go to the sun?”
“Don’t worry, you’ll land at night,” they assured him.
“Oh, all right then. As long as I can be first.”geese28 almost 3 years ago
Oooh the comments section is gonna be on fire. Let me get the popcorn ready…..
My First Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Biden, Pelosi, Schumer, Faucci, Harris. Did I miss anyone?
Ermine Notyours almost 3 years ago
Dr. Mel will call it a B Ark.
phboles almost 3 years ago
excellent idea
gantech almost 3 years ago
And one of those politicians is pretty heavy…
old_geek almost 3 years ago
Oh no. My name’s on the list. By many requests. Just can’t imagine why!
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
“Hmm, for some reason, it only has half the amount of allotted fuel…”
Bill The Nuke almost 3 years ago
You could charge more for one-way trips.
JPuzzleWhiz almost 3 years ago
And I can pretty much guess who tops that list, Mel…!
Ratkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Hmm, I’m actually surprised there aren’t too many named here.
globalenterprize1990 almost 3 years ago
All of the names have a (D) next to their name.
David_the_CAD almost 3 years ago
I recommend having operable windows on the craft and reminding the passengers that if they feel stuffy, they can open them.
Buckeye67 almost 3 years ago
Leave it up to Pam and I am sure Cliff would top the list.
ekke almost 3 years ago
I remember a science fiction story, “The Marching Morons.” They all got sent into space “for a while.” A LONG while.
LrdSlvrhnd almost 3 years ago
Can we pay extra to keep them there?
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
All Trump supporters I hope.
Jml58 almost 3 years ago
He needs a bigger ship.
bakana almost 3 years ago
Where do the Politicians THINK they are going?
And, what sort of Drugs did they use to keep them Quiet before Launch?
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 3 years ago
PACs could beat opponents at a reduced cost.
Brazos HouTx Premium Member almost 3 years ago
GOP Trumpers? “Set a course for the heart of the sun”.