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For the last 20 years or so my birthday wish has been that the House and Senate impeach the President and then all resign. It didnât / doesnât matter who the President is or was. Or who was in charge of the House and Senate. We need a fresh start.
Say What Nowâ˝ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Here comes a flood of names.
pauljmsn over 3 years ago
Iâm gonna mention one name, and itâs not political:
Bobby Pickett
I leave it up to you folks to figure out the relevance.
danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago
Would that be the expedition to the sun?
Doug K over 3 years ago
Who might want to send you into space for awhile?
therese_callahan2002 over 3 years ago
I remember listening to âStar Dreckâ on The Dr. Demento Show.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
See also: âThe Marching Moronsâ.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
I was thinking⌠âLeaches in Space!â
Doctor Toon over 3 years ago
I hear the sun is nice this time of year, any chance we can land all politicians on it and just start over?
pcolli over 3 years ago
Next trip, so called âcelebritiesâ.
Milady Meg over 3 years ago
Please make it a one-way trip.
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
How much extra does it cost to arrange an âaccidentâ that none of the passengers survive?
tripwire45 over 3 years ago
Iâve got a list.
JamieLee Premium Member over 3 years ago
For the last 20 years or so my birthday wish has been that the House and Senate impeach the President and then all resign. It didnât / doesnât matter who the President is or was. Or who was in charge of the House and Senate. We need a fresh start.
YippiKiAyMofo over 3 years ago
To boldly blow up those whoâve never been blown up before!
LawrenceS over 3 years ago
They told Trump heâd be the first man to visit the sun.
âBut isnât it too hot to go to the sun?â
âDonât worry, youâll land at night,â they assured him.
âOh, all right then. As long as I can be first.âgeese28 over 3 years ago
Oooh the comments section is gonna be on fire. Let me get the popcorn readyâŚ..
Riders on the Storm Premium Member over 3 years ago
Biden, Pelosi, Schumer, Faucci, Harris. Did I miss anyone?
Ermine Notyours over 3 years ago
Dr. Mel will call it a B Ark.
phboles over 3 years ago
excellent idea
gantech over 3 years ago
And one of those politicians is pretty heavyâŚ
old_geek over 3 years ago
Oh no. My nameâs on the list. By many requests. Just canât imagine why!
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
âHmm, for some reason, it only has half the amount of allotted fuelâŚâ
Bill The Nuke over 3 years ago
You could charge more for one-way trips.
JPuzzleWhiz over 3 years ago
And I can pretty much guess who tops that list, MelâŚ!
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hmm, Iâm actually surprised there arenât too many named here.
globalenterprize1990 over 3 years ago
All of the names have a (D) next to their name.
David_the_CAD over 3 years ago
I recommend having operable windows on the craft and reminding the passengers that if they feel stuffy, they can open them.
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
Leave it up to Pam and I am sure Cliff would top the list.
ekke over 3 years ago
I remember a science fiction story, âThe Marching Morons.â They all got sent into space âfor a while.â A LONG while.
LrdSlvrhnd over 3 years ago
Can we pay extra to keep them there?
schaefer jim over 3 years ago
All Trump supporters I hope.
Jml58 over 3 years ago
He needs a bigger ship.
bakana over 3 years ago
Where do the Politicians THINK they are going?
And, what sort of Drugs did they use to keep them Quiet before Launch?
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 3 years ago
PACs could beat opponents at a reduced cost.
Brazos HouTx Premium Member over 3 years ago
GOP Trumpers? âSet a course for the heart of the sunâ.