Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 10, 2023

Next time, hard boil them.

He never said he had to catch them.

Oops! There are eggs on Calvin’s face!

Time for the parents to get out the mop and a bucket of sudsy water and shove them into Calvin’s hands.

How eggs-citing! He’s such a crack-up. The yolks on him. Thank you! I’m here all night!

Another clean-up for your poor mother!!

What the rug needs now is a good cleaning and soon.

He should have done that outside so that animals would have something to eat.

Calvin, must you, as it were, “shoot first and ask questions later”? ;/

Wasted opportunity Cal , should done that at the Grocery Store in front of other people .

“The incredible, edible (or in this case, “wearable”) egg.

I also noticed that you didn’t even try to catch one of them.

At least Calvin’s parents won’t be able to tell how many he broke exactly, unless they do an inventory check.

The fine print strikes again.

And yet he looks eggstatic…….

The large print giveth; the small print taketh away. I don’t recall where I saw that but it seemed appropriate.

I think he’s ready for the circus

Your parents won’t be impressed either, Calvin.

Wow… what an expensive fail.

It’s a good thing he started with eggs instead of chain saws.

Wait til your father gets home! Aaaaacckk!

Cal could get his rear ‘scrambled’ too when Mom sees this

Egg. On rug. Nightmare.

Maybe his mom will paddle his little red rompers for him…long overdue I’d think

Your mother’s going to be peeved, Calvin.

Loving the look on his face in the third panel !

Time for Calvin’s poor Mom to go into “conniptions” again! :D

Lets hope he doesn’t try and cook them in a microwave on high for 5 minutes, now how would I know that…LOL

LOL… Clean it up quick. And do NOT tell Mom.

Wow. That’s a great trick. Let’s see how you do with tomatoes.

Well, Hobbes, do you want fried or boiled?

Well, that didn’t go over easy.

Momma’ gonna give that boy some true lovin’ pretty quick!

The yokes on him.

If they are not cooked, it’s jiggling.

In the 3rd panel, is Calvin channeling Bill the Cat from Bloom County/Opus?

Rug? I’d recommend practicing on linoleum next time…if you live that long once Mom gets home.

When I was coming up, some neighborhood kid hit me in the back of the head with an egg. By some miracle the egg fell to the ground but didn’t break. I picked it up and threw it at him him as he retreated into the kitchen of his house. Have to wonder how he explained to his mother all that egg running down the kitchen screen door.

Just one egg would have been un oeuf.

LOL at the “HUHH!” in the second panel.

The price of eggs today, no one will see him for the next week!

His Mum’s really going to freak out this time. Tell her it was aliens that did it clever Calvin, … Then RUN.

I’ve had this on my mind for years: do people REALLY juggle chainsaws?

powdered eggs til the kid moves out.