Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 16, 2015
Transcript:
Toni: how'd cats get out of trees before there were firefighters? man: If they can get up, seems they could get down. Man: It's the angle of their claws. They gotta back down. Man: Set out some kibble. Fluffy'll come down eventually. Man: Point is, we don't rescue cats. We're here to serve people. Man: What if a person gets stuck trying to rescue their cat? Man: We rescue the person but leave the cat. Right, cap'n?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 9 years ago
Is this one of those “meetings that could have been handled with an email”?Or are the Evans’ trying to erode my respect for firefighters? Because really, all it’s doing is making me lose respect for certain cartoonists.
gromit82 almost 9 years ago
This looks like a filler week. I might be concerned about the fire department’s policy on rescuing cats if I could remember seeing a cat in this strip, but I can’t.-(I see in Wikipedia that Luann used to have a cat named Cuddles but gave him away to Mrs. Horner due to her father’s allergies. But that was years ago.)-I’d rather see a week about Luann going to junior college and taking a course that relates to something she might major in. Or making friends in college whom she didn’t know before, and who have actual names (I don’t think “Mr. Jock” and “Mr. Goth” count as names). Or even revealing the name of the college that Luann attends.
Mikel V almost 9 years ago
Is this going somewhere in the next days? Can’t see the point for a meeting about cats don’t being rescued from trees
peter almost 9 years ago
That is a lot of moaning about a free web comic.
svetlana17 almost 9 years ago
I have a feeling this is leading somewhere interesting. Don’t hold your breath because it’s Luann-time, but hang in there.
utukki almost 9 years ago
Probably the most uplifting news story I read today was about firefighters who used the jaws of life to rescue a trapped kitten that had slipped between two boulders. After rescuing it, one of the firefighters decided to adopt it.
http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/tiny-trapped-kitten-saved-jaws-life/story?id=33776568
Just sayin’.
Editman almost 9 years ago
With the wildfires in California at present time, I would think they would be doing all they can to fight it.
cabalonrye almost 9 years ago
Everybody knows that cats climb in trees just so they can look down and laugh at us while me make fools of ourselves trying to carry them down.
wiselad almost 9 years ago
they won’t respond to cat in the tree, but they would respond to dog trapped in the well
Aqsnt almost 9 years ago
Awwwww……Greg’s cat got stuck in a tree.
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 9 years ago
Much ado about nothing.
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
Well..if the Fire Dept. won’t do it… – And The Animal Rescue Center won’t take it on… – There’s always good ol’ Barney Fife, Mayberry P.D! - …..or Mr. Roboto. They’re both “doing the jobs that nobody else wants to” (♪)…..
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
“The Prime Directive”“People Are People” (♫)“How Red Tape Is Made”“Policy Is The Best… Honestly!”“Kitty Catastrophe”“A Scratching Post, The Hard Way”“The ‘No Claws Clause’ "“Back To Your Roots”or“Tree’s A Crowd”
Outnumbered almost 9 years ago
How many cat skeletons have you seen in trees?
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
And While These “Firefighter Philosophers” are discussing the Finer Points of “Cat Management” Scores of Houses in the Town of Pitts are Burning to the Ground….,
comicboyz almost 9 years ago
i bet the captain has a cat
rroush Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Has anybody ever found a dead cat up a tree?
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 9 years ago
2Perhaps the reason why I am not finding this arc very appealing is that (like Methodology suggested) it reminds me too damn much of the plethora of meetings I have to attend….. filled with nonsense and wasting of time.
johnperkins almost 9 years ago
Why did the guy 3 people to our right of the captain turn white in today’s strip? He was black in the previous 2 strips.
johnperkins almost 9 years ago
And why did his cup change to a bottle yesterday?
sbwertz almost 9 years ago
When I was about 12, my six year old brother climbed a tree and got stuck. I was terrified of heights, but I went up that tree to get my baby brother down. Then I got panicked and my mom called the fire department. I was glued to that tree and the fire dept couldn’t get me to let go. My dad finally came home and persuaded me to loosen my grip and got me down!
42ah almost 9 years ago
Why are they sitting around talking about cats when half of California is burning?
linsonl almost 9 years ago
Like the 911 operator said: “Lady, have you ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?”
gromit82 almost 9 years ago
Has “Pitts Community College” ever been stated within the strip itself, or is that just what people here call the college?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 9 years ago
Endunamoo almost 9 years ago
Cats have never needed help getting out of trees. We as humans fail to appreciate their abilities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMaZ4WAmc1c
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member almost 9 years ago
@gary13 - check your email
srmalone almost 9 years ago
These last 3 strips have been as interesting as watching paint dry.
dirkzorn almost 9 years ago
My dad was a fireman and I spent A LOT of time hanging around the firehouse over the years. Based on my experience, this meeting actually seems pretty realistic.
sherreemac almost 9 years ago
I’m with @activist1234 – they’re all big and bad now about leaving cats in a tree, but tomorrow they’ll be out rescuing someone’s cat out of said tree.
eelee almost 9 years ago
Some people may not realize that cartoonists draw their strips weeks ahead of time. It’s a coincidence that this strip is appearing while wild fires are raging.
Complaints about this group of firefighters sitting around discussing cats up a tree should also realize that 99.99% of time they are out serving the community saving human lives and property at the risk of their own lives.
dre7861 almost 9 years ago
This is very peculiar arc. Not sure how it fits into the main story lines. It really seems like a digression.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I’m picturing a leopard that has hauled some kill that weighs as much as he does up a tree. Someone call the Namibia Fire Department!
JimT8 almost 9 years ago
The captain doesn’t seem to realize how much some cats mean to some of the people he is eager to serve.
doverdan almost 9 years ago
@EditmanEditman said, With the wildfires in California at present time, I would think they would be doing all they can to fight it. . . . .——————————Remember that these strips are created long before they come out. .No such fires then.
doverdan almost 9 years ago
Ho-hum. . . . .What are your candidates for the dullest sequences ever found here? .For the sequences that were the most fun? ..For the sequences that were best done?.My candidate for the latter would be Knute and Crystal’s first date. Or perhaps Luann and Aaron in the library.
doverdan almost 9 years ago
Responding to minor crises gives any such team a chance to get out of the station, and away from the numbing boredom that can create major morale problems — and a slackening of preparedness..It is not necessarily a waste to catch some fresh air. At least it can break up meetings like this.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
gee… how long is the “no cats” conversation going to last?
maverick1usa almost 9 years ago
Happy hump day!
Airman almost 9 years ago
Seminars can be good, but most meetings are not. Best advice: Get up, turn around, take a step or two, then talk to the wall. Your point will be made.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction almost 9 years ago
a well aimed fire stream will get a cat down quicker than you can say "wet cat ".
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member almost 9 years ago
It’s still Greg’s strip. Karen may help tangentially, but she doesn’t cosign it.
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
Maybe if the cat did it’s best to say: “I Ruvv Yew!!” Like all the animals in the videos….
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
Maybe if the cat did it’s best to say: “I Ruvv Yew!!” Like all the animals in the videos….
RSH almost 9 years ago
Of all the arcs this is my least favorite… bunch of firefighters talking and joking about silly minutiae………what’s the point here? Are Brad and Toni gonna decide there are other more interesting ways to make a living?… not that fire fighting isn’t critically important… it is…but this part… no….
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
“Or if no one else can or will do it… and if you can find them… maybe you can hire…. “The A Team”…."
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
I could see a rescue parody, “Rescue 311”, with Wiliam Shatner (or some reasonable parody personality) recounting the “daring and perilous rescue exploits”… of what actually turns out to be of the “decidedly minor” kind, but “amped up” with a bit of that “dramatic flair”. (A la Freberg: [Dragon:] "A 412? What’s a 412? " [George:] “Overacting.”)
ViscountNik almost 9 years ago
i have never seen a cat skeleton in a tree…
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Firefighter Palin: “He’s resting.”
Firefighter Cleese: “This cat is no more, has ceased to be, is bereft of life, it rests in peace. This is an ex-cat!”
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I get the feeling that somebody is gonna forget the “don’t save a cat from a tree” rule and adopt that kitty.Now will it be Brad or Toni?
aunt granny almost 9 years ago
When the cat dies, it falls out of the tree.
Argy.Bargy2 almost 9 years ago
Some fun stuff:
http://www.kittyarmy.com/cat-stuck-up-a-tree-rescued-by-seven-firefighters/
uniformstories.com/stories/fire/10-awesome-photos-of-firefighters-rescuing-cats
Willow Mt Lyon almost 9 years ago
Cats have been known to fall out of trees that they have been stuck in, and often get hurt.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Way back before the days of YouTube videos, only those immediately affected would know. Somehow, cats survive….
jppjr almost 9 years ago
My cat IS a person
Argythree almost 9 years ago
SPOILER ALERT
On to a different joke…
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
Either way, you’ll wish you never thew a rock….
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
I appreciate a bit of what some call “lull”.. after all, roller coasters don’t thrill people, if they’re all ups…and I’m sure that even surfers wouldn’t go out, if there was nothing but 30 foot waters, and no way to swim into them…and I’m sure that people appreciate a low, flat surface to walk on, after climbing a large hill…..
ironman01 almost 9 years ago
This is like watching paint dry.
ironman01 almost 9 years ago
Yawn
ViscountNik almost 9 years ago
Pass. But thanks! :)
ViscountNik almost 9 years ago
Good one!
Elvanion over 8 years ago
I’d say that senior officer needs to sit down and let the citizens who pay for firefighters tell him what his duties are.
If we want them to rescue cats in tress they can **** well rescue cats in trees.