Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 30, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  about 8 years ago

    You don’t want to know what Stephan has planned for Thanksgiving.

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    Adiraiju  about 8 years ago

    Your puns come from a garbage can…

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 8 years ago

    well, blow me down (after reading the second to the last panel)

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 8 years ago

    …they turned on the gas and burned my…well you know.

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    æ²  about 8 years ago

    I must confess, I really enjoy these much more than is healthy, hahaha

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    Ruddickfam4 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    “I ain’t no physicist but I knows what matters.”

    Popeye the Sailor

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    Phatts  about 8 years ago

    great, now I’ve got that tune rattling around inside my brain

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    cdgar  about 8 years ago

    This is so bad, it’s kinda funny.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Just paint the eyelid green and go as Mike Wazowski.

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    noahproblem  about 8 years ago

    Looks like Pastis ate a little too much spunach…

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    juicebruce  about 8 years ago

    A pun a day keeps the doctor away………….

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    grampianlothian  about 8 years ago

    The one one good thing about this, folks, is that it’s reached the stage where it can’t get any worse……… (can it?)

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Oh my gosh

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    Kristiaan  about 8 years ago

    Toot toot!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    He’s wrong to the finish.

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    Plods with ...™  about 8 years ago

    Nah. The stores are doing a wonderful job of that.

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    Arty8846  about 8 years ago

    As George Santayana said “Sanity is madness put to good use.” I’m glad we have given Mr Pastis a reason to think about word games instead of politics.

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    whiteheron  about 8 years ago

    Lay me down in a bed of spinachAnd don’t sto eatin’ ‘til you’re finishedOlive Oyl

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    tigermtn  about 8 years ago

    I want that fifteen seconds of my life back

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    jerylkohjx348  about 8 years ago

    I’m buying my can of spinach now…

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    Ralph Newbill  about 8 years ago

    Actually, I laughed….. I guess the modern world is so stupid….

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    Defective Premium Member about 8 years ago

    I usually don’t laugh at these. I can’t actually remember the last one I have laughed at. But this one actually made me laugh. ‘Pup eye’…. lol

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    Willywise52 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Eye just threw up in my mouth a little.

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 8 years ago

    It’s worse than that, Rat. He’s killing his career.

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    kaystari Premium Member about 8 years ago

    too much of a stretch, this one didn’t work very well. try again next sunday.

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    kd1sq Premium Member about 8 years ago

    I always enjoy Pastis’ stuff – Rat says and does what often goes through my mind and I’m always amazed when he digs even deeper (just when you think it couldn’t be worse) into the bottom of the barrel with his puns.…“Ferrets’ Elf” is still my all time favorite, tho’.

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    Qiset  about 8 years ago

    Love it!

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    TossedSaladCartoon  about 8 years ago

    What’s sad is the number of younger readers who won’t get the reference!

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    Sakura Tomoe  about 8 years ago

    I laughed way more than I should have at that.

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    Arghhgarrr Premium Member about 8 years ago

    The Residents would love it.

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    ckeller  about 8 years ago

    He ham what he ham

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    veldy  about 8 years ago

    Bow Wow Burgers?

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    Al Nala  about 8 years ago

    That Pastis! He just ain’t right!

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    Stocky One  about 8 years ago

    Made my Halloween!

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    dadoctah  about 8 years ago

    Yes, as Rat says, you’ve ruined Halloween. But that’s nothing compared with the ignominy you’ve subjected Popeye to, and he’s not the kind to just roll over and ignore you. He’s one tough gazookus what hates all palookas what ain’t on the up and square!

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    A_NY_Outlaw  about 8 years ago

    well done today Stephan!

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Damn, son!

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    ashleyworks  about 8 years ago

    I love the puns!!

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    prince valiant Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Stinko, Steve!

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    pugmahone12  about 8 years ago

    crocs don’t pun

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    gene06825 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Sad. Pathetic. Really. What the hell is wrong with this guy anyway. And finally, maybe the worst thing that you can say about a comic strip—NOT FUNNY.

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    Wilde Bill  about 8 years ago

    ♪ I’m Popeye the sailor man / I lives in the garbage can / I eats all the worms / then spits out the germs / I’m Popeye the sailor man / toot toot ♪

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    whisplicka Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Pastis,,,,Don’t listen to the naysayers,,this pun is fun(ny), and earned a HUGE belly deep laugh from me. Seldom comment, but this one earned one. GREAT JOB.

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    zeexenon  about 8 years ago

    WARNING: Don’t eat Oriental hamburgers. SPCA

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    toahero  about 8 years ago

    These strips are worse than spinach

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    Loopy Frogger Premium Member about 8 years ago

    wow !!! This one took a lot of thought to set up Pastis. Or maybe not.

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    Alida_L  about 8 years ago

    LOL!!

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    krcaddis  about 8 years ago

    no allure here…

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    Lyman Elliott Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Oh my god. That pun was so bad I damn near wet myself laughing.

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    Preferred Customer  about 8 years ago

    AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH !!!! My eyes , my brain , my body …… I feel sick and giggly . Damm you Pastis !!!!. P.S. Good one , a Canadian fan

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    Sherlock Watson  about 8 years ago

    On the plus side, Olive would be a much better girlfriend for Pig than Pigita ever was.

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    Of course, I still want Stephan to bring back Sweet Fanny!

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    Iwa Iniki  about 8 years ago

    Funnneeeee! I like it.

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    Number Three  about 8 years ago

    According to Rat, Stephan ruins everything. Halloween, Christmas. Easter. You name it.

    xxx

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    glowing-steak32  about 8 years ago

    I am what I am.

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    HappyPhil  about 8 years ago

    I yam what I yam and that’s what I yam

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Ooooooh that was bad Pastis

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    Sisyphos  about 8 years ago

    Cartoon-Boy is on the couch! I think he exhausted himself crafting that one! It is imaginative, in a very warped sort of way.Now, I wants me a can o’ spinach!

    Lure! Lure! Lure….

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    TheWildSow  about 8 years ago

    I think we need a new non-commissioned officer to dole out penalties for bad word play. Sort of a Corporal PUNishment, if you will.

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    tomielm  about 8 years ago

    Ay chihuahua, Steph! Sheer Pastis genius — you know we love it! LOL

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    bookworm0812  about 8 years ago

    I had to say that a few times fast to get what he said in the second last panel.

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    K M  about 8 years ago

    Aaaaaaaaaaand he’s back after infecting a bunch of other comics…

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    TIMH  about 8 years ago

    Well, blow me down! I though pig was dressed as a member of the Residents.

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    rgcviper  about 8 years ago

    And just think: Pastis gets paid to write/draw these strips.

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    Jim Kerner  about 8 years ago

    Eye can see clearly now. Your not alone, Stephen.

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    Squirrel Chaser  over 2 years ago

    I’m usually a fan of his puns, but this was terrible!

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    HelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHello  about 1 month ago

    Popeye the sailor man

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