Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 18, 2018

Michael row the boat?

Ouch!

Hoes do not make good paddles. Paddles make good paddles.

It should be difficult to make this one political but I’m sure someone will find a way.

A tough row for a hoe.

Shoulda gone dutch.

Maybe you need to get your gal and have a hoe down.

Hoepeless!

If this was a canoe or kayak or gondola, you could find a way to make it work, but your muscles would get tired after a while because it is an abnormal stroke.

Then why did he go along with it? Add their IQ’s together and result would equal one decent hat size.

Shovel off to Buffalo…..

If they be in Indiana, they should know that paddlefish fishing is illegal for a sport license.

“Stranded at the headwaters of a polluted tributary with no visible means of propulsion.”

Some men, you just can’t reach. This is the way he wants it? Well, he gots it.

I see Mr. Miller has been reading “Pearls be for Swine” again.

Oars are handy, yep, oars!

Turn them 90 degrees.

Groan!

If all y’alls gots is hoes, then ya gots to hoe a row, instead of rowing a hoe.

Nice to see a simple pun instead of the usual political commentary – now get back to the trenches!

The other guy’s name isn’t the Reverend Spooner perchance?

Yo hoe hoe…

And in tribute to the Smothers Brothers:

“I’m a boatman, gee I’m sore, I came home without an Oar.”

Row to Hoe you twits….ain’t you ever been on a dang gum farm before?

He should have tried bros first. You know the old saying . . .

Row vs Wade.A fishing conundrum?No Kavanaugh ;(

Iowa fishermen ?

Ya gotta turn the hoe blade 90 degrees for better results. For BEST results, you need oars. (Paddles don’t work so well with rowboats, and not at ALL with robots.)

At first glance, I thought they were trying to hoe a row on the lake bed.

Just watch. The reversal of words will become the way that saying goes from now on. And for most people, it’ll make just as much sense.

He’s trying to paddle his hoe…

I don’t see her. Where is she? The ho that is.

Hoe, hoe, hoe your boat gently down the stream…

MacGyver would’ve figured out how to use a toothpick and a tire-pressure gauge to turn them into booster rockets.

They were actually trying to harvest caviar, but found it a tough roe to hoe.

(I can’t believe no one else came up with that pun.)

Mr. Natural sez: “Get the right tool for the job!”

I took the little twelve footer out by myself at the lake where my parents and I were staying. I rowed out and dropped anchor. In no time a fish bit and I hauled him in the boat. I was so excited and started to row back. I wondered why it was so much harder to row back than it was to row out. I finally made it back to the dock where my dad and his uncle were. I pulled up the anchor and it had mud 12-14 inches high on it. My dad and unc had a really good laugh about that. I felt like an idiot! :)

Good thing their in a rowboat. It’s nothing to get into a skiff over.

Absolutely brilliant, Wiley. Thanks!

They need to turn the blades 90 Degrees.

I can paddle a boat. Canoe?

Might be somewhat useful if you straighten the hoe out.