If this was a canoe or kayak or gondola, you could find a way to make it work, but your muscles would get tired after a while because it is an abnormal stroke.
Ya gotta turn the hoe blade 90 degrees for better results. For BEST results, you need oars. (Paddles don’t work so well with rowboats, and not at ALL with robots.)
I took the little twelve footer out by myself at the lake where my parents and I were staying. I rowed out and dropped anchor. In no time a fish bit and I hauled him in the boat. I was so excited and started to row back. I wondered why it was so much harder to row back than it was to row out. I finally made it back to the dock where my dad and his uncle were. I pulled up the anchor and it had mud 12-14 inches high on it. My dad and unc had a really good laugh about that. I felt like an idiot! :)
whataboytjiex2 about 6 years ago
Michael row the boat?
mr_sherman Premium Member about 6 years ago
It’s kinda funny, so I’ll give it two hoes.
Varnes about 6 years ago
Ouch!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 6 years ago
Hoes do not make good paddles. Paddles make good paddles.
TexTech about 6 years ago
It should be difficult to make this one political but I’m sure someone will find a way.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 6 years ago
A tough row for a hoe.
fredd13 about 6 years ago
Shoulda gone dutch.
Bilan about 6 years ago
Maybe you need to get your gal and have a hoe down.
in.amongst about 6 years ago
Hoepeless!
sirbadger about 6 years ago
If this was a canoe or kayak or gondola, you could find a way to make it work, but your muscles would get tired after a while because it is an abnormal stroke.
sandpiper about 6 years ago
Then why did he go along with it? Add their IQ’s together and result would equal one decent hat size.
pcolli about 6 years ago
Shovel off to Buffalo…..
dot-the-I about 6 years ago
If they be in Indiana, they should know that paddlefish fishing is illegal for a sport license.
Masterskrain about 6 years ago
“Stranded at the headwaters of a polluted tributary with no visible means of propulsion.”
FassEddie about 6 years ago
Some men, you just can’t reach. This is the way he wants it? Well, he gots it.
Subguy322 about 6 years ago
I see Mr. Miller has been reading “Pearls be for Swine” again.
ted.66bird about 6 years ago
Oars are handy, yep, oars!
DanFlak about 6 years ago
Turn them 90 degrees.
bobpeters61 about 6 years ago
Groan!
johnec about 6 years ago
If all y’alls gots is hoes, then ya gots to hoe a row, instead of rowing a hoe.
Nice to see a simple pun instead of the usual political commentary – now get back to the trenches!
jvo about 6 years ago
The other guy’s name isn’t the Reverend Spooner perchance?
cdward about 6 years ago
Yo hoe hoe…
Greyhame about 6 years ago
And in tribute to the Smothers Brothers:
“I’m a boatman, gee I’m sore, I came home without an Oar.”
car2ner about 6 years ago
Row to Hoe you twits….ain’t you ever been on a dang gum farm before?
PaulKmecak about 6 years ago
He should have tried bros first. You know the old saying . . .
Herb L 1954 about 6 years ago
Row vs Wade.A fishing conundrum?No Kavanaugh ;(
Linguist about 6 years ago
Iowa fishermen ?
Al Nala about 6 years ago
Ya gotta turn the hoe blade 90 degrees for better results. For BEST results, you need oars. (Paddles don’t work so well with rowboats, and not at ALL with robots.)
Cerabooge about 6 years ago
At first glance, I thought they were trying to hoe a row on the lake bed.
Just watch. The reversal of words will become the way that saying goes from now on. And for most people, it’ll make just as much sense.
RetFor about 6 years ago
He’s trying to paddle his hoe…
Rev Phnk Ey about 6 years ago
I don’t see her. Where is she? The ho that is.
edstephens74 about 6 years ago
Hoe, hoe, hoe your boat gently down the stream…
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 6 years ago
MacGyver would’ve figured out how to use a toothpick and a tire-pressure gauge to turn them into booster rockets.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 6 years ago
They were actually trying to harvest caviar, but found it a tough roe to hoe.
(I can’t believe no one else came up with that pun.)
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 6 years ago
Mr. Natural sez: “Get the right tool for the job!”
Saturday's Child about 6 years ago
I took the little twelve footer out by myself at the lake where my parents and I were staying. I rowed out and dropped anchor. In no time a fish bit and I hauled him in the boat. I was so excited and started to row back. I wondered why it was so much harder to row back than it was to row out. I finally made it back to the dock where my dad and his uncle were. I pulled up the anchor and it had mud 12-14 inches high on it. My dad and unc had a really good laugh about that. I felt like an idiot! :)
Lablubber about 6 years ago
Good thing their in a rowboat. It’s nothing to get into a skiff over.
chekov about 6 years ago
Absolutely brilliant, Wiley. Thanks!
bakana about 6 years ago
They need to turn the blades 90 Degrees.
richdell about 6 years ago
I can paddle a boat. Canoe?
robert39503 about 6 years ago
Might be somewhat useful if you straighten the hoe out.