Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 12, 2019

And Gunthy likes overbites?

I sense the green-eyed monster rearing its head soon.

What an odd thing to comment on… overbite?

Let the games begin!

Hey Luann1212! I told ya late last night that Gunny’s profile was gonna get “accidentally” uploaded. And some Gal named “Bets” with an overbite responds!

“BETS,” for God’s sake!

Now, watch Luann’s profile go live and some Handsome Stud Responds!

Oh look at that: another plot development accurately predicted by multiple people yesterday. How do you make a dating profile public and “not know”, anyway, Luann? Either she’s even more incompetent than I thought, or she’s lying right to Gunther’s face.

…an overbite fetish? You do you, I suppose….

Hey, Gunther! She has an overbite! This one’s a keeper!

“Easily Distracted.” ✨

Gunther you want win any girl by saying they have a overbite.

Got a little grabby there, Gunther. Manners got lost in your excitement?

And so much for dismissing the tender endearments and the almost-kiss.

Bets makes a hamburger look like road kill.

When Luann’s profile has gone live, hope Jack doesn’t see it. That could get complicated.

♪ I like that you’re broken, broken like me… ♪

That’s it Gunthie, get her, er.. your teeth into it!

“I didn’t know it went live. (Yeah, that’s the ticket…)”

I’m not fond of the aggression Gunther exhibited towards Luann in the second panel. He’s coming across as hostile lately. She can do a lot better than that abusive nerd.

I wonder if Bets has a gambling problem.

And so the moment that didn’t happen has passed. I believe that the gang is more likely to meet something alien than sexual.

Looks like Gunther’s bad luck is continuing. But maybe his dream girl will show up soon. And if he will just try he could enjoy meeting some new people. One can never have too many friends.

“Bets” will turn out to be Les, who puts on a front of hitting on all the girls because he is actually in the closet.

Hey, Gunth is a Billie Piper fan, I’ll bet.

Well, so much for Tiff as a possible hookup. Gunthy just gets weirder.

And watch a guy named Aaron answer to Luann’s profile.

that turns him on??

Of course Greg has a misdirection play in play here, should have seen that one coming. Some of you did, particularly MD. Thanks man, coffee or tea on me? I am going to withhold comment for the moment and wait, but I do sincerely hope that put upon boy does not get too much of the bad part of dating sites; if he really meets someone good that would be a great story. It’s totally up in the air which way this goes though.

An overbite is really cute on some girls.

doesn’t someone out there owe me a pound of Sumatra beans????

Her name is Bets. She has an overbite. If she manages to make an appearance, just how many jokes are going to be made based on the fact that “Bets” sound a little like “bites”?

Saying no would hurt her feelings.

Most unGunther-like.

What? A hundred comments and none of them speak to the time honored understanding than a girl’s overbite is an uptick to a male brain and a vision of a certain intimate exchange?

Luann will have to give Gunther his account info so he can access his account on his own.

What about Ann foams at the mouth…EIFFEL! gurgle

Lots of models have a slight overbite. It’s considered kind of attractive.

Those tweeting birds sure flew south in a hurry!

Actually, Gunther, don’t just hit “Log Out.” Hit “Delete Account.”

Gunther is channeling Hermey.

Sure it was “pretend,” Luann.

Greg is stalling. He knows that Gunther is looking for a girl but he’s getting older and can’t remember why.

“Bets” is probably a 6’ 300# catfisher guy from Russia.

Guess I would have lost if I had bet. Sooo… now we go thru a jealous phase.

When my sister was very young, she had this doll:

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betsy_Wetsy

Some men are a sucker for an overbite like Gene Tierney’s.

“You Can’t Handle The Tooth!”

“Transcend Dental Dedication”

“The Bets’ Things In Life”

“Up For Grabs”

“Posted Notes”

“We Go ‘Live’ In 5…4…3…”

Could Bets be Gunther’s soulmate? Hope not because I still see him with Tiffany. But welcome to any new character!

I’m hoping Bets will be a Gunther soul-mate or at least a friend. Tiffany has had her chance. That said, she tends to jump into action when there is competition.

Maybe Bets is Axel’s older sister…

Remember how Les and Tiffany flirted during dinner at the Bergers’ by tying knots in cherry stems with their tongues? Bets will win Gunther’s heart forever on their first date when she demonstrates her ability to eat a tomato through a tennis racket.

So, why did the call come to Luann’s phone?

I’m not placing any ’bet’s on how this is going to work out.

This does not bode well for the man-boy, Gunther. “Bets” may well gobble him up and then spit out the little pieces.

Or, less believably, it may turn out to be a great first Overbite date….

I guess a little overbite isn’t too bad. When it looks like a grille on a ‘53 Buick Roadmaster, then it’s time to get help.

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https://www.classiccarsseller.com/2014/10/04/1953-buick-roadmaster-neglecttan-leather/

If Gunther ends up in a human trafficking cartel as a sex slave, don’t say I didn’t warn him. Besides, my cartoon alter-ego is getting too old to go and rescue him.

Ooo! Gunther’s a Gene Tierney fan. A beautiful woman. Overbite and all.

that bell was the sound of a false alarm.