Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 03, 2019

Oops! Been there. Wish I hadn’t.

As Bernadette Peters once said ‘The only true crime is being too hip for the room.’

I think he’s barking up the wrong tree.

“Howls everybody doing tonight? … Nothing? Nothing on that??”

“Jiminy, I just hear crickets.”

I’m so dumb, I chase my own tail!

I’m so dumb, I think humans are masters, not servants!

I’m so dumb, I would rather get dirty than bathe myself!

This might be sit up and beg comedy.

What about “Sit!” comedy? No stand-up here.

It was the purring that did him in.

“If you like swimming as much as sleeping and eating, you might be a Redbone Coonhound.”

remarkable likeness of expression between cats and bears – hmmmmm

Easy, make fun of yourself and talk down squirrels. The room will love it.

Like a conservative comedian at The White House Correspondents Dinner.

Wonder if Cap’n Eddie’s cat took the night off for a little fun?

Skinny cat jokes should work well.

This comic used to be witty and entertaining.

Tough crowd…

ruh roh

Steve Martin dealt with that. In coastal towns, he’d bring the house down. Then he’d go to towns in the south and get booed off the stage. He learned to be less quirky and use more straightforward material in those locations.

The perfect room for some Trump jokes.

Cats rule. Dogs drool. Twas always thus.

Oh, my Cat!!!

Cat astrophe.

On the upside it isn’t a ruff crowd.

A doberman and a dachund walk into a bar….

Hand out some cat nip,to warm them up ;)

Just stick to the human jokes

This is just plain LOL funny! Thanks for a terrific cartoon and my first real laugh of the day, Wiley.

Symbolically, I’ve been that dog a time or two.

Wiley strikes again!

A cat, a dog, and a mouse walk into a bar …

Scratch this one.

Talk about a “Rough” crowd?

As someone who’s done an open-mic or two, I learned pretty quickly to avoid political material unless it’s really, REALLY good.

As long as he makes fun of non-cat kind, and especially dogs, he should be ok.

Everyone bombs there. Cats don’t find anything funny.

This show has clearly gone to the dogs……

Not a purr-fect match. Wait till he sees his bar tabby.

Soon there will be catcalls…

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is difficult to make a cat laugh, make them sneer in contempt that’s easy.

I would say, it’s the only rule.

Every other thing a dog does is funny. He should be a hit.

Shaggy dog stories.

The difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws in the paws,

The other makes a pause in a clause.

“Dogs are really dumb! Amiright?”

And even knowing one’s audience doesn’t do it when the club is owned by timid newspaper execs and chains.

He’ll leave them laughing. One way or another. Doggone it.

Geez. Ruff crowd.

You just know it’s a tough room. Not one of those cats is drinking milk! On the serious side, Wiley draws the best anthropomorphic animals!