Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 13, 2019

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The Wiley bears didn’t see it as something else.

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    RAGs  over 5 years ago

    For the Wiley bears this is like humans at a seafood restaurant, you go up to the tank and pick your lobster.

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    sirbadger  over 5 years ago

    Russia sends its love.

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Ungentle Ben is back, and this time it’s personal!!!

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    kaffekup   over 5 years ago

    The Wiley Bear fans will be ecstatic.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 5 years ago

    There must be something very very wrong indeed to have a Non posted THIS late…………..by the way, Wiley, I’m the proud owner of your first book (Dead Lawyers and okay, I can’t recall, being a Non Sequiter, some dang things), so I’ve always been one of your biggest fans. So please feel free to ignore me (god knows I do…………..) But where are the Nons of yesteryear?

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 5 years ago

    “Alright! Which one of you is Yogi, and where’s my damn BASKET! None of that “Boo-boo did it” crap either!"

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    hariseldon59  over 5 years ago

    I love the one bear peeking through the door.

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    somebodyshort  over 5 years ago

    And who might cause that bear market apocalypse ?

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    Asharah  over 5 years ago

    Remember, it is not necessary to outrun the bear. Just outrun one other person running from the bear.

    And they’re SSSOOOOO CUUUTE!!!!!!!!

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Wiley Bears™ are always in the market for fresh blood…

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    somebodyshort  over 5 years ago

    SL won the cup

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    smgray  over 5 years ago

    I can’t bear it.

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    in.amongst  over 5 years ago

    In case the bears feast on you… can i have your millions? Please, pretty please!

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    Take the young one, the old one is full of lard and you need to watch your cholesterol.

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    ishannon5289  over 5 years ago

    Is it a meat market?

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    winston5610  over 5 years ago

    Sharing this with my planner.

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    dadoctah  over 5 years ago

    On the plus side, salmon futures are trading through the roof.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Looks like the bears have found the piggly wiggly.

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    Masterskrain  over 5 years ago

    YAY!!! WILEY BEARS!!! YAY!!!!!

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    forsyth  over 5 years ago

    That’s no bull.

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    david_42  over 5 years ago

    I read about a town in Canada that mandated all doors have lever-type handles. Later revised to exclude exterior doors…

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    Kaputnik  over 5 years ago

    Ironically, back in the real world, my state is debating having a hunting season on bears, as it’s considered that there are enough to be a serious nuisance. I’ve only had one encounter with a bear myself; I stayed in my car until it made up its mind that it was safe to finish crossing my road. They have supposedly been seen by neighbors out back where I live, which I believe but can’t confirm.

    I’d pick a different forum if I seriously wanted to debate the pros and cons, the rights and the wrongs. But although I wouldn’t want to face a bear one and one and unarmed, collectively, we humans are a lot more dangerous to bears, and to each other.

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    Bliss70  over 5 years ago

    What’s with this strip and bears??

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    1953Baby  over 5 years ago

    Actually, this is pretty much spot on, literally AND figuratively.

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    Linguist  over 5 years ago

    Now that market’s just a load of Bull !!

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    BiathlonNut  over 5 years ago

    Looks to me like the meals might be safe if they didn’t try to leave. At least they have some of the essentials, food and drink. Can’t say much for the company, though.

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Just flip the " closed " sign- THEN you will be safe !!!! lol

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    cwizard71  over 5 years ago

    And some people are worried about a zombie apocalypse.

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    mattro65  over 5 years ago

    If there is a bear market apocalypse we can just shorten it to Trumpocalypse.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  over 5 years ago

    Just so long as we’re not arming them, Alright?!

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    The net result would be pretty much the same. A temporary loss of a few financial analysts.

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    Govi Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If those two drinkers are some of the guys who are fighting for the right to further foul-up the Earth, they should step outside to be greeted appropriately by a few of their victims.

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    Rauderi  over 5 years ago

    Uh oh, Bearmaggedeon.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Now I thought brokers LIKED bear markets!

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    bakana  over 5 years ago

    Due to Climate Change, the Forests no longer keep the Wiley Bears adequately fed.

    So, like other animals, they are migrating into the Cities to do their hunting.

    And, they’ve developed an instinct for hunting the sort of people who no one will miss after they have been eaten.

    Stockbrokers, lawyers, used car salesmen …

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    rwg1957rwg  over 5 years ago

    Would you like a beer with your meal? Nothing worse than a drunk Wiley Bear!

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    My money manager tells me that things are (and this is a quote) “… still looking remarkably good, considering this administration’s efforts to turn the economy around.” But I’m still smelling bear breath around the next corner. We shall see.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I think the bears would be better off “dining” at the nearest buffet.

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    poopsypoo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Sometimes you get the bears. And sometimes the bears get you!

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    johnec  over 5 years ago

    “Hello, barkeep. I’d like something properly marinated. The guy at the end has had 12 doubles already? He should be nice and tender by now!”

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