Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 18, 2019

Someone has to clean up the S**t and it’s not going to be Noah.

Most important crew member.

So long as he works cheap but builds up resentment against that, no one in true power will complain.

The devil is in the details …..as is the shovel.

And bring your alien tools. It’s an asylum in there.

Well if he does not get on then Noah or one of his family will have to do the cleanup job. So yeah he is going to let the man get on.

I thought it was a “couples only” cruise…

Lucky fella – got it maid!

Did the Ark include kangaroos or platypus ? Makes you wonder !!

Answers the one question not found in the original story: who was the lucky soul chosen to change the litter boxes? Appears the ocean was a dump for something long before plastic.

If you own the car, you make the rules. Gas, grass or as. No one rides for free.

Actually, in the Bible, Noah invited anyone who wanted to come, but no one believed his story about God wiping out life via a flood so no one but Noah and his family were rescued. In the above scenario, Noah really would have taken him because humanity was “on the list.”

Sorry folks, the story of Noah and the ark is a myth. The ark wouldn’t have been big enough to hold all of the insects, let alone the dinosaurs. This is one for the myth busters.

Well, poo… Ain’t fables and fairy tales fun??

It’s a dirty job but somebody’s gotta do it …

The guy on the bottom,should be Drumpf.He is the stable genius.Give him a shovel,also telling him which end to use.Hasn’t done an honest days work,in his life ;(

As a matter of fact, Henry VIII had a Groom of the Close Stool, which one would think was the kingdom’s most undesirable job. It was actually a highly sought after position, because while you were attending to the king’s rear, you also had his ear, and could discuss matters politic and make a pitch for your own pet project. Then, too, privacy then was not what we think of as privacy now. The Chamber of Easement seated over 30 people, and hung out over the Thames river.

I gotta idea. Let’s eliminate all nations, all national boundaries, everyone treat each other like brothers and sisters, consider everyone else as more important than ourselves, check arrogance and ego at the door, stop the wars and crime and hatred and just help one another.

Nah… why would we do that? Then what would we have to poke fun of?

Bill Cosby had a comedy album about Noah When he complained to God about who was going to clean up all that mess God’s response was “Noah, how long can you tread water?”

I thought there was a requirement for two.

I was family for 25 yrs cleaning up after kids. Animals would of been easier.

In Genesis 6.19 it says, And of all that lives, of all flesh, you shall take two of each into the ark … Yeah, that is what most remember.

Then in Genesis 7.1 – 7.2:Of every clean animal you shall take seven pairs, males and their mates, and of every animal that is not clean, two, a male and its mate; of the birds of the sky also, seven pairs, male and female, to keep seed alive upon all the earth.

So which is it? I guess it depends on which source was used to write Genesis. There were at least four sources.

Whew! I thought this would elicit comments about illegal aliens…

When I was a Custodian, (Building Maintenance Engineer, Janitor, “W. A. L.L.E.” = Waste Allotment Load Lifter Engineer” (From the movie W.A.L.L.E.) I was both very appreciated , despised, disrespected, Otherwise I was personally very satisfied with my job performance, I am now retired after 22+years on the job

Those who serve the greater good should be treated as family. Meanwhile, I will continue to treat family as family even though some do not serve the greater good.

He’s going to need a Bigger Bucket.

That one only holds enough for One Elephant’s “output”.

If he doesn’t get on, who’s going to clean the stalls? Of course Noah lets him on!

With all the rain we’ve had around here, the animals are lining up 2 by 2.