I’d say he found the light at the end of the tunnel
We are about to witness the world’s most serious mic drop.
He was looking for brains and found….
Will the microphone pick up the sound of the train whistle? Is he trying to hurt the ears of his YouTube fans?
That’s one way to run someone out of town on a rail.
Steve is about to learn the hardest lesson of all : you’ll never get anywhere in show business without the proper training.
“When I asked for stage track-lights, I didn’t mean….”
“Rail, rail against the Darkness”
At least his career’s back on track.
They ran him out of town on a rail.
Pardon me, Steve. Is that….?
It’s my tuxedo, that is why you put me on the rails.
It’s where a certain candidate now finds himself.
“Thank you and good night. I won’t be here all week….”
“And here’s a song you might remember, Chattanooga Choo-Choo…”
According to that award-winning bastion of journalism, The Onion, this is a national issue.
https://www.theonion.com/report-trying-to-hug-oncoming-train-still-leading-caus-1835726875
“blood on the tracks, blood in the mine, brothers and sisters what a terrible time, Old 97 went in the wrong hole…”
Anywhere from one to fifteen minutes, steve . . . that’s all ya get.
Q. What is the wrong side of the tracks? A. Between the rails.
I hear the train a comin’It’s rollin’ ’round the bend
When I hear that whistle blowin’I hang my head and cry.
Open mic night’s a big hit there.
He thought he was on the right track.
I’ve never seen railroad ties with those proportions. Likewise with the width/height proportion of the rails.
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel Is just a freight train coming your way
Leon Russell ;)
“Swans sing before they die, ’twere no bad thingShould some men die before they sing!”
Steve’s rendition of “Freight Train Blues” left a lot to be desired.
There is a T-shirt that reads: ‘The light at the end of the tunnel – might be an oncoming train.’ I bought it in Altoona.
For Deadheads out there: “I wish I was a headlight, on a North bound train.”
Not to be picky, but….shouldn’t the shape of the spotlight, as it strikes the ground, be more elliptical?
How tragic. Others have gone down that track.
Soon to lose his train of thought too
Location, location, location!
He would be well known after that from the notorious censored video of him getting smashed by the train.
Announcer: Tonight at the Live or Die Comedy Club
He should have been suspicious when he was booked into a Comedy Tunnel …
My experience is that the bright lights are often precursors to serious unpleasantness. Of course, given my head, I usually take off in a direction that nobody expected — sometimes a direction that’s not exactly promoted… or even allowed.
If Steve is in the United States he may have only the crowd to fear.
February 16, 2022
somebodyshort over 5 years ago
I’d say he found the light at the end of the tunnel
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 5 years ago
We are about to witness the world’s most serious mic drop.
Dtroutma over 5 years ago
He was looking for brains and found….
sirbadger over 5 years ago
Will the microphone pick up the sound of the train whistle? Is he trying to hurt the ears of his YouTube fans?
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago
That’s one way to run someone out of town on a rail.
finkd over 5 years ago
Steve is about to learn the hardest lesson of all : you’ll never get anywhere in show business without the proper training.
Enter.Name.Here over 5 years ago
“When I asked for stage track-lights, I didn’t mean….”
wiatr over 5 years ago
“Rail, rail against the Darkness”
Bryan Farht over 5 years ago
At least his career’s back on track.
Anathema Premium Member over 5 years ago
They ran him out of town on a rail.
Superfrog over 5 years ago
Pardon me, Steve. Is that….?
Watcher over 5 years ago
It’s my tuxedo, that is why you put me on the rails.
sandpiper over 5 years ago
It’s where a certain candidate now finds himself.
pcolli over 5 years ago
“Thank you and good night. I won’t be here all week….”
Pocosdad over 5 years ago
“And here’s a song you might remember, Chattanooga Choo-Choo…”
joegee over 5 years ago
According to that award-winning bastion of journalism, The Onion, this is a national issue.
https://www.theonion.com/report-trying-to-hug-oncoming-train-still-leading-caus-1835726875
FassEddie over 5 years ago
“blood on the tracks, blood in the mine, brothers and sisters what a terrible time, Old 97 went in the wrong hole…”
1953Baby over 5 years ago
Anywhere from one to fifteen minutes, steve . . . that’s all ya get.
Bookworm over 5 years ago
Q. What is the wrong side of the tracks? A. Between the rails.
garcoa over 5 years ago
I hear the train a comin’It’s rollin’ ’round the bend
When I hear that whistle blowin’I hang my head and cry.
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
Open mic night’s a big hit there.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
He thought he was on the right track.
Rocketman over 5 years ago
I’ve never seen railroad ties with those proportions. Likewise with the width/height proportion of the rails.
SmashedHat over 5 years ago
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel Is just a freight train coming your way
Herb L 1954 over 5 years ago
Leon Russell ;)
Always1957 over 5 years ago
“Swans sing before they die, ’twere no bad thingShould some men die before they sing!”
Linguist over 5 years ago
Steve’s rendition of “Freight Train Blues” left a lot to be desired.
Rose Madder Premium Member over 5 years ago
There is a T-shirt that reads: ‘The light at the end of the tunnel – might be an oncoming train.’ I bought it in Altoona.
walstib Premium Member over 5 years ago
For Deadheads out there: “I wish I was a headlight, on a North bound train.”
Redd Panda over 5 years ago
Not to be picky, but….shouldn’t the shape of the spotlight, as it strikes the ground, be more elliptical?
GiantShetlandPony over 5 years ago
How tragic. Others have gone down that track.
We has seen the enemy over 5 years ago
Soon to lose his train of thought too
magdala666 over 5 years ago
Location, location, location!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
He would be well known after that from the notorious censored video of him getting smashed by the train.
paranormal over 5 years ago
Announcer: Tonight at the Live or Die Comedy Club
bakana over 5 years ago
He should have been suspicious when he was booked into a Comedy Tunnel …
Concretionist over 5 years ago
My experience is that the bright lights are often precursors to serious unpleasantness. Of course, given my head, I usually take off in a direction that nobody expected — sometimes a direction that’s not exactly promoted… or even allowed.
gcottay over 5 years ago
If Steve is in the United States he may have only the crowd to fear.