Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 29, 2019

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    somebodyshort  over 5 years ago

    I’d say he found the light at the end of the tunnel

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 5 years ago

    We are about to witness the world’s most serious mic drop.

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    Dtroutma  over 5 years ago

    He was looking for brains and found….

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    sirbadger  over 5 years ago

    Will the microphone pick up the sound of the train whistle? Is he trying to hurt the ears of his YouTube fans?

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    That’s one way to run someone out of town on a rail.

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    finkd  over 5 years ago

    Steve is about to learn the hardest lesson of all : you’ll never get anywhere in show business without the proper training.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 5 years ago

    “When I asked for stage track-lights, I didn’t mean….”

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    wiatr  over 5 years ago

    “Rail, rail against the Darkness”

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    Bryan Farht  over 5 years ago

    At least his career’s back on track.

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    Anathema Premium Member over 5 years ago

    They ran him out of town on a rail.

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    Superfrog  over 5 years ago

    Pardon me, Steve. Is that….?

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    It’s my tuxedo, that is why you put me on the rails.

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    sandpiper  over 5 years ago

    It’s where a certain candidate now finds himself.

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    pcolli  over 5 years ago

    “Thank you and good night. I won’t be here all week….”

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    Pocosdad  over 5 years ago

    “And here’s a song you might remember, Chattanooga Choo-Choo…”

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    joegee  over 5 years ago

    According to that award-winning bastion of journalism, The Onion, this is a national issue.

    https://www.theonion.com/report-trying-to-hug-oncoming-train-still-leading-caus-1835726875

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    FassEddie  over 5 years ago

    “blood on the tracks, blood in the mine, brothers and sisters what a terrible time, Old 97 went in the wrong hole…”

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    1953Baby  over 5 years ago

    Anywhere from one to fifteen minutes, steve . . . that’s all ya get.

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    Bookworm  over 5 years ago

    Q. What is the wrong side of the tracks? A. Between the rails.

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    garcoa  over 5 years ago

    I hear the train a comin’It’s rollin’ ’round the bend

    When I hear that whistle blowin’I hang my head and cry.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    Open mic night’s a big hit there.

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    He thought he was on the right track.

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    Rocketman  over 5 years ago

    I’ve never seen railroad ties with those proportions. Likewise with the width/height proportion of the rails.

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    SmashedHat  over 5 years ago

    Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel Is just a freight train coming your way

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    Herb L 1954  over 5 years ago

    Leon Russell ;)

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    Always1957  over 5 years ago

    “Swans sing before they die, ’twere no bad thingShould some men die before they sing!”

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    Linguist  over 5 years ago

    Steve’s rendition of “Freight Train Blues” left a lot to be desired.

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    Rose Madder Premium Member over 5 years ago

    There is a T-shirt that reads: ‘The light at the end of the tunnel – might be an oncoming train.’ I bought it in Altoona.

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    walstib Premium Member over 5 years ago

    For Deadheads out there: “I wish I was a headlight, on a North bound train.”

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    Redd Panda  over 5 years ago

    Not to be picky, but….shouldn’t the shape of the spotlight, as it strikes the ground, be more elliptical?

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 5 years ago

    How tragic. Others have gone down that track.

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    We has seen the enemy  over 5 years ago

    Soon to lose his train of thought too

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    magdala666  over 5 years ago

    Location, location, location!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    He would be well known after that from the notorious censored video of him getting smashed by the train.

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    paranormal  over 5 years ago

    Announcer: Tonight at the Live or Die Comedy Club

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    bakana  over 5 years ago

    He should have been suspicious when he was booked into a Comedy Tunnel …

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    My experience is that the bright lights are often precursors to serious unpleasantness. Of course, given my head, I usually take off in a direction that nobody expected — sometimes a direction that’s not exactly promoted… or even allowed.

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    gcottay  over 5 years ago

    If Steve is in the United States he may have only the crowd to fear.

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