Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 20, 2019

At least wait until he buys you a drink before saying that.

Unfortunately, Miranda, they can record anything you say or do as well. Maybe we should all stop trying to embarrass each other.

She’s the long arm of the internet.

Electronic Mace!

…and she wonders why she never gets a date. They must all by mysoginists.

Youtube – the saviour of human civilization.

Youtube, home of Deep fake videos, or soon will be along with Facebook.

Miranda has the right.

Not to worry, guys. Most of the YouTube stuff I have seen is so poorly made, each one could very easily tie the others for the so bad it ought to be burned Oscar. You’ll never get a hit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernesto_Miranda

The two guys probably didn’t even notice her until she started talking and waving her phone around.

(wonders whether the “Miranda” mentioned here was used to reference a certain character in the cartoon or not)

Q: If you’re going to be anti-social like that, why even go to a bar?

A: It’s funnier that way.

They could always say “Under GDPR we withhold consent for any data collection or distrbution”. As YouTube is worldwide that will apply to any of her posts.

Meh. All I have to do is say something conservative, and YouTube’s algorithm will block it.

I wish you would stop annoying me. I’m just trying to sit here and and have a beer and quiet conversation with my friend.

GEEZUS . . .PLEASE post this on every billboard on every road, in front of every church, in every bar . . .oh, yeah, and every WalMart. . .

Easy response; “Only if you pay me royalties.”

I’m replacing my No Trespassing signs. The new ones will read, “Anyone trespassing will be captured on video and uploaded to YouTube”

How very useful… I just decided I’m going to change my name to Miranda.

Soon we’ll all be wearing clown makeup for disguise.

The “Old Grapevine” has become an uncontrollable Monster…

So if men sitting in the bar socializing is something to expose as bad behavior, then isn’t it also to be used against her as well?

I’m too old to be embarrassed by youthful indiscretions, and any inanities that I get up to nowadays can be chalked up to senility, and the privileges of being a Senior Citizen.

Reading faces, bodies, eyes all of it.

“Big Brother is watching you….”

So much for the Fourth Amendment.

I have never been violent toward a woman but Miranda would be a real test.

Nothing like public accountability to give one pause!

In Extreme cases, it will also be fed to that Russian Face App.

In other words, please don’t bother me.

What happens in Vegas will be on the Internet forever.

Miranda has rights!

Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal is much friendlier.

Love it!

I hate it when that happens.