Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 04, 2019

The world has already moved on to its next target.

Pig, I thought you were paranoid. But I guess the world is out to get you.

Earth Matters – Finding new ways to feed the world.

Step 1: Pressed Pork Belly

Flat Earthers, take note:

The Earth is round, Pig is flat.

Cowabunga?

Hope that things ease a bit for you soon.

I thought they said you could see that hurricane from space???

That is why Pig is so down to earth.

Hey, it’s Pig’s lips fully drawn in panel 1!

Don’t worry, Pig. The humans will soon destroy the world. The mean ol’ world won’t be harassing anyone anymore.

So, where is pig standing, if the earth is falling on him?

Carrying the weight on the world on your shoulders can be painful. Just ask pig.

The world used ZA WARUDO! It was super effective!

Pig now you know what Verne from “Over The Hedge” feels like when the cow falls on him !

Pig is Joe Btfsplk? !!

But wait…if the world landed on Pig, and Pig was standing on the world, how…?

And we thought global warming was an immediate problem. Global pounding is worse.

Maybe he should have said Pig-abunga.

I used to think the whole world was against me. But, I’ve come to realize some of the smaller countries are neutral.

Oh yes!

Pfft! Better watch it, world! I’m a white male, American, pickup driving, plastic using, gas burning, beef eating SOB. I will totally F*** You Up!

At least it was a round Earth….and not a FLAT EARTH….like some believe! Well Pig is good for a pulled pork sandwich right about now….

Maybe I’ll join the flat pig society.

And then there was the time when Pig got mooned.

The Earth thought Pig looked like a meteorite and wanted to enact revenge.

Pig made quite an impression ;)

pig is the new atlas and he is doing a hekuva job

The way Pastis likes to use characters from other strips I am surprised he didn’t have the cow from “Over the Hedge” fall on him!

Go out and “get” the world, Pig!

All the time, Friend Pig; all the time.

That’s because it is. Not just from the Natural disasters and crazed angry shooters. Gravity and Time will eventually take everyone down no matter what we do.

Planetfall.

Every flippin’ day.

The refrain sung by the solar system doing its music of the spheres medley.

Sploot!

Just a well-cushioned landing, Pig. Feel honored that the World chose to SPLOOT on you!

Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!

I wonder how long it took to draw Pig flat like that.