Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 05, 2019

sounds like the new Republican dodge/defense for Trump.

Aren’t you supposed to be waving your hands around and mouthy off quietly or is that too satirical?

None of that loperbole here!

Hah! Stand-up got kneecapped!

Just put the “/s” at the end of your comment.

“Satirically Impaired”. Or as we used to call them, “Republicans”.

If someone’s too dumb to get the joke, what makes anyone think they’ll understand the word “hyperbole”?

How do you parody someone who is a self-parody?

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#TraitorTrump

/s

That sign is useless. The satirically impaired are sadly too often also intellectually impaired and immune to reason or fact.

Ya need some air quotes around all that.

I only come to this cafe because the coffee is a million times better than the jokes…….. and I have the worst irony deficiency ever.

Taken to its extreme, it’s called “Black Propaganda” – taking the side of your opponent and making their position look ridiculous. I do it very often and some people think I am serious.

I keep forgetting that about 40% of the population is gullible and incapable of critical thinking.

For Don Rickles: “The next joke is a burlesque of affrontery, not to be taken personally.”

For Woody Allen: “The next joke is yet another expression of self-deprecation, to be enjoyed to the degree of your own self-identification.”

humor is only funny if you can relate. You can tell much about a person by what they laugh at.

sure it’s not a hyperbola?

Sadly, those who seek to control others seek to control language as part of thier strategy. With the systematic blacklisting of certain ideas, thoughts and comic performances, we move closer to tyranny.

Now ask yourself, which ideologic group is shutting down speech, shouting down speakers and artists and seeking to make some words and speech illegal? Which ideologic group is labelling some thoughts and speech as “hate speech”?

Now ask yourself, would you trust such people to control YOUR life?

They don’t read this comic they read Alley-Oop and dream of the old days.

Isn’t it pitiful the poor people who see Donald Trump in every cartoon? Trump has set up housekeeping in their brains and is living rent-free! :-)

Warning to SJW’s: This joke may not fit your narrative!

I don’t know how anyone can do satire these days.

Trump always manages to show up. :yawn:

A comedy audience is smart, if you have to explain the joke it ain’t funny.

For Richard Pryor: “Never mind the profanity: at least smile at your own lack of wokeness.”

Ever try to sign “irony”?

All I can say is Will Rogers, and Dick Gregory must be rolling in their graves and poor old Mort Sahl must just be shaking his head in disbelief.

In today’s overly sensitive environment, Comedians are becoming an Endangered Species.

For Bob Newhart: “It’s not a real phone.”

The only people who take comedy seriously are people who should probably not be watching comedy in the first place. Ironically, they are the ones who need it the most. Chill people. Laugh now then leave it at the door on the way out.

Love. It.

At first I thought this was an ASL joke. I think it should read “signage”; IMHO.

When did ‘utilize’ come to replace the more common ‘use’?

Am I the only one who hates the over use of UTILIZE? Just say USE. Using polysyllabic words, over monosyllabic words, just to sound smart, is sooo stoopid.

All things considered the Democrat do nothing but make false accusations and obstruct house has convinced me that I will never vote for another democrat.

After reading all the political hyperbole in today’s comments I am more than ever convinced Wiley was directing this strip at GoComics commenters, and not politicians at all…!

I’ve found recently, I can’t tell when a Republican is being serious, because so much that they say is crazy.

Sounds like the old Stephen Colbert Show before his late night gig.

Oh look, the Democratic Nominations.