Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 30, 2019

Strike! Strike! Strike!

Only the essentials.

time to transfer.

Belch repression works until the teacher asks you to name a famous French general. Napoleon BRAAHAHanaparte.

Those who cannot aim always pick on those of us can! :-)

That’s how you breed a new generation of woman-haters…

I got slapped in the face

Just a note of clarification – the original drawing accompanying the patent application for the original toilet paper dispenser shows the paper feeding from over the top

Odd that an all girl’s school run by men automatically sounds NSFW

Monday-Friday: Tell them what they often should say when they belch or flatulate (I will ignore the Spellcheck. It keeps saying it’s “flatulence”).

Alas, alas a free spirit no more.

I work at a food pantry staffed with mostly female volunteers yet most don’t know how to load a paper towel dispenser or (more importantly) open and reload the “bathroom tissue” roll holder.

Women should be trained to leave the toilet seat up! (In reality, you should always close the lid before flushing — it’s cleaner, and it stops cats and dogs from getting in.) These stereotypes are silly, anyway — here, my son and I, not the women, are the ones who change the toilet rolls.

Is it just me or do the kids all look like toilet brushes?

I surely appreciate this additional information.

Payback for those times when mostly/only men wrote the laws on women’s reproductive rights?

Better add fart suppression to that list. Very important in later married life.

Regardless of original intentions of said invention, one must go according to his/her desire in the way they utilize the invention….rules were made to be bent, twisted and manipulated….I prefer bottom…..others prefer top….it’s like tomato/ tomato, potato/potato…..to each his own!

Curriculum aside, why are they wandering the halls?

What about “How to put the lid down when finished” lessons?

Ah, childhood memories of cleaning the bathroom I shared with my three brothers. Where’s Pastis’s Comic Censor when I need him?

And from my kindergarten time “Quit holding yourself!”.

How many all-boys schools run solely by women do you know?

Who refills toilet paper? Now that’s gotta be the gender issue of the decade. Oh well, it’s better than worrying about the wipe at 1600.

I went to an all-boy grade school (7th grade on – same school as the girls, but separated by gender). An all-boy high school (since gone coed) and an all-boy college (since gone coed).

To tell you the truth, it probably was a good thing. I think having girls in the class at that stage of my life would have been a distraction.

Ask any janitor where the nasty bathrooms are. I’d bet the answer will be behind the female door.

When does toothpaste tube squeezing start? Picking up their clothes? Separating the white clothes from the colored clothes? Making their beds? Rinsing their dishes and putting them in the dishwasher? Throwing out their beer cans?

It is not that we don’t know how to do all that. We just don’t because it annoys women. The more they dodge work during ‘that time of month’ the more ‘simple’ things we forget to do.

Hysterical, Wiley! LOVE this one!!!

Unless you have a cat that likes to play with the toilet paper roll, then UNDER is the only way to keep a full roll intact.

I’m a guy, but on airplanes they should post a sign “everyone- sit down”. Entering the uni-loo after a young boy has used it usually looks like the effects of splashdown.

The way things are going this is going to be reality.

As it takes more effort to raise the seat than to lower it, its just more(unneccessary) work for the men.

Wiley, those classes could also have been designed by a smart and aware male. We do exist, don’t we?

When is the class for flatulence control?

Just remember this guys, just because you can relieve yourself standing up, doesn’t mean you have to. I never had any problems with making sure the seat was down, because the female/male ratio in the house was 4 to 2.

It is an amazing bit of psychological study that (in general) men prefer toilet feeding over the top, women prefer it feeding from behind. Being male, it makes sense to me that feeding behind makes it more difficult to access. Obviously without conducting a survey, I can’t get the viewpoint of women in general.

But what’s even more amazing is that someone actually conducted a psychological study of this issue— one that will surely affect the safety and welfare of our planet for generations to come.

That was my elementary school experience. We had a female principal and boys were not allowed to talk in the bathrooms.

Aren’t most males toilet trained by their mothers anyway?

What about the class for “Everything you do is wrong.”

If we can put it up, they can put it down.

There’ll be a riot in that hall in 3… 2… 1…

I have many friends from Latin America and some things I find very interesting about their culture is that the women are trained to put the seat up for the men, and nobody uses the toilet paper dispensers. Women belch as much as men.

Gender Shaming?

My wife could always out belch me anytime, so they shouldn’t point fingers a the male of the species.

My wife NEVER replaces the TP roll. It doesn’t help that the dispenser spring is 60 years old and rusty, so if you don’t get it on just right it springs like a trap and shoots the metal top across the bathroom.

Wiley kids! Gotta love’em.

Just like American schools – brain washing rather then an education.

One of my grandaughters would have absolutely aced that session. The other one could out-belch a whole bevy of boys.

Do they offer a refresher course for men in the workplace?

It’s funny cartoon. Deal with it, and maybe protest where it is more needed.