Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 01, 2019

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    Of course he does…

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Rodney had a hearty meal of broccoli, pork and beans, and a keg of beer.

    We’ll have combustion in …

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    “…and now I don’t. Carry on.”

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    wldhrsy2luv  almost 5 years ago

    It happens every time.

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    That’s why his codpiece is always first to rust out.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 5 years ago

    On Rodney, everything looks goods (except when he has to pee).

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Just toss in a handful of little red fire-ants into the suit. Then we could see how fast Sir Rodney can move.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Hope you can hold it, Buddy!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    When will he learn to go before the armor

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    There have been some accounts of the various Batman actors peeing in the Batsuit, because it would have taken so long to get it off.

    This must have been a problem for medieval knights in plate armor, too, you would think.

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    It also was a problem for lots of high school football players who took too long to suit up, then realized they needed a pit stop.

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    Dkram  almost 5 years ago

    Somebody get the can opener.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The Huns will have a good laugh at this!

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    flemmingo  almost 5 years ago

    I feel his pain. I get all dressed in winter garb then I have to pee.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    Just like being a kid in winter

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    wirepunchr  almost 5 years ago

    They need to install a pilot relief tube .

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    Pohka  almost 5 years ago

    Just like getting a kid ready to go play in the snow.

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    Durak Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Never fails” is how an Idiot says “Let ’er rip!”

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    comixbomix  almost 5 years ago

    His professional ring name is ‘Rusty’…

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    TexTech  almost 5 years ago

    I imagine armor had the equivalent of the union suit flap in the back except it was in the front; Some sort of swing-away assembly they could unlatch to do their business and then reconnect to protect the delicate parts.

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    Oge  almost 5 years ago

    No problem, Rodney, just try not to think about Niagara Falls or waves on a beach.

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    hawgowar  almost 5 years ago

    “I can’t put my arms down!”

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    Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Rodney, urine for some uncomfortable moments.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That’ll teach him not to get dressed next to a fountain!

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    MichaelMcGinnis1  almost 5 years ago

    He’ll take care of that as soon as he sees the other knight coming at him.

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    Iwa Iniki  almost 5 years ago

    Next time before dressing, put on adult diapers.

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    hsawlrae  almost 5 years ago

    There’s a drain There’s a drain hole in the bottom of your boot.

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