No, she DIDN’T pass, because she hid the letter for “a couple of days” and was found out. Rob a bank; when the police find you in “a couple of days” and you still have all the money to return, it’s all OK, right? nothing done? no harm no foul? And when you refuse to submit to police, since the bank robbery doesn’t count, resisting arrest doesn’t count either, right?
Baarorso almost 5 years ago
Wait till you grow up Danae. You get tested on a daily basis one way or another.
eastern.woods.metal almost 5 years ago
I’m surprised she didn’t write a letter from the teacher and forged her signature. Give it to daddy before the e-mail
Masterskrain almost 5 years ago
Life sucks, Danae. Deal with it.
Bilan almost 5 years ago
Children should realize that they’re not devious enough to pull the wool over the parents’ eyes. Parents were once those children.
eastern.woods.metal almost 5 years ago
Living is a test. Eventually we all fail
Watcher almost 5 years ago
Danae, don’t set your expectations to high because you will be let down every time if you do.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
Everything is a test, from your Apgar score to the box score in the obits, including everything in between.
tudza Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Well, they’ve written off STEM for girls that quickly have they?
Yontrop almost 5 years ago
“…dating. marriage and raising children”? How about the Bar Exam or getting into med. school? What century is this?
jimchronister2016 almost 5 years ago
Right on Wiley! You been there huh
Say What? Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Whoa, I think that’s the first time I have seen a distinguishable chin on Joe.
sandpiper almost 5 years ago
Joe, the philosopher. Right on.
LilyGilder almost 5 years ago
Daddy sez “Mostly to prepare you…”. Somehow I don’t envision Danae as a Domestic Goddess. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Nathan Daniels almost 5 years ago
Agreed; I thought Wiley was more progressive than that.
Radish... almost 5 years ago
Don’t be so testy.
DutchUncle almost 5 years ago
No, she DIDN’T pass, because she hid the letter for “a couple of days” and was found out. Rob a bank; when the police find you in “a couple of days” and you still have all the money to return, it’s all OK, right? nothing done? no harm no foul? And when you refuse to submit to police, since the bank robbery doesn’t count, resisting arrest doesn’t count either, right?
William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Dating, Marriage, raising children”?? Danae?? That would be the very last sign of the Apocalypse and the complete destruction of the Universe!!
johndifool almost 5 years ago
I pity the poor fool who ends up marrying her.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Because the Universe is cruel.
nikpromo almost 5 years ago
The reply in panel #4 is brilliant; and the comments and replies are also. On top of that, I am snickering at the thought of Danae being a parent…..
michaeljwolff almost 5 years ago
“Don’t wait for the Last Judgement. It comes every day.” Albert Camus.
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
Life, huh?
jbruins84341 almost 5 years ago
There’s a scary thought. Danae as a mother.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Reality still sucks, that’s why I read Gocomics.
richdell almost 5 years ago
Tests prepare you for life, the universe, and everything.
Neat '33 almost 5 years ago
Methinks that somehow Danae would NEVER pass those three things that Dad has pointed out !
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
This test is a witch hunt! A total sham! That letter didn’t get held back! Danae had a perfect parent-teacher conference!
locake almost 5 years ago
The dad is talking about HIS life and what has happened in it. He is not telling Danae that will be her future for sure.
jmworacle almost 5 years ago
Danae a parent? Better call CPS now as a preventive measure.
cmxx almost 5 years ago
The question Danae should be asking: I fail every one of these stinkin’ tests—what’s the matter with me?
bakana almost 5 years ago
But, mostly for the Raising Children part.
There’s a reason Parents get grey hair much sooner than Single people.
bakana almost 5 years ago
The “Right Thing” requires Promptness.
As well as doing it Before you find out about the E-mail.
He was Listening when Kate told Danae.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 5 years ago
Everyday is a test, if you wake up the next morning you passed.
dwane.scoty1 almost 5 years ago
“Hi! I’m Danae & I’m Gay!”
chain gang charlie almost 5 years ago
Dating?, Marriage? Children?….“Oh the Humanity”…
Ray almost 5 years ago
Danae having children? Eek!