Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 28, 2020

Just wait a short while, the paparazzi will find us. They always do.

I think, they should talk a bit more like Flo….

The Prince formerly known as Prince?

Oh this is wonderful!

Once they meet Capt Eddie and Danae, they will probably be running back to the paparazzi.

But they don’t want real relocation! They just want to be private enough to sell their privacy for big bucks!!

[Any resemblance to characters outside this comic strip is entirely coincidental! ;) ]

Eddie and Paulie for agents.

I don’t follow pop music anymore either. I have no idea who most of those people who won grammies the other night are.

But she DOES have a TV, and some pretty good wisdom.

They’re going to hide in Wiley’s basement

They’re going to have to use “eh” at least 4 times in a sentence so they have some work to do, eh.

How about we just leave ’em alone?

You can only hold a candle under a bush for so long until the whole thing goes up in flames!

Aren’t they doing Canada?

We live in rural Maine, and they’d be welcome as our neighbors. We’d be happy to shut the hell up.

#DiscoverYourOwnMaineThing will be trending by nightfall.

Is there a Cognito Maine?

I thought they were Sonny and Cher.

Every time I hear something about those two, I wonder why anyone outside their family and friends gives a damn.

I wonder why English nobility did not go to Canada to get away from whatever it is that Lords and Ladies want to get away from in the past? I mean Australia and New Zealand, better yet the the Caribbean, I have heard of. Not Canada.

Someone should tell them to read ‘The Beans of Egypt, Maine’, after all, most of Maine is just one deep valley away from Appalachia.

right up until capt’n eddy gets rollin’

Wait ‘til they meet Danae and Kate and Cap’n Eddie and Wiley Bears. . .think they were under stress before?

imagine nobody cared

Loving this!

I’d rather have Harry, Megan and baby Archie living next door to me than that pedophile uncle of theirs, Andrew ( or Randy Andy as he used to be called before he needed the viagra and underage girls ).

It wasn’t until I read the comments that I got the joke. So obviously I would be their ideal neighbor. Having already acknowledged that they are not anywhere near the top of my list of awareness, I do wish them happiness and peace.

The Wiley bears can provide security. My understanding is that members of the tabloid press and their photographers are a guilty pleasure of bears. “Oh, hey. I love these things! Soft on the outside and crunchy on the inside.” (With a tip of the hat to Gary Larson"

Maybe that’s where Elvis lives.

These award shows seemed to be endless. I guess all these so called celebrities never tire of patting each other on the back.

Nobody important they’ll be gone next year.

Lizzo is an appropriate Pan for the 21st Century

Does anybody know the words to a hit song that has more than 6 words and doesn’t sound like an auctioneer?

I’m fairly certain they DO want the fame and fortune, but on their own terms and timetable.

If I were them, I’d head north to the Maritime Provinces.

Meg & Harry, royal blue-bloods…yuck!

Do we have a choice between Grammies or Grannies in this thread?

Maybe I’m an outlier, but I could never pick ANY members of the British “royal” family out of a police lineup………

Come on, Flo. These are Meg and Harry.   You know, the stars of that classic romantic comedy from the 80’s, When Billy met Sally…

It’s Boris and Natasha.

Is a Wiley Bear Fearless Leader?

- do you follow the British royal follies?

Still can’t understand why US citizens are interested in royals. Didn’t our ancestors fight a revolution to get away from them?

they had grammies??

So her diner is in Canada, then?