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Question: Can you sue if the circumstance in which you intend to sue is premeditated. Like writing on ice prior to falling in. Surely a sign of guilt. “ I know don’t call me Surely because you get offended. However if whoever answers this is named surely then I just spelled the name wrong, ok, so sue me already.
There isn’t a week goes by that I don’t hear someone say, “We can’t do that any more!” Insurance companies take the hit for these frivolous lawsuits; and they are restricting our lives in countless ways. It is time for the government to rein in the courts, and bring back a world where people realize the world can be a dangerous place, and take responsibility for their mistakes.
I’d be interested in knowing whom is going to be sued? The owner of the pond? If so, were you invited to skate on it or were you trespassing? Did you check the thickness of the ice before venturing onto its surface? There is a principle called “assumption of the risk.” But no worries. Just check a few of the lesser known cable TV channels. Lots of lawyers will happily give you another soaking.
My father talked about people who’d walk in front of moving vehicles like they were thinking, “You hit me and I’ll sue!” My dad’s answer: “If I hit you you’ll be in no condition to sue.” ;D
Darsan54 Premium Member about 5 years ago
…..Only if you come back up again.
Superfrog about 5 years ago
Figures.
Enter.Name.Here about 5 years ago
Now if we could just do that with all of the lawyers.
sirbadger about 5 years ago
Is Sue down there?
kaffekup about 5 years ago
It’s your own fault for doing the pirouette.
Concretionist about 5 years ago
Maybe his wife, named Sue, is already dead??
pschearer Premium Member about 5 years ago
“Brewster Rockit” also mentions precognition today. What’s going on?
eastern.woods.metal about 5 years ago
The ice was much thicker in years past
keenanthelibrarian about 5 years ago
Hey, see you in court …
TwilightFaze about 5 years ago
Sue who? Mother Nature for not evenly thickening the ice?…….actually, wait, I take that back. I can see some lawyers trying to do that…
basspro about 5 years ago
Your also going to freeze.
David Lieb Premium Member about 5 years ago
I am really impressed that he dotted the “i” and nailed the apostrophe!
basspro about 5 years ago
Question: Can you sue if the circumstance in which you intend to sue is premeditated. Like writing on ice prior to falling in. Surely a sign of guilt. “ I know don’t call me Surely because you get offended. However if whoever answers this is named surely then I just spelled the name wrong, ok, so sue me already.
HidariMak2 about 5 years ago
I love how eager the bystanders are, at saving the litigious.
Geophyzz about 5 years ago
There isn’t a week goes by that I don’t hear someone say, “We can’t do that any more!” Insurance companies take the hit for these frivolous lawsuits; and they are restricting our lives in countless ways. It is time for the government to rein in the courts, and bring back a world where people realize the world can be a dangerous place, and take responsibility for their mistakes.
dflak about 5 years ago
My wife and I never had a prenuptial agreement. We wouldn’t have gotten together if we have planned to split.
Besides, financially, we had nothing TO split.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Swim towards the dark. Believe me.
Nuliajuk about 5 years ago
They’re playing hockey on what looks like speed skates. That would make for an interesting game.
sandpiper about 5 years ago
thin ice?? Are we talking primary candidates here?
STARTS WITH A B about 5 years ago
Who brought their fishing poles?
walstib Premium Member about 5 years ago
Prince “1999”: “I was dreamin’ when I wrote this, so sue me if I go too fast”.
Masterskrain about 5 years ago
Throw him a rope…attached to an anchor!
Bookworm about 5 years ago
I’d be interested in knowing whom is going to be sued? The owner of the pond? If so, were you invited to skate on it or were you trespassing? Did you check the thickness of the ice before venturing onto its surface? There is a principle called “assumption of the risk.” But no worries. Just check a few of the lesser known cable TV channels. Lots of lawyers will happily give you another soaking.
Linguist about 5 years ago
Global warming makes a personalized point with climate change denier and litigation addict Al C. Uincourt.
Herb L 1954 about 5 years ago
Keep your stick on the ice ;~|
debra4life about 5 years ago
How do you sue a pond??
Bob Jones about 5 years ago
Lewis Grizzard, not Rod Stewart nor Willie Nelson!!
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 5 years ago
Hope he was a lawyer.
rlaker22j about 5 years ago
no divorce both of us are too stubborn to give in besides either one of us would take the kids
Snoots about 5 years ago
My father talked about people who’d walk in front of moving vehicles like they were thinking, “You hit me and I’ll sue!” My dad’s answer: “If I hit you you’ll be in no condition to sue.” ;D
Plods with ...™ about 5 years ago
Sue’s not here, man.
bakana about 5 years ago
Until someone shows up with a Video proving he Knew the hole was there when he started skating towards it.