I suppose it has been noted before, but Trudeau has such little esteem for Trump that he doesn’t bother to represent Trump symbolically, as he did Trump’s predecessors.
Maybe Trudeau could use the theatrical masks back-to-back, constantly spinning back and forth. Maybe add a third one that looks confused – or constipated.
It just occurred to me… Steven Miller DOES look an awful lot like Uncle Duke…and Duke DID work for Hair Furor YEARS ago, as the Captain of the “Trump Princess”…
Hydrox cookies. That’s the ticket. Well, at least eating Hydrox cookies would be less lethal than Trump’s suggestion to inject Lysol into the human body. Some of Trump’s supporters were trying to put disinfectant in their bodies, with obviously poor results.
I must express the utmost respect for the White House press corps; I mean, do you realize what kind of control it takes not to burst into laughter every time that half-wit assures us “I’m a really smart guy”?
“Step right up, step right up, step right up! Yes, folks, you TOO can step right up, step right up, step right up! (While I think of something to say next….whooops, shouldn’t have said that out loud!) Step right right right right RIGHT up! We have geeks, we have freaks, we have the det…the det…the trite…the….we have the LEFTOVERS of the human race! But ENOUGH about Stephen Miller!”
“I’m” Eric Trump on his dad being unable to hold rallies b/c of a pandemic that has killed nearly 90k Americans: “After Nov. 3, coronavirus will magically all of the sudden go away & disappear & everybody will be able to reopen. [Dems] are trying to deprive him of his greatest asset.”
Does it really matter? Our president is a semi-functional moron who keeps firing anyone with any brain cells who might help him. He has zero critical skills And only cares that money is pouring into his and his federal grifters pockets.
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
I guess “super duper missile” was on that Best Words list Friday.
JosephCoulter1 over 4 years ago
OMG this is too close for comfort. Super Duper Missile coming next. Trudeau, failing fake comic has this bigly.
Alabama Al over 4 years ago
I suppose it has been noted before, but Trudeau has such little esteem for Trump that he doesn’t bother to represent Trump symbolically, as he did Trump’s predecessors.
pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago
This strip isn’t much of an exaggeration. The man makes Bush II seem articulate.
kauri44 over 4 years ago
Is Trump’s assistant the former dictator of Berzerkistan?
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
We lost him when the best name they could come up with was Space Force.
epaphus8 over 4 years ago
Is that senile old coot still in office?
I long for the days of intelligent American politicians, like Dan Quayle.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago
World Records in Ball Dropping
2001-08-06 • Presidential Daily Brief: “Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US” • Bush did nothing.
2001-09-11 • 5 weeks after PDB • 9/11 attacks • Death toll: 2,977
2020-01-07 • Presidential Daily Brief: “Analysts concluded [coronavirus] could be a cataclysmic event.” • Trump did nothing.
2020-03-11 • WHO declared a global pandemic.
2020-04-15 • Trump suspended US funding of WHO.
2020-05-17 • 18 weeks after PDB • US death toll: 90,113
1955-1975 • 20 years (for comparison) • Vietnam War • US deaths: 58,220
braindead Premium Member over 4 years ago
One of the reasons His Disciples worship him is that his vocabulary never exceeds theirs.
epdahlhoff over 4 years ago
As others have said, he wrote volumes about Trump long before he was a political figure. I view him as Ron Headrest for the 21st Century.
mpguy2 over 4 years ago
What’s frightening is that the Trump in those eight panels is more lucid than the actual POTUS.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
He knows the best, tremendous, greatest words, bigly. He’s got “a brain!”
wonka291 over 4 years ago
Somehow not as ridiculous as the real thing.
sappha58 over 4 years ago
Maybe Trudeau could use the theatrical masks back-to-back, constantly spinning back and forth. Maybe add a third one that looks confused – or constipated.
Masterskrain over 4 years ago
It just occurred to me… Steven Miller DOES look an awful lot like Uncle Duke…and Duke DID work for Hair Furor YEARS ago, as the Captain of the “Trump Princess”…
William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago
He’s talking like a “freak show” barker.
MarkMiller2 over 4 years ago
Random shots at Trump? Is that the best GBT can come up with these days?
Mighty Phavahg over 4 years ago
Mebbe Trump needs a reboot. Like, all the way out of office.
montessoriteacher over 4 years ago
Hydrox cookies. That’s the ticket. Well, at least eating Hydrox cookies would be less lethal than Trump’s suggestion to inject Lysol into the human body. Some of Trump’s supporters were trying to put disinfectant in their bodies, with obviously poor results.
JohnTheFoole over 4 years ago
His assistant looks curiously like President for Life Bknistijobv (however the H.E.C.K. you spell that…)
khjalmarj over 4 years ago
“I know words. I have the best words.” —Trump (2016)
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sad.
Herb L 1954 over 4 years ago
Don’t forget the swamp.He drained it right into the White House ;(
ferddo over 4 years ago
But doesn’t Trump have the best words?
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
Why doesn’t his every appearance/ (and his obvious incoherence)/ reduce him to shambles/ as he senselessly rambles/even with his (moronic) adherents ?
Linguist over 4 years ago
As he repeatedly says, he’s a stable genius!
Jackasses are not reputed to be very smart. He’s more like the backside of a horse in a stable…
Cozmik Cowboy over 4 years ago
I must express the utmost respect for the White House press corps; I mean, do you realize what kind of control it takes not to burst into laughter every time that half-wit assures us “I’m a really smart guy”?
Dooley 425 over 4 years ago
Trudeau is a moron. All criticism and no solutions, just like all the other lefties.
GaryCooper over 4 years ago
His vocabulary only had 105 words before. He had no spare words.
Godfreydaniel over 4 years ago
“Step right up, step right up, step right up! Yes, folks, you TOO can step right up, step right up, step right up! (While I think of something to say next….whooops, shouldn’t have said that out loud!) Step right right right right RIGHT up! We have geeks, we have freaks, we have the det…the det…the trite…the….we have the LEFTOVERS of the human race! But ENOUGH about Stephen Miller!”
Masterskrain over 4 years ago
“I’m” Eric Trump on his dad being unable to hold rallies b/c of a pandemic that has killed nearly 90k Americans: “After Nov. 3, coronavirus will magically all of the sudden go away & disappear & everybody will be able to reopen. [Dems] are trying to deprive him of his greatest asset.”
Doublejake over 4 years ago
Sorry, this strip is fake news. It presupposes that he once had a working vocabulary exceeding 100 words. I don’t buy it.
lordhoff over 4 years ago
That made absolutely no sense. This strip is definitely over the hill.
willie_mctell over 4 years ago
The kind of guy the bartender would say, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t serve you.” to.
b2plusa2 over 4 years ago
One sad thing is how bad the other guy, Joe Biden is, with vocabulary and sentence construction.
Kali over 4 years ago
Tyrant Donnie thinks hydroxychloroquine is:
Hydrox: Sandwich cookies
Chlorine: What you put into swimming pools
Quine: What Tyrant Donnie does on Twitter but mispronounces (whine)
Therefore, he thinks he’s eating cookies by the pool while Twittering….
Will_Scarlet over 4 years ago
How can a man with no command of his native language expect to have any command of his native country?
paulahmurray over 4 years ago
Does it really matter? Our president is a semi-functional moron who keeps firing anyone with any brain cells who might help him. He has zero critical skills And only cares that money is pouring into his and his federal grifters pockets.
bjensen6 over 4 years ago
Can anyone blame him?
marge201 over 4 years ago
I don’t get the last panel. Help? Back-up? huh???
bfd over 4 years ago
How can anyone have esteem for Trump?
WDD over 4 years ago
Did Trudeau ever have Obama reading from teleprompters, and getting discombobulated when he didn’t have them?