Wouldn’t be those endless religious wars if cats were worshipped; just bring the stuff in little cans impossible to get open that true believers deliver to his/her majesties on each and every day; and the more cans delivered the more blessings you shall receive, i.e., no scratches if you don’t hurry up.
H-m-m-m I sense an occasional skeptic or two in the audience. My personal choice is whatever you do that gets you through your problems and that leaves you feeling you did the right thing – ‘right’ being a result that causes no harm to others.
mr_sherman Premium Member about 4 years ago
I prefer Dogma.
sergioandrade Premium Member about 4 years ago
To paraphrase Terry Practhett, cats decided to stop being worshiped because it seemed too much like work.
kaffekup about 4 years ago
Then I’m a cat-lick, too!
Superfrog about 4 years ago
Cataclysmic.
Vilyehm about 4 years ago
The unwritten rule of comics:
Bad cats are orange.
bexwhitt about 4 years ago
If God is a cat we are all foooked.
nosirrom about 4 years ago
Couldn’t help thinking someone is going to get zapped.
GregerLhd about 4 years ago
What about kerygma? Better than dogma …
Say What? Premium Member about 4 years ago
What branched off of Catolicism, then? The Purr-testant Re-fur-mation?
LilyGilder about 4 years ago
Pull my paw.
Joe Cooker Premium Member about 4 years ago
Those fingers are getting a little too close.
dot-the-I about 4 years ago
So much for Michelangelo’s claim that he simply drew a blank.
Ignatz Premium Member about 4 years ago
I’m a Catholic. I can’t stop taking cats home.
GeorgePlerhoples about 4 years ago
res ipse dixit
jal333 about 4 years ago
I was looking for nail polish on one of the hands:)!
jessie d. about 4 years ago
Wouldn’t be those endless religious wars if cats were worshipped; just bring the stuff in little cans impossible to get open that true believers deliver to his/her majesties on each and every day; and the more cans delivered the more blessings you shall receive, i.e., no scratches if you don’t hurry up.
keenanthelibrarian about 4 years ago
What came first – the cat or the dog? God alone knows …
eastern.woods.metal about 4 years ago
That cat looks obese
T Smith about 4 years ago
Makes as much sense as any of the other superstitious mythologies.
monya_43 about 4 years ago
It’s, George, the flerkin. They are really quite dangerous.
kaylowe about 4 years ago
Catolicism has some tough litterature!
rickseg about 4 years ago
So that cat is supposed to be Bastet? If so, it’s put on a little weight.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Cat Lick His’m? Of course he does.
sandpiper about 4 years ago
H-m-m-m I sense an occasional skeptic or two in the audience. My personal choice is whatever you do that gets you through your problems and that leaves you feeling you did the right thing – ‘right’ being a result that causes no harm to others.
Masterskrain about 4 years ago
AGAIN… Dogs have owners, Cats have staff members…or, in this case, Worshipers!
oakie817 about 4 years ago
you know God Loves cats
mourdac Premium Member about 4 years ago
The first rule of Catolicism is ‘thou shalt worship no other gods before me’.
Call me Ishmael about 4 years ago
Cats understand that “Chance governeth all”. It saves them the trouble of planning.
retjeff about 4 years ago
that would infer there is such a thing as good cats
jeffhapp about 4 years ago
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
also:
“How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.”
― Robert A. Heinlein
TexTech about 4 years ago
Cats were once worshipped as gods. The Cat has not forgotten this.
the lost wizard about 4 years ago
Let’s just get to the fancy feast thing.
ChessPirate about 4 years ago
“Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem.”
[SCRATCH!]
“Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem.”
[SCRATCH!]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7wc55oXWf8&NR=1
TurbosDad about 4 years ago
That’s where I learned cat-echism…
Lablubber about 4 years ago
Give that catatonic.
Linguist about 4 years ago
That’s why they buried all the early Roman Catolics with their catacombs!
listmom about 4 years ago
Don’t touch its belly!
walstib Premium Member about 4 years ago
I went to Catlic school in Chicawgo, and we’d go to Sox Park down by Tirdy-tird Street.
bakana about 4 years ago
So, God’s Real Name is Tac ?
bakana about 4 years ago
She has been ignoring us for the last 1000 Years or so.
einarbt about 4 years ago
I don’t get it.
eccolibri60 Premium Member about 4 years ago
I prefer my Dog-ma.