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In the spirit of Forrest Gump and âMomma always said if you ainât got got nothing good to say about something, then you shouldnât say anything at all,â Iâd just like to add
Flashback! Once upon a time, in the 1960s, two comic strips that I looked forward to were not being published regularly. They might be there on Monday and Thursday, but absent the rest of the week. You never knew.
They appeared in Dick Tracy.
One was called Sawdust and the characters were all talking grains of sawdust. (This one originated as a strip within another strip called The Gravies which was sometimes signed âChetâ âŚfor you -know-who.) Supposedly the artwork was done by a team of four artists, all of them drawing the little dots of saw dust.
(:.â˘. !)
When The Gravies was cancelled, the Sawdust gimmick moved over to Dick Tracy.
The other meta-strip was The Invisible Tribe in which there was essentially no artwork, just speech balloons, because the characters were all, well, invisible.
The info above is all from memory. I need to poke around on the webs to refresh myself on the details.
Dear God! I thought, once Tracy and the kids left Sven, weâd get back to the story. But THIS? Iâm about ready to quit reading the strip. This story has more padding than a mattress!
Again, Chester Gould was relentless in juxtaposing violent crime with ridiculous comedy.
Iâm thinking of Miss Egghead (the villain with a fringe of hair around her bald head so that it looked like an egg in a nest) murdering a victim by hitting his head with a sculpted metal rooster. It drove one of the roosterâs hard claws through his skull to lodge in his brain!
An old Dilbert strip, when Dilbert met the âGrim Reaperâ and Dilbert asked the Reaper âWhy are you smiling?â to which the Reaper replied, âUnlike you I LIKE my jobâ!
Ok â Todayâs effort should end all sniping at the writing we get on Dick Tracy as we see that had Mike gone to the comical side of things, IT WOULDâVE BEEN A HELLUVA LOT WORSE!
You know, itâs single strips like yesterday and today that make people just throw up their arms, walk away and stop readingâŚthrow in:
the nonsensical appearances by svengoolie (that doesnt move anything forward in the story)
the two day appearance by brenda starr (that was, im guessing, SUPPOSED to be a âbig thingâ)
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the tired old appearances of annie (whoâs strip DIED for a reason dammit!)
the one off of kadaver (which will probably be revealed right before christmas knowing how these people pace their stories)
the fact that theyve IGNORED the âvillainâ of the story for over a week now
and the odd appearance of the two remaining sisters
Annie, Brenda, Svengoolie, whatever the hell this is today, a vampire wannabe, a mysterious death, sistersâ with an inheritance, and a two panel âcameoâ by Abner Kadaver⌠did mike forget to take his A.D.D. pills?
1-BABE: I didnât know you could read, Sam. SAM: A little. Just listenâŚ
2-BLONDE GUY: Hey Quowit. Brother Tucker wants to talk to you about the Prosperity Gospel and how it can make you rich.
3-QUOWIT: Lemme stop you there. Iâm doing pretty good as it isâŚ
4-âŚYouâd be amazed at how much a former pool boy at Liberty University can make just by keeping his mouth shut! Hey! I guess youâd know all about a âvow of silenceâ, wouldnât you Brother Tucker, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
Uh oh. The influence of the ânew and rebootedâ Alley Oop is creeping in. Soon this comments section will disappear and move to a Belgian or Lichtenstienian newspaper.
Snark while you can my friends, snark while you can, by gar, by garâŚ
Seriously, is there any plot here? How do we go from a woman being drained of blood about a month ago toâŚwhatever the last couple of weeks have been? Itâs like they have a monthâs worth of plot (and that may be generous) that theyâre trying to pad out to two just so they can have a âspookyâ Halloween story. This strip is incredibly frustrating and painful to read.
We temporarily step away from Dick tracking down deadly vampire cosplayers to bring you Sam laughing uproariously at a new comic in the Neo-Chicago Tribune! See, itâs funny because this guy kills people for the government, but nobody gets to kill him. This stripâs gonna be hit around the precinct!
People who are into Renaissance fairs might have run into a comedy act âSmee and Blog, the Singing Executionersâ. Their slogan is âyouâll die laughingâ.
Okay. This is really just a waste of a dayââs strip. Is this gag so witty? No. Is the comic-within-a-comic so interesting? No. Advances to Artificial Vampire plot: zero. One barely remembers what this story started out to be about.
I am normally not so negative, but this is so blatantly spinning oneâs wheels that there can be no excuses madeâŚ.
As I recall SAWDUST was written by the guy Moon Maid was seeing before Jr. Tracy. THE INVISIBLE TRIBE was written by a young boy who Tracy befriended after he had to Shoot the boys Father during a crime. The Boys nickname was PEANUT BUTTER and his strip was signed w/ a Peanut and the word butter.
AnyFace over 4 years ago
Foreshadowing âŚ
⌠hopefully. â¨
DaJellyBelly over 4 years ago
Groan! :P
Neil Wick over 4 years ago
Good morningâ˘, happy hangers-on!
Well, Sam thinks itâs hilarious! Tomorrow, breaktime is over, back to work!
Brian Premium Member over 4 years ago
Who knew Sam went in for gallows humor.
artsyguy65 over 4 years ago
In the spirit of Forrest Gump and âMomma always said if you ainât got got nothing good to say about something, then you shouldnât say anything at all,â Iâd just like to add
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
Vera Alldid has nothing to worry about.
Gonzo Jabrone over 4 years ago
No wonder that Samâs favourite word game is âHangmanâ.
Boy, thatâs lameâŚ.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 4 years ago
Good morningâ˘, halfwits !
Samâs funny bone titillates easily.
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Flashback! Once upon a time, in the 1960s, two comic strips that I looked forward to were not being published regularly. They might be there on Monday and Thursday, but absent the rest of the week. You never knew.
They appeared in Dick Tracy.
One was called Sawdust and the characters were all talking grains of sawdust. (This one originated as a strip within another strip called The Gravies which was sometimes signed âChetâ âŚfor you -know-who.) Supposedly the artwork was done by a team of four artists, all of them drawing the little dots of saw dust.
(:.â˘. !)
When The Gravies was cancelled, the Sawdust gimmick moved over to Dick Tracy.
The other meta-strip was The Invisible Tribe in which there was essentially no artwork, just speech balloons, because the characters were all, well, invisible.
The info above is all from memory. I need to poke around on the webs to refresh myself on the details.
WGillete over 4 years ago
Dear God! I thought, once Tracy and the kids left Sven, weâd get back to the story. But THIS? Iâm about ready to quit reading the strip. This story has more padding than a mattress!
charliefarmrhere over 4 years ago
Sam humors very easily. Probably gets a laugh out of watching paint drying too.
Cheapskate0 over 4 years ago
Good grief! Another detour in the path of this story!
So, now itâs âHappy Hangmanâ to help us mark time while waiting for the Happy Halloween ending!
blunebottle over 4 years ago
Did we forget that someone died to get this story started?
BigDaveGlass over 4 years ago
Yeh, itâs fun until it happens to youâŚ..
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Again, Chester Gould was relentless in juxtaposing violent crime with ridiculous comedy.
Iâm thinking of Miss Egghead (the villain with a fringe of hair around her bald head so that it looked like an egg in a nest) murdering a victim by hitting his head with a sculpted metal rooster. It drove one of the roosterâs hard claws through his skull to lodge in his brain!Gruesome and hilarious! In the Sunday funnies!
iggyman over 4 years ago
An old Dilbert strip, when Dilbert met the âGrim Reaperâ and Dilbert asked the Reaper âWhy are you smiling?â to which the Reaper replied, âUnlike you I LIKE my jobâ!
tripwire45 over 4 years ago
Not laughing.
jz27wk Premium Member over 4 years ago
whatr next, the return of âSawdustâ and âInvisible Tribeâ?
Knightman Premium Member over 4 years ago
Samâs just killinâ time till the Boss gets back!!! Or hanginâ on to laughs in the comic section!!!
sixam over 4 years ago
It looks like the rope actually is around the happy hangmanâs neck.
jimakin over 4 years ago
Reading DT here on GoComics is fine and all, but this makes me nostalgic for the golden age of noose papers.
rickmac1937 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Good old Sam
Ignatz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Unfortunately for this comic strip, it actually needs another joke tomorrow.
chromosome Premium Member over 4 years ago
Does the name Quowit have something to do with letters often used in playing Hangman?
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 4 years ago
annie, svengoolie, now this. it gets any more padding you can use it as a cell to lock up the villain at the end.
Ray Toler over 4 years ago
The rope IS around his neck.
trimguy over 4 years ago
Iâm guessing this somehow will tie in to the story?
Another Take over 4 years ago
Ok â Todayâs effort should end all sniping at the writing we get on Dick Tracy as we see that had Mike gone to the comical side of things, IT WOULDâVE BEEN A HELLUVA LOT WORSE!
tsull2121 over 4 years ago
You know, itâs single strips like yesterday and today that make people just throw up their arms, walk away and stop readingâŚthrow in:
the nonsensical appearances by svengoolie (that doesnt move anything forward in the story)
the two day appearance by brenda starr (that was, im guessing, SUPPOSED to be a âbig thingâ)
|
the tired old appearances of annie (whoâs strip DIED for a reason dammit!)
the one off of kadaver (which will probably be revealed right before christmas knowing how these people pace their stories)
the fact that theyve IGNORED the âvillainâ of the story for over a week now
and the odd appearance of the two remaining sisters
Annie, Brenda, Svengoolie, whatever the hell this is today, a vampire wannabe, a mysterious death, sistersâ with an inheritance, and a two panel âcameoâ by Abner Kadaver⌠did mike forget to take his A.D.D. pills?
Another Take over 4 years ago
1-BABE: I didnât know you could read, Sam. SAM: A little. Just listenâŚ
2-BLONDE GUY: Hey Quowit. Brother Tucker wants to talk to you about the Prosperity Gospel and how it can make you rich.
3-QUOWIT: Lemme stop you there. Iâm doing pretty good as it isâŚ
4-âŚYouâd be amazed at how much a former pool boy at Liberty University can make just by keeping his mouth shut! Hey! I guess youâd know all about a âvow of silenceâ, wouldnât you Brother Tucker, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
Gonzo Jabrone over 4 years ago
Uh oh. The influence of the ânew and rebootedâ Alley Oop is creeping in. Soon this comments section will disappear and move to a Belgian or Lichtenstienian newspaper.
Snark while you can my friends, snark while you can, by gar, by garâŚ
Ray Toler over 4 years ago
Is this just something stuck in for no purpose or is Mike featuring a new strip and artist from somewhere?
If the latter, I donât see how it helps anyone to stick their strip into a situation bound to draw complaints.
Nimblejack over 4 years ago
Seriously, is there any plot here? How do we go from a woman being drained of blood about a month ago toâŚwhatever the last couple of weeks have been? Itâs like they have a monthâs worth of plot (and that may be generous) that theyâre trying to pad out to two just so they can have a âspookyâ Halloween story. This strip is incredibly frustrating and painful to read.
Bradley Walker over 4 years ago
We were hoping theyâd advance the story and instead they leave us hanging.
David Rickard Premium Member over 4 years ago
From todayâs Comics Curmudgeon:
We temporarily step away from Dick tracking down deadly vampire cosplayers to bring you Sam laughing uproariously at a new comic in the Neo-Chicago Tribune! See, itâs funny because this guy kills people for the government, but nobody gets to kill him. This stripâs gonna be hit around the precinct!
tad1 over 4 years ago
Well, itâs better than Alley Oop, at least.
Newenglandah over 4 years ago
People who are into Renaissance fairs might have run into a comedy act âSmee and Blog, the Singing Executionersâ. Their slogan is âyouâll die laughingâ.
BreathlessMahoney77 over 4 years ago
This strip is getting perilously close to jumping the shark.
newmoon over 4 years ago
Sam=Too Easily amused!
oakie817 over 4 years ago
huh?
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Okay. This is really just a waste of a dayââs strip. Is this gag so witty? No. Is the comic-within-a-comic so interesting? No. Advances to Artificial Vampire plot: zero. One barely remembers what this story started out to be about.
I am normally not so negative, but this is so blatantly spinning oneâs wheels that there can be no excuses madeâŚ.
falcon_370f over 4 years ago
Two words: British humor.
JDBella over 4 years ago
BOOOOOOOO!!!!! CORNY TO THE MAX!!!
Eric S over 4 years ago
wonder how much they paid for an endorsement like that?
TheDOCTOR over 4 years ago
As I recall SAWDUST was written by the guy Moon Maid was seeing before Jr. Tracy. THE INVISIBLE TRIBE was written by a young boy who Tracy befriended after he had to Shoot the boys Father during a crime. The Boys nickname was PEANUT BUTTER and his strip was signed w/ a Peanut and the word butter.