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At my first job we use to joke about how our bosses trying to induce a sugar coma in workers they didnât like. Really about 90% of the candy was brought in by us or parents looking to get ride of the bulk of their kids Halloween collection. I sometimes miss the late 90âs.
Yesterday we got into reminiscing about some home made chocolate ice cream that went rogue 20 years ago. We didnât have the prescribed type of chocolate but we had baking chocolate. We knew it wasnât quite right when the machine stopped: instead of a slushy semi-liquid that had to ripen, there was a dense brown paste on the mixer walls. It tasted okay but strong, but a single spoonful made our scalps itch and our ears ring. Of course, we ate it anyway!
If you want a ârushâ that has you bouncing off the walls try chocolate covered roasted coffee beans. If you eat them like candy (like the first time my coworkers and I did when the gift basket came from the customer) you will bounce off the walls, stick to the ceiling and lie in your bed wide awake and starting to crash at 3am. Then at 5am your alarm goes off and youâre moving so slow Uncle Joe has pulled a mile ahead of you in the race.
I Mad Am I over 4 years ago
WTF! Is that Atomic Bomb Candy⊠or did someone visit the nearest Dispensary of Special Candy?
Scorpio Premium Member over 4 years ago
Iâd say it worked
B UTTONS over 4 years ago
California Special THC Candy served by Candi.
Gent over 4 years ago
Eh?
SamuelMeasa over 4 years ago
At my first job we use to joke about how our bosses trying to induce a sugar coma in workers they didnât like. Really about 90% of the candy was brought in by us or parents looking to get ride of the bulk of their kids Halloween collection. I sometimes miss the late 90âs.
rshive over 4 years ago
But now nobody can produce the Finkâs sugar coated cereal.
BigDaveGlass over 4 years ago
Sugar rush!!!
whahoppened over 4 years ago
Hey, lets go practice battle moves!
Doug K over 4 years ago
Lesson learned? Donât always do what âthey saidâ.
littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
For a second there I thought that this was a Batman crossover. And that the Joker had spiked the food or the drinks.
danketaz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Next time, donât get the Peruvian marching band candy.
jagedlo over 4 years ago
Wait until the rush wears offâŠ
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Never againâŠ.
gokar n t fa over 4 years ago
Looks like they chowed on some chocolate covered meth bonbons.
sandpiper over 4 years ago
One guy running for the jakes? Must be some really bad stuff in there.
Chithing over 4 years ago
They didnât mean nose candy, Fink.
flagmichael Premium Member over 4 years ago
Yesterday we got into reminiscing about some home made chocolate ice cream that went rogue 20 years ago. We didnât have the prescribed type of chocolate but we had baking chocolate. We knew it wasnât quite right when the machine stopped: instead of a slushy semi-liquid that had to ripen, there was a dense brown paste on the mixer walls. It tasted okay but strong, but a single spoonful made our scalps itch and our ears ring. Of course, we ate it anyway!
walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago
At Cub Scouts campouts we served candy as a bedtime snack just before lights out â big mistake!
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 4 years ago
well itâs two weeks late but what the hey
Saddenedby Premium Member over 4 years ago
look ma no cavities!!!! yet
Alberta Oil over 4 years ago
Sticky toffee or laced.. hard to tell which
Bruce388 over 4 years ago
Those teeth arenât going to last long.
Mr. Frodo over 4 years ago
LOL!!!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
So a sugar rush with a CBD kicker. Iâm not really sure where that would take me. âŠI sense a teaching opportunity.
geese28 over 4 years ago
Now unleash them upon the Huns
platyfurmany over 4 years ago
Looks like a bunch of losers who canât hold their sugar.
weirdme Premium Member over 4 years ago
Poor fink! He is surrounded by people having sugar rush!
j.l.farmer over 4 years ago
next a trip to the dentist office.
Quabaculta over 4 years ago
If you want a ârushâ that has you bouncing off the walls try chocolate covered roasted coffee beans. If you eat them like candy (like the first time my coworkers and I did when the gift basket came from the customer) you will bounce off the walls, stick to the ceiling and lie in your bed wide awake and starting to crash at 3am. Then at 5am your alarm goes off and youâre moving so slow Uncle Joe has pulled a mile ahead of you in the race.
WentBrown over 4 years ago
hahaha
terids over 4 years ago
HmmmâŠ.looks like they put out the âspecialâ candyâŠ.