Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 27, 2020

Models more like a corned-beef sandwich?

Need more shapes??? Picky, picky, picky.

Was Peter Paul Rubens, Jr. in that class? I ask you!!

Rubenesque (adjective)

Ru·​ben·​esque | \ ˌrü-bə-ˈnesk

of, relating to, or suggestive of the painter Rubens or his works especially: plump or rounded usually in a pleasing or attractive way

“a Rubenesque figure”

I hope this is over now since the XL lady has sung.

“Plump or rounded usually in a pleasing or attractive way”

So. what did she do after they sacked her to earn money to pay tuition? Did she become a sugar baby? Turn tricks?

See today’s GoComics “One Big Happy”:

https://www.gocomics.com/onebighappy/2020/11/27

In other words, fat.

Janis got no back….

Going from shapely to…well, round is a shape.

Welp, time to listen to some Dean Martin.

The room was completely black. I kissed and she kissed back.

Rubens could not lie…he liked big…..

A Twiggy backlash in the art world?

Rubenesque : What women fight in their 50s and beyond.

voluptuous

Back when I was dating, Rubenesque was a synonym for obese.

Rubenesque – a classical way of telling a lady she shouldn’t have eaten those last twenty donuts.

She just wasn’t enough of a rube.

“Zaftig”, Janis. ;-)

Reminds me of the classic song by Sir Mix A Lot, “I Like Big Butts”.

I was hoping for at least a week or two of flashbacks in this storyline, with contributions from guest artists like Mike Manley or even Bill Hinds. ;-)

Nerd time. Here we go.

It is now hard to believe, but, many years ago, being overweight (by today’s standards) was a sign of wealth. One who was overweight could afford food whereas the poor could not.

And, because money and power are desirable, those who were overweight were also desirable.

Back in the late 1800s, corpulent people were the body type everyone wanted as it showed you were able to provide. Skinny folk were poor and underfed.

Rubens must have complained! ;o]

I recall a series that Jimmy ran quite a few years ago about Janis and her wanting to major in art, a desire that her dad forbade.

Perhaps modeling was her attempt to feel a little bit of what her dream would have brought her.

Yesterday, Janis said “…in the nude.” That phrase has always amused me because one who is nude is not in anything.

Afflicted with “bee stings”.

That used to be the style. Actually the more curvy body might be necessary to test the artist skills……

A brief survey indicates no shortage of viable candidates in North America today.

It’s the curves that are most dangerous.

The Artist loss, Arlo’s gain. Don’t think Janis could have found anyone more appreciative of her figure.

Built like a “brick **………..

That means a woman that’s eaten a lot of Rubens…

I like big butts and I can not lieYou other brothers can’t denyThat when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty waistAnd a round thing in your face….thank you Rubens & Sir Mix-A-Lot

No, it means fat.

“Just love those fat-bottomed girls”…

Zaftig…

I wonder how they got that tube of paint to float in the air?

And I would have been too rubenesque.

Same thing happened to me, Janis. Painting instructor passed me by because I wasn’t “fleshy” enough. Glory days!

Shouldn’t that be “Rubensesque”? “Rubenesque” would be like a sandwich!