Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 19, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    And all the club members get important positions.

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You need a gavel, to bring the meeting to order…..

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    codycab  over 3 years ago

    For a club that’s against girls, the members sure brag a lot about themselves.

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    thepinkbaroness  over 3 years ago

    I see Calvin is still around. Looks like he managed to shed the “mud” name pretty well.

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    rentier  over 3 years ago

    Good meetings forever and ever!!

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    rentier  over 3 years ago

    Calvin and Hobbes are best!!

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If Calvin were modest he would be perfect.

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    Mominexile Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Their vocabulary is, indeed, prodigious!

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    I’ve worked in places where they thought job titles were worth as much as a raise. And that meetings were actually productive.

    I didn’t work in such places for long though.

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    gawkface  over 3 years ago

    calvin sucks at maths (well he is creative if not theoretically correct) but he is cognoscenti about literature and art it seems, a boy misunderstood…

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    Is there no other misogynistic club greater than GROSS?

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    orinoco womble  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of my parents’ stint in the masonic organisations, with their Worshipful Masters, Worthy Advisers etc.

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    Yngvar Følling  over 3 years ago

    I see that he still uses “Calvin the Bold” in spite of having been dubbed “Mud” by Lord Dad I.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 3 years ago

    I wonder why they can’t get more members?

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    Self-congratulation does not befit a politician.

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    Jabroniville Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Those rare moments when Calvin talks directly to the audience. It’s funny looking back at how often that happens (often when Cavin narrates someone like Mo: “He’s not smart, but he’s streetwise. That means he knows what street he lives on”).

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I skipped half the speeches.

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    Say What? Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Yeesh, even the introductions to these meetings need intermissions.

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    oldspacehound  over 3 years ago

    Even though I own all the Calvin and Hobbes books it is fun dropping by here every morning.

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    tremaine53  over 3 years ago

    I. Am. Laughing. So. Hard.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Meeting adjourned.

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    Frank Farkel Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Calvin’s real name is Donald.

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    Who, me?  over 3 years ago

    Watterson could have surpassed all the great poets if he’d wanted to.

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    FrankErnesto  over 3 years ago

    Makes more sense than praying to some invisible person in the sky.

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    Calvinist1966  over 3 years ago

    I made some comments in two of last week’s sessions which seem to have been misunderstood by some commentators so I would like to clarify them:

    I commentated that Bill Watterson has said three times to my knowledge that he didn’t consider Hobbes to be part of Calvin’s imagination. Someone replied that Watterson may not have considered Hobbes to be part of Calvin’s imagination but – by showing that other characters see Hobbes as a stuffed doll – he portrayed him as such. I disagree. I certainly started off assuming that Hobbes was part of Calvin’s imagination but I started to doubt that about four years before I read that Watterson didn’t see Hobbes as imaginary. This is because Hobbes is sometimes shown doing things when Calvin isn’t around, talking to us about Calvin or making comments which Calvin doesn’t understand.

    On Friday, someone said that most of the characters in the strip hate Calvin and I replied that Mom and Dad love Calvin and Mom often shows her love while Dad also shows it but much less often. I added that Moe and Rosalyn are the only characters who are really mean to Calvin. Someone spoke up for Rosalyn and implied that Calvin bullies her! I’m aware that Calvin unwittingly brought Rosalyn on himself by being such a brat that no one else will baby sit him but he never bullies anyone and certainly couldn’t bully a teenager. Most of the Rosalyn story arcs have her, a teenager, threatening a six-year-old child but she never threatens him in front of his parents as that might jeopardise her role as baby sitter. Rosalyn is often angry will Calvin whereas Calvin is often terrified of Rosalyn.

    It is true that Calvin sometimes takes revenge on Rosalyn and that he may have learned his tactics from Moe. When he stole her study notes and tried to get more favourable treatment, someone said, “How cute! Calvin’s learned extortion at such a young age!” I then replied that he probably learned it from Moe but may have learned it from Rosalyn herself

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I think this is how religions are started.

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    Redd Panda  over 3 years ago

    Wouldn’t that make a great introduction for The State of the Union Address? (Just needs a little fine tuning.)

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    Its just me  over 3 years ago

    " It’s hard to be humble, when your perfect in every way".

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    Delightfully G.R.O.S.S.!

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    ImDaRealAni  over 3 years ago

    PTSD from the Big Nate comments.

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    awcoffman  over 3 years ago

    Took me a second reading to recognize the rhymes. And very creative rhymes they are.

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    flagmichael  over 3 years ago

    I love the ornate first letter in each speech. Bill Watterson never “phoned it in.”

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Them boys has got purdy fancy talk, yessum!

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    delennwen  over 3 years ago

    I adore Calvin’s (and Hobbes’) poetry. Bill Watterson is a genius.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Sheer poetry! Literally!

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 3 years ago

    These two have very bad cases of “I” strain!

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    cleokaya  over 3 years ago

    All hail his humbleness, snerk

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    dbradway1  over 3 years ago

    I’m impressed by the vocabularies of a 6-year-old boy and a stuffed tiger.

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    Dkram  over 3 years ago

    The one thing that I wonder about is, dose Calvin even know what he’s saying?

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    davetb1956  over 3 years ago

    If they are that wonderful why do they have to sing their own praises.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    I’m starting a new cryptocurrency – LawDogDollars. Who’s in?

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    Santaanacanyon1  over 3 years ago

    How do I join, lol?

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    hagarthehorrible  over 3 years ago

    No doubt with that kind of vocab the club deserves the fame.

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    liberalnlovinit  over 3 years ago

    Sheesh. Another Trump Cabinet meeting.

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    ConnorDiGregorio  over 3 years ago

    Wow and that is how long my meeting would be and that is just the start?!

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “YES, STAND UP AND HAIL HIS HUMBLENESS NOW!” Really, Calvin? From what dictionary did you get your definition of “humbleness”?

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    felipenollaFFA  over 3 years ago

    Flash News Bulletin … a group of protesters is surrounding a tree facility where a meeting of a club named G.R.O.S.S is taking place right now, local authorities have arrived, more details latter this evening.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Great clubs got G.R.O.S.S.y names!

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    Jesquire  over 3 years ago

    This was one of the best of all time.

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    rick92040  over 3 years ago

    That first panel kinda sounded like Trump.

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    stupendous man  over 3 years ago

    I can’t believe I just realized this rhymes. How many times have I read this???

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    Fuzzy Kombu  over 3 years ago

    One of my all-time favorites. But what is it — dactylic tetrameter? (As if it mattered.)

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    PaulInMiami  over 3 years ago

    “Humility, and How I Obtained It,” a treatise by Calvin & Hobbes

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