Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 29, 2021

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    EasternWoods  over 3 years ago

    That should get him tossed out of h3ll too

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    willispate  over 3 years ago

    NEXT!!!!

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    sirbadger  over 3 years ago

    That and too many songs about alcohol in a place that doesn’t serve alcohol.

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    jmarkoff2  over 3 years ago

    This is especially relevant to me, because I’ve been watching karaoke at an outdoor place in Folsom these past days. Alot of them are pretty good. Including a 9-year-old girl who sang Shallows exactly like Lady Gaga would sing it.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    The real reason, as I have been informed, is that he refused to give Jaweh undiluted obedience and love.

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    ATGMer  over 3 years ago

    Karaoke is what started (Name any country) Got Talent. Another one of those rip-off reality shows…

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    parforden  over 3 years ago

    I call it scaryoki.

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    cdward  over 3 years ago

    They were actually calling him Loser-fer.

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    c141starlifter  over 3 years ago

    Karaoke in Heaven?? Now that’s proof there is also beer.

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    Ontman  over 3 years ago

    Well it keeps people off the street.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 3 years ago

    As long as it’s a HELLuva song like that one from Irene CARA it’s OK for me

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    It is said, if one digs enough, one might find a nugget. Value determined by amount of digging vs number of nuggets found. From what friends tell me, karaoke nuggets require a whole lot of digging.

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    AnotherFineMess  over 3 years ago

    I like Neil Diamond.

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    Say What? Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So it was karaoke that got him cast out, huh? I guess smartphones, lawyers, and privatized healthcare came afterwards.

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    JohnCL  over 3 years ago

    I always thought it was because of his accordion.

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    Owhatadoc Premium Member over 3 years ago

    From “What About Bob”— Bob Wiley: “There are two types of people in this world: Those who love Neil Diamond, and those who don’t. My ex-wife loves him.”

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    MS72  over 3 years ago

    7th inning stretch at Fenway!

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    My brother-in-law and I are under a restraining order not to sing in public or come within 100 feet of any operating karaoke machine.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I never Karaoke’ed. I am indeed blessed. …not sorry

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    Redd Panda  over 3 years ago

    I have sympathy for this guy…I have ‘’Broadway Tourette’s’’ an affliction that causes me to, break into a showtune, without warning. ‘’You say, it’s only a paper moon. Sailing over a cardboard sea. But it wouldn’t be make believe, if you believed in me…’’ Damn, there I go again. Arrgh!

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    wdgnas  over 3 years ago

    karaoke: japanese for tone deaf…

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    His audition worked against him…..

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    DondiDoo  over 3 years ago

    So even after a righteous life that gets you into heaven you can still get kicked out!? My priest didn’t warn me about that!!

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    Bookworm  over 3 years ago

    I dunno. Puts me in mind of Mark Twain’s observation about cigars. Said he, “I once remarked to my friend, Joe Twitchell, that if there is no smoking in Heaven, I shall not stay there. He just looked at me and said ‘oh, I wouldn’t worry about that if I had your chances.”

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    Buckimion  over 3 years ago

    Every New Yorker knew that Satan was a Red Sox fan.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    I was a karaoke king and never once did I sing anything by Neil Diamond. I was so good (so good, so good).

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    Oxnate  over 3 years ago

    Interestingly enough, this could fit the plot of the TV show “Lucifer.”

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    Squoop  over 3 years ago

    The predecessor to karaoke was the Gong show. GONG!

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    Ginny Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This was the best laugh! Started off my day right …

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And now the karaoke machine in Hell has only one song. Brandy.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The name Lucifer is from the Latin for bringer (ferre) of light (lux), a role played in Greek mythology by Prometheus, bringer of fire. As punishment for generosity toward humans, the jealous supreme beings in both mythologies condemned the good-hearted benefactors to eternal torment.

    Anyone who ever wondered who were the good guys and who were the bad guys in these scenarios hasn’t been paying attention.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    Explains a lot.

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    proclusstudent  over 3 years ago

    Barb, Barb, Barb,Barb, Barb, Barbra Ann . . .

    Sorry for the ear worms.

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    bakana  over 3 years ago

    Mark Twain nailed the Real Problem.

    All the people down here on Earth who expect to spend Eternity in the Heavenly choir and not a single one of them is taking Music or Singing lessons.

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    ivendors  over 3 years ago

    Heaven doesn’t serve alcohol????

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    Grover St. Clair  over 3 years ago

    Best version of “Sweet Caroline” ever. I met Ted when they filmed a few scenes in the building where I worked. https://youtu.be/4Uk94_crZn0

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 3 years ago

    Definitely worse than the whole the tree of the knowledge of good and evil thing. No wonder Paradise Lost had to be written.

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    eccolibri60 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It all makes sense now! Creation, the garden of Eden, the Great flood, the plagues, wiping out entire civilizations! It all makes sense now!

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