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Appropriate technology can be helpful, though. My browser history gets erased when I close the window⊠Itâs called âPrivate Windowâ on Firefox, and âIncognito Windowâ on Chrome.
George Orwell got it wrong in one respect. (At the time, he couldnât possibly have had the imagination to have gotten it right.) Big Brother hasnât forced himself on us and terrified us into compliance, Big Brother has seduced us. His motives are much the same, however.
âEvery move you make, Every step you take, Zuck is watching youâŠâ
Iâm a writer, Iâm doomed. (yesterday I was searching for symptoms of arsenic poisoning and whether or not quicklime will actually dissolve a body. It wonât.)
Okay, hereâs the deal: Amazon has âinstitutedâ or âinsinuatedâ or done something that categorizes all my Kindle books into genres. Theyâve put a 1990s comic mystery by Jennifer Crusie in the âEroticaâ categoryâthe only one there. What will be the penalty for this mis-categorization? They all insist on âcountingâ how many books Iâve read in a week. . .geezus. . .l
New developments that are originally applied to one aspect of life, often find their way into other cracks and crevasses and sprout wholly unintended and unimagined consequences. Lots of those around.
I always seem to be in the wrong screen at work which has given rise to a theory. when i get to heaven they wonât let me in because iâll be in the wrong screen. when i do find the right screen, iâll be told âIâm sorry. Weâve updated our system.â
I guess that at least my recently deceased wife will get in, she âhatedâ computers so only searched recipes and cats (not together though) Unfortunately I probably will have an issue getting in if that is the âruleâ and will never be with her again and that in itself is already Hell.
Browser history can be deceiving. After 9/11 many of my writer friends were really worried about being tracked back from information on bombs, etc. One of my writer organizationsâ newsletters actually did interviews with the FBI and a few other agencies and asked some questions about the subject. The consensus was that the agency would do a quick look at the person, say âoh, itâs one of those writers doing research,â and leave that person alone.
EasternWoods almost 4 years ago
All heâll find is my Non Sequitur searches
[Unnamed Reader - c91c61] almost 4 years ago
Just check the comments section on Fox News
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
Appropriate technology can be helpful, though. My browser history gets erased when I close the window⊠Itâs called âPrivate Windowâ on Firefox, and âIncognito Windowâ on Chrome.
sirbadger almost 4 years ago
If you research police killings, does that mean that you are a police killer? Why are people so paranoid about their browser histories?
Wilde Bill almost 4 years ago
âWow, Wilde Bill, you wasted a lot of time reading comic strips.â
STEPUP almost 4 years ago
Our social media history will some day be our downfall!!
GreasyOldTam almost 4 years ago
I clear mine every day, just in case.
Not that I ever go anyplace interesting. I just do it so nobody finds out how boring I am.
Enter.Name.Here almost 4 years ago
Your browser knows more about you than your own husband or wife.
Bilan almost 4 years ago
I wouldnât be surprised if our browser history is already going to the Feds due to the Patriot Act.
Alexander the Good Enough almost 4 years ago
George Orwell got it wrong in one respect. (At the time, he couldnât possibly have had the imagination to have gotten it right.) Big Brother hasnât forced himself on us and terrified us into compliance, Big Brother has seduced us. His motives are much the same, however.
âEvery move you make, Every step you take, Zuck is watching youâŠâ
mischugenah almost 4 years ago
Iâm a writer, Iâm doomed. (yesterday I was searching for symptoms of arsenic poisoning and whether or not quicklime will actually dissolve a body. It wonât.)
DamnHappyChappy almost 4 years ago
I might as well join the other queue and save myself some time.
AnotherFineMess almost 4 years ago
That last guyâs thinking âThank God I still use my Commodore 64.â
Baarorso almost 4 years ago
The Almighty must have had the first computer. How else could He know everyoneâs history and bad and good deeds? ;D
keenanthelibrarian almost 4 years ago
He might find something to entertain him, looking at mine.
Masterskrain almost 4 years ago
Kinda reminds me of the running gag with Peter Capaldiâs 12th. Doctor on âDoctor Whoâ: âDonât look at my browser historyâŠâ
Lawrence.S almost 4 years ago
Iâm getting a top quality VPN provider today!
Doug K almost 4 years ago
If they were in the real âGood Placeâ,
all that would be âerasedâ (= forgiven).1953Baby almost 4 years ago
Okay, hereâs the deal: Amazon has âinstitutedâ or âinsinuatedâ or done something that categorizes all my Kindle books into genres. Theyâve put a 1990s comic mystery by Jennifer Crusie in the âEroticaâ categoryâthe only one there. What will be the penalty for this mis-categorization? They all insist on âcountingâ how many books Iâve read in a week. . .geezus. . .l
sandpiper almost 4 years ago
New developments that are originally applied to one aspect of life, often find their way into other cracks and crevasses and sprout wholly unintended and unimagined consequences. Lots of those around.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I always thought the big âbook at the gateâ pretty much was my browser history.
theincrediblebulk almost 4 years ago
I was doomed long before browser history became an issue. Some of us were born to be damned.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Weâre gonna need a bigger hand basket.
sweetaddietude almost 4 years ago
I always seem to be in the wrong screen at work which has given rise to a theory. when i get to heaven they wonât let me in because iâll be in the wrong screen. when i do find the right screen, iâll be told âIâm sorry. Weâve updated our system.â
Jason Allen almost 4 years ago
Meh. Thatâs what the âprivate browsingâ feature is for.
mourdac Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Itâs Heaven, social media is banned.
Geophyzz almost 4 years ago
âWashed in the bloodâ also wipes away our browser history.
John9 almost 4 years ago
I guess that at least my recently deceased wife will get in, she âhatedâ computers so only searched recipes and cats (not together though) Unfortunately I probably will have an issue getting in if that is the âruleâ and will never be with her again and that in itself is already Hell.
fredroc42 almost 4 years ago
A clean browsing history is dirty browsing history.
Radish... almost 4 years ago
Moral: Clean your browser before you die.
WGillete almost 4 years ago
God already knows Iâm dull.
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
Alexa, delete my browser history.
b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f almost 4 years ago
How can going to heaven be a bad day?
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago
iâve searched for a lot of religious info. Unfortunately, what Iâve found wonât get me into heaven.
Ermine Notyours almost 4 years ago
Ironically, while reading the comments, the song âHeavenâ by The Psychedelic Furs came on.
Vangoghdog01 almost 4 years ago
I only used Gustave Courbetâs âOrigin of the Worldâ for wallpaper because it is âFine Art.â
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
People are now worried less about whether than can take their money to the afterlife. The new concern: will my contact list be available in Heaven?
Redd Panda almost 4 years ago
If the boss is fond of old motorcycles, Iâm in.
marilynnbyerly almost 4 years ago
Browser history can be deceiving. After 9/11 many of my writer friends were really worried about being tracked back from information on bombs, etc. One of my writer organizationsâ newsletters actually did interviews with the FBI and a few other agencies and asked some questions about the subject. The consensus was that the agency would do a quick look at the person, say âoh, itâs one of those writers doing research,â and leave that person alone.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
First line of my will, âDelete my browser history. NOW!â
AlienHillbilly almost 4 years ago
âŠ. now googling âgoing to hell in a handbasketâ ,,,,,
oldlady07 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I am lucky that I am so old that no one is able to check on my browser history or social media posts from high school (or college)
Ka`ĆnĆhi`ula`okahĆkĆ«miomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Whatâs posted on the Internet stays on the Internet.
GiantShetlandPony almost 4 years ago
Itâs not what you search that will necessarily get you in trouble, but what you post, share and especially like.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
The Bible still says âBook of Lifeâ. If you arenât in it the âLake of Fireâ is waiting for you to take a dip in your new body.
bakana almost 4 years ago
This was especially bothersome for those politicians from Red States who had always been Virulently Anti-Gay while consuming tons of Gay Pron.
locake almost 4 years ago
Iâll be okay. I never look at porn or how to hide a body.
c141starlifter almost 4 years ago
So, âThe Man (or Woman)â doesnât delegate the See All Know All thing to the second in command?
Victor the Crab almost 4 years ago
I always make sure to clean my browser history regularly. So nyah-nyah, St Pete!
cwg almost 4 years ago
This is why you need a REALLY good friend.
christianeblevins over 3 years ago
you might think that