That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 13, 2021

Liz realized too late that shoes should be the first things she should take off when playing strip poker.

When shopping for clothes start from the bottom up.

X-rated version of the Wizard of Oz auditions…if the ruby slipper fits, then show your…wait, never mind…

Cinderella, making damn sure that Prince Charming would pick her

Mary Ann, preparing for her soft shoe competition.

The emperor’s new clothes, worn by the emperor’s new concubine.

Dorothy got a big reaction in Kansas when she clicked these heels together!

I wonder if this might hearten the Tin Man!

Liz didn’t get the part because she didn’t understand that Dorothy was a 1900’s Kansas girl.

But she did get several more casting calls.

Dorothy wanted to go back to Kansas, but Glinda told her that she should travel only with the necessary.

And when Nordstrom’s gave her the axe/ she trotted right over to Saks/ where a woman who’s rich / need not wear a stitch/ for the rules are somewhat more lax.

((“I’ll just ignore him and get dressed.”))

shoe shopping au naturel is so much fun…

“Yes, Ma’am! I’ll just go see if we have those. Size 6 in purple with sequins.”

~Al Bundy

Liz was getting ready for her date. but she truly had nothing to wear.

“I love those red shoes, but they look hideous with this purple dress.”

“I suggest then, madam, you try them without the purple dress”

{…ooh la la, I was thinking she’d return in a different dress, but this works too…}

Wait, this is Tuesday not casual Friday!

“You put your right foot in…You do the Hokey Pokey”

From The Far Side: pants before shoes

Definitely would not ask her to leave.

Thom McAn: if the shoe fits, wear it.

Bill Paxton did this?

Old Mother Hubbard wasn’t kidding.

Gina, feeling a little chilly, slips on her warm, red shoes.

What red shoes!? There were red shoes?

Karen really believed her agent when he told her this was the best way to audition for the remake of ‘The Red Shoes’.

Let’s hear it for American ingenuity for given us twice the nudity with a single model! PIP PIP PORNOOOO!

It was opportunities like this that made the KEEP ALL ROYAL ACTIVITIES SECRET ON PENALTY OF DEATH oath the Queen’s staff had to sign worth the effort. At least it was for a few years…

Fellow members of the Nudist Camp thought Harry odd for opening a shoe store within its borders. Somehow they had forgotten that prior to the store’s opening, Harry’s bylaw amendment that would’ve required all women to wear high heels while in the Camp, had failed.

Harry was into women’s shoes…so to speak.

♫ ♪♪ Nothing could be clearer than a highly polished mirror cleaned by Mr Win-dexxxxx ♫ ♪♪

Mr. Windex is the Dressing Room Manager at Pay More Department Store. His least popular directive was a toss-up between the removal of all stalls and his insistence that he must always be present to prevent shoplifting.

Liza finally came up with a solution to deal with her hatred of doing laundry.

Security camera in the fitting rooms.

You Can Leave Your Shoes On – Joe Cocker reprise…

“The Red Shoes” as staged in the Red Light Theatre.

She’s showing her booty.

She couldn’t understand why the shoe salesman insisted on she taking her clothes off for the fitting, but, then, she figured he was the expert.

Taking them off or putting them on?…..

I just love shopping for shoes / And I can never choose / But the thing that’s not clear / Is how I look in the mirror / And the clothes I always lose.

“Put ’em on.” – “No, take ’em off.” – “I think you should put ’em back on.” – “Wait, take ’em off!”…

“Dammit!” thinks Judy, “If this artist doesn’t make his mind soon, I’m gonna get dressed and go get a drink!”

If the shoe fits….

While most of her friends were aghast

Mary Jane found strip poker a blast

though some thought it crude

she enjoyed being nude

and so left her shoes to go last

The Red Mules: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:William_McGregor_Paxton_-_The_Red_Mules.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

 

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/paxton_william_mcgregor.html 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/1010 

https://collections.mfa.org/objects/31974 

https://www.askart.com/artist/William_McGregor_Paxton/23608/William_McGregor_Paxton.aspx 

http://thebostonschoolofpainting.blogspot.com/2011/06/william-mcgregor-paxton.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 4 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2021/01/25?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included the same artist info URLs).

 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2684 (April 12, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Nadia was starting to feel pretty fed up with her husband’s shoe fetish.

She was only being paid to model shoes. If they wanted for her to model more, they would have to pay her for that, too.

I don’t like to think about how long that poor girl had to hold that pose.

They did wait until she’d bought the shoes before asking her to leave.

When dressing for work is your goal/ Choose modest heels with a comfortable sole./ Pick the proper costume/ that will transfix the room/ when dressing to dance on the pole.

makes me think of steve martin’s “cruel shoes”.

Whoever asked her to leave should have been fired.

Claudette and her sister did everything together, even same red shoes

Ooooo!!! I like!!!

:-)

Ms. Godiva? Um … those aren’t really riding boots.

Oh. I guess I won’t be needing them then.

Why did she have to take off all of her clothes to try a pair of shoes on?