Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 03, 2021

……sigh……

Yep, just like Russian Collusion.

^^ Re: Russian collusion…

https://news.yahoo.com/intel-links-manafort-russian-spy-173849481.html

Doesn’t look like Arizona

Easier to find than an honest politician.

Lets see, UFO’s are real, so is Big Foot, jury is out on the LochNess Monster, Unicorns are real (look at Wall Street), flying dragon is true (China)…. the signs are encouraging. Keep going lads, and eventually Mr. Darwin will sort it out for us.

They will just make it up when they don’t find it.

In Search of the Grail of Democrat Vote Fraud … not quite as catchy a title as the Monty Python movie, but a LOT less likely to actually come up with proof.

But I believe in Nessie.

I think they mean widespread voter fraud. We’ve found evidence of individuals committing voter fraud on a small scale that wasn’t nearly enough to change the course of an election in any way. Almost all of them were people voting Republican. Funny how that works.

Of course you’re crooked. You’re Democrats. The party of Jim Crow and the KKK.

Uh, guys? Turn left when you get to Elvis….

That must be the fantasy world the “Big Lie” believers all live in.

Love the Jackalope

The Republicans got one miracle when they got Trump elected. Now they’re hoping for a second miracle.

How’s it hanging, Chad?

“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people, all of the time.” Unless you’re a Trumpkinhead.

Search for poll worker votes multiple times. Us Today and Cincinnati Enquirerer. During Obama era.

Even after it was shown that Trickle down doesn’t work, Republicans continue to hold on to that fantasy. It seems that Republican delusions have expanded to Democrat voter fraud. Even as the very, very few provable cases of voter fraud to a vast extent involve Republican voters.

One of the “unbiased” Arizona ballot checkers was a 1/6 insurrectionist! Can’t be anything wrong there?

The only thing missing is the crocoduck.

Hey, a guy in Pennsylvania named Bruce Bartman was found guilty of voter fraud just a few days ago.

He registered his dead mother and voted for Trump. He admitted it. Says it was caused by him listening to too much propaganda.

Two other people in Pennsylvania have criminal cases pending. Ralph Thurman and Richard Lynn. They’re accused of casting illegal votes for Trump.

It’s always projection with these people.

…and to think 70% of trumpsters sheep, STILL believe the election was “stolen” ! Can’t fix stupid!

If the MSM and the DC Establishment say there was no voter fraud, that’s all one needs to know.

rather look for the fraud inflicted upon the voter, i.e., Donald Trump and associates.

But it is !

Just another Mythtake from the sadly Mythinformed trumpbots who still somehow believe that Mythter Twitler will somehow be re-instated as President.

Republican Math is like Nazi Science

How much is 2 + 2

Accountant: 4

Engineer: 3.9999 – oh heck, let’s just call it 4.

Lawyer: How much do you want it to be?

GOP: The brainwashed scientists of the fake-news, radical left claim that it is 4, but we’re still recounting.

Is that Elvis in that flying saucer?

But I saw that Jackalope in line at the polls! Twice!

Remember when Wiley was funny and not political? It has been a long time…

If you can’t find fraud, you’re not lying hard enough or with the right people. …see what I did there?

Could be Phoebe’s unicorn there (crossover from another comic)

They will not find what they don’t want to find.

They will not see what they don’t want to see.

They will not report anything that doesn’t match their narrative or foregone conclusions.

Most possible voter fraud was not really investigated to any significant degree. Claims of “no evidence of voter fraud” are baseless. Actually, some of the evidence is so obvious and overwhelming, that it is hard to believe.

When the Feds searched for and seized electronic devises from Rudy Giuliani recently, they refused to take hard drives from Hunter Biden.

Is there a Basselope in there?

Wait till the van runs out of gas and Wiley blames big corporations for the $5 per gallon gasoline prices. The circle of hate continues. : (

I wish they would go back to looking for sasquatch and UFOs. That was relatively harmless.

Now, if they were looking for voter indifference that would have found it last November.

https://www.heritage.org/voterfraud

Of course there was fraud. There are many documented cases. Enough to have swayed the election? Only God knows. Now, the media won’t report on those cases because it isn’t in their best interest.

Instead of mocking the Republicans, maybe you’d like to draw something that the Democrats have done so far, like screwing up the border. The closest to the border Kamala gets is Taco Bell.

How about some facts. #1 BIDEN WON. #2 trump LOST. #3 The Federal Election Commission called the 2020 Presidential Election the most secure election yet.

What else do you need?

Looks like Rick Desantis finally got the Florida Governor’s Limousine he’s always wanted.

What a joke.

Who ya gonna call? MYTH TRUSTERS!!!!!

Right wing fantasy land.

Obviously a democrat.

Aw, you’ve gone and hurt someone’s fee-fees.

I have offered $25,000 bets to Kris Kobach, Dan Patrick and several others, saying if they could find any 2018, 2020, 2022 federal election where voter fraud changed the outcome they’d get my money, but they’d pay me $25,000 if they couldn’t. Not one of the cowards would take the bet.

So you’re saying voter fraud is out there everywhere, the powers that be are just not seeing it.

So Wiley, you obviously did not get the memo on the current status of UFO’S.

After passing all the restrictive bills, what will be the ’publicans excuse for losing then???

The search continues for ways the democrats can buy votes with entitlements.

The thing is, those who keep harping the most about voter fraud in the last election know very well there wasn’t any. Instead, they also know their continued dialogue on the subject has allowed new laws where state officials will invalidate elections from the actual winners in favor of the party already in control.

The media told them it doesn’t exist.

read that one of the guys who stormed the Capitol on Jan 6th is one of the people who is involved in the recount in Arizona…..if it tilts in Trump’s favor, i want a recount of the recount without him involved. this can only happen in America!

Stop the Lie!

163 million registered voters, 158 million presidential votes …. nothing to see here

Probably with the Russian interference of 2016.

The un-Truth is out there.

How would you know, if you don’t check.

The only ones who can find any voter fraud are the investigators that Trump sent to Hawaii to look for President Obama’s birth certificate.

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Wiley, you struck it rich today!

Some vote fraud can be found in most elections, but there was nowhere near enough fraud to change the outcome of the 2020 election.

Wiley Miller needs to pay attention to what’s going on in AZ. His views might change.

Bo Dul, state elections director, ticked off a series of issues with the documents that were released under court order, noting they seemed haphazard, lacked specifics and left much room for interpretation — something that’s never allowed in ballot counts.

“They kind of confirmed what we assumed all along, is that there aren’t established and adequate policies and procedures in place to really do this in any way that can yield reliable results,” Dul said Friday.

She noted that the training materials for vote counters was a simple PowerPoint presentation dated the day after the recount started. The guidelines for the digital examination of voting machines appeared to be a document copied and pasted from a 2020 federal document with nothing specific about the state Senate audit.

Dul also said there were no policies for determining voter intent on a ballot where it wasn’t clear, something that is critical in a hand count.

Florida-based Cyber Ninjas did not initially allow journalists into Veterans Memorial Coliseum, the site of the recount where the ballots were laid out on tables. After several days, the media was allowed in but only in limited numbers under a pooling deal worked out by media attorneys.

The reporters mainly reported mundane counting procedures until Friday, when a pool reporter spotted a Republican counting ballots who lost his November re-election bid and who was at the U.S. Capitol during the insurrection in January.

Former Rep. Anthony Kern has been outspoken in his belief that Trump’s victory was stolen. He has denied entering the Capitol while participating in the rally headlined by Trump.

The Arizona Republic pool reporter who spotted Kern and tweeted his picture was later ejected for doing so.

(To be concluded)

(Conclusion)

Meanwhile, former Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett, who is acting as the Senate’s liaison to the recount, watched as nine machines used to count early ballots were loaded onto trucks to be sent back to Maricopa County offices. Also returned were computer servers that tell the machines how to operate and compile the vote counts, said Megan Gilbertson, spokeswoman for the county Elections Department. Still in the Senate’s hands are 385 smaller machines used at Election Day polling places to count ballots.

The county does not know what Cyber Ninjas or the companies it has hired did to the machines, which were supposed to be subject to a forensic computer examination. The county leased the equipment from Dominion Voting Systems for three years at $6.1 million.

https://thebrunswicknews.com/ap/national/arizona-elections-chief-criticizes-policies-used-in-recount/article_d1f50b51-7839-51e6-85b5-f261a801b821.html

Keep looking, you’ll find it…

Real Ninjas are tired of all those Fakes giving them a Bad Name.

Brilliant. Keep on poking the morons, Wiley.

Wiley, you’re a dolt. I actually pity you.

Well, the Diplodocus isn’t exactly a myth … anyway, take a look outside, for evidence of alternate facts.

So it’s all around them, but they can’t see it….

Voter fraud has been going on since the beginning of voting. The only difference is in how it’s done.