Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 25, 2021

The Democrats also conspired to make it rain and have the roof leak where the crack Cyber Ninja team is storing the ballots.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BGrueskin/status/1418748446106923009

Machiavelli 2020.

Perhaps, or, perhaps the Republican officials upped the various returns by 5-10% for Republican votes. This would explain why the election officials have opposed audits across the board, why Republicans did better than polling suggested, and why Trump got more votes in 2020 than he did in 2016. Fair and honest audits would reveal how bankrupt the Republican party actually is. (This is not what I truly believe but fits the results better than the GOP conspiracy theories)

The GQP – You CAN’T fix STOOOPID!!!

/SHEESH/

The Republican Party Of Trump actually believes that is exactly what happened.

Trump Disciple analysis skills.

And the top part is where the bamboo fibers are!

(That allegation has never failed to make me have pains in the spleen.)

Is that Ms. Jackson-Lee behind Melissa? I thought for a minute it was Alma Adams, but she’s got no hat.

There is unequivocal proof! The bamboo shards can be found only in the top part of the ballot.

Are we supposed to recognize the man in Panel 4 and/or the woman in Panel 7?

Trouble ahead and the poor “Republicans” don’t see it coming.

https://www.pewforum.org/religious-landscape-study/compare/party-affiliation/by/age-distribution/among/state/arizona/

https://www.statista.com/statistics/785618/educational-attainment-by-age-group-us/

I seem to remember Republicans going ballistic in November that it took more that 16 nanoseconds to determine who won the election. Cyber Ninjas taking months to find nothing? Destroying voting machines and mangling ballots? They’re fine with that.

The QOP is as bright as a black hole and twice as dense.

Here’s how it was really done:

https://youtu.be/gCbAKuO0_0k?t=3847

Let the witch hunt begin!

The very second the “dumplicans” started whining about the ballots being “fake”, I pointed out to my friends and the non-dumplicans in my family that since those dumplicans who got elected on those very same ballots were whining about them being fake, the 2020 election was obviously Schrödinger’s election!

And lost them control of the Senate

I love her sense of humour.

Sadly enough, a LOT of the Qpublicans believe EXACTLY THAT!!!

Sheesh…

I see tRump is cheering people at his ‘Arizona rally’ for booing the American Woman’s Soccer Team. Such a little ‘man’.

Republicans are lying scoundrels.

Dems can manipulate the vote to get rid of tRump, but McConnell is still in office???

So the bottom of the ballot is Republican’s?

Occam’s Razor: Occam’s razor is often stated as an injunction not to make more assumptions than you absolutely need, or in layman’s terms, the simplest answer to a problem is the correct one. I.e., Maga Republicans are idiots.

To add on to this: if Democrats really did fix the election, why did we set it up so the only reason we got control of the Senate was getting lucky in a runoff vote, and we still have such a narrow margin in the Senate that it’s nearly impossible to get anything through?

Well, yes actually, that IS what happened. The ballots in select counties (e.g. Fulton county GA) were selectively produced and often counted twice. The fraud was focused in tactical ways as part of a larger strategy to steal the election. Happened in Wi, MI, PN and AZ.

Unless you think that Biden got millions of MORE votes that Obama and the Dems STILL lost huge margins in the House! IT that is your magical thinking, go for it. But the fraud is obvious,

the Republicans too don’t understand that the strict voting legislation they are passing in numerous states hurts them as well. the people that voted them into office are also affected and may not be able to get to vote when they are up for re-election….they can blame TRUMP and his LIES for their loyalty to him and not their constituents.

Democrats’ Achilles heel is they think logic and policy matter. Whatever the red team says is fine, doesn’t matter to their voters if they’re voting against their own interests.

Dang, the Qs are onto the secret poll workers training we received … /s

It wasn’t that the Dems got enough of a turn out to defeat our Commander in Sleaze. It was the true Independent voters like me that were so disgusted at Trumps blatant trampling of the Constitution in so many ways that turned the tide against him.

By continuing to play to the Base of Trumps misguided supporters, the Republicans are risking losing our support forever. They’ve already done that with me.

Why should I care?

I’m sure Matt’s pictures are good but I’ll bet Hunter’s pictures are much, much better. Don’t pass those up Melissa.

Give the Democrats a break. As John Cleese would say, “Blimey! Stealing elections is trickier than it looks.”

The argument in Panel 5 is a waste of breath.

They want Biden’s victory invalidated.

They want their own validated.

That’s the way it is, and you can’t convince them any different. They’ll just talk over you, at cross purposes.

That’s strength of character. They have the courage of their convictions — and those convictions can’t come soon enough.

Those Democrats are amazing!

“Cyber Ninjas”

Seek and ye will find. ;-)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095643/externalreviews?ref_=ttpl_ql_op_5

As a variation, “Bionic Ninja”:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0164410/externalreviews?ref_=ttpl_ql_op_5

Godfrey Ho: The Man, The Myth, The Master of Splice. :-)

As a matter of objective reality, the 2020 election was free, fair, honest, and legitimate. The ONLY people who don’t know this are imbeciles and lunatics. (Some people say it was “stolen” without actually believing it, because they are lying to advance their agenda. Or, in Traitor Trump’s case, lying because he is a pathological, congenital, and compulsive liar.) Why did one Republican secretary of state after another, and one Republican state legislature after another, certify the results of the election? Because of that pesky objective reality thing.

By the way, a primary reason Trump lost the election (which his handlers knew ahead of time he would—thus arranging ahead of time the mob of traitors from the fascist groups they were in contact with for literally years) was his legendary botch of COVID.

Republican “logic”: “We’re the good guys; we were supposed to win!”

Many ballots were only filled out at the top leaving the down ballot races blank, especially the ones that were filled out in the parking lot behind the polling places.

Democrats also conspired to make republicans voters not get vaccinated in order to kill themselves off.

I’m sorry, the first two frames are funnier and more satiric than the rest.

There are other ways. Who knows how many ‘excess’ votes Joe Biden got in Aunt Maxine’s district and the squad’s districts.

Those same ballots limited gains in the House and cost seats in the Senate.

Strange world out there. Georgia distributed 1 million plus more ballots than registered voters. Maricopa County cannot produce chain of custody documentation for in excess of 300k ballots.

The left, liberals, Democrats are very fond of saying, “If you have nothing to hide why are you hiding?” “If you committed no crimes show us the (insert here) an prove it.”

Time to walk the walk and stop fighting the audits. Time to welcome a deep dive into the ballots because you want to prove there is no crime. Time to cease efforts to destroy ballots, wipe hard drives and reprogram voting machines.

Stop hiding.

So far all they’ve found is 130+ more votes for Biden.

It looks like it’s not just an idiot politician that I want to leave my home state. A troll was in my hometown. Grr.

A while ago I mentioned the sexual assault charges against Trump, charges that long preceded his time in office. Any case anyone’s interested in further reminding, there’s this. :-|

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2020/03/29?fbclid=IwAR2thNEBHPtD3sBbegl8jkCVYhhuHKxPJvR4oOAJv4BVmN4GGM66C4NRyfQ

Trudeau seems unaware that many (many) ballots were submitted with votes only for Biden, but nothing for the other Democrats down-ballot. That’s a lot harder to explain without the F(raud) word.

I challenge all the lefty’s here to watch this video about January 6th. I doubt if any of you have the guts to watch it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VRkAzPqjSk