A man once fastened 33 weather balloons to a chaise longue. Taking along a 6-pack and a pellet gun, he figured to ascend 20 or 30 feet, cruise around the neighborhood and start shooting the balloons when he was ready to come down. He miscalculated: finally levelled off at 16,000 feet!
I think the solution to Maga has just been found. Give ’em a balloon ride that never, ever returns. Got to get a real big balloon with lots of hoist for Trump, though. Maybe the Brits would let us borrow the Donald in Diapers monstrosity. Let him get safely out of the U.S. of A then start up the BB guns.
Dang. I was hoping that guy was going to stick around. My friends and I wanted to meet back up at him because he’s tall and easy to see with that balloon.
Pre-Depression, a story swept through the country about a little girl who was lifted off the ground by a bunch of small balloons and drifted away. A local hunter saw her plight and began to slowly shoot the balloons until she landed in another man’s arms and was returned to her frantic mother. It took a surprisingly long time for people to realize this was impossible and a hoax.
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
Is it really that bad where Pig is?
BasilBruce almost 3 years ago
Reminds me of this cartoon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jksRQcI9NA
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And it’s free.
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
As long as they cannot tell you how they feel, you’re free to impute anything you want…
Meme Dee Dee (king of the comic reviewers) almost 3 years ago
We should give Trump one of these.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
Isn’t this a rerun?
Bilan almost 3 years ago
We need Neunundneunzig Luftballons
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
More likely the seller is satisfied once again.
sirbadger almost 3 years ago
There should be something like a trapeze swing at the bottom of the string so he can sit down. Without that, his hand will get tired.
rogthedodge1 almost 3 years ago
A man once fastened 33 weather balloons to a chaise longue. Taking along a 6-pack and a pellet gun, he figured to ascend 20 or 30 feet, cruise around the neighborhood and start shooting the balloons when he was ready to come down. He miscalculated: finally levelled off at 16,000 feet!
Robin Harwood almost 3 years ago
Why does he want hope? Can’t eat it. Can’t drink it. Can’t pay the bills with it. I’d rather have the things I hope for.
hariseldon59 almost 3 years ago
Somewhere over the rainbow..
hariseldon59 almost 3 years ago
Say hi to the scarecrow.
iggyman almost 3 years ago
He wanted hope, now he has “High Hopes”!
PaulAbbott2 almost 3 years ago
You’ll float. Down here we all float. And you’ll float too!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The only way is up.
Bilan almost 3 years ago
There is a money-back guarantee, but you have to return it first.
Sanspareil almost 3 years ago
They should aspire to Crosby also!
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
on his way to the fifth dimension…?
proclusstudent almost 3 years ago
Hope was the last and cruelest thing out of Pandora’s box.
monya_43 almost 3 years ago
Pig must think that hope is somewhere else other than where he is.
JB10000Lakes almost 3 years ago
And down a nearby sewer grate….
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
There he goes. Off to find happiness because of that one balloon.
jessie d. almost 3 years ago
I think the solution to Maga has just been found. Give ’em a balloon ride that never, ever returns. Got to get a real big balloon with lots of hoist for Trump, though. Maybe the Brits would let us borrow the Donald in Diapers monstrosity. Let him get safely out of the U.S. of A then start up the BB guns.
Ignatz Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Me: "Come on, Stephan! Helium balloons don’t actually lift you off the ground! That only happens in the cartoons!
Oh. Right."
flower among weeds almost 3 years ago
One can only hope.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Excellent solution
Dom999 almost 3 years ago
Dang. I was hoping that guy was going to stick around. My friends and I wanted to meet back up at him because he’s tall and easy to see with that balloon.
Geophyzz almost 3 years ago
“So these three things continue forever: faith, hope, and love. And the greatest of these is love.” 1st Corinthians 13:13
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
All you need is a pin to prick the prick …then see him fly erratically in the air….ffffffffttttthhhhh
pheets almost 3 years ago
Perhaps the lesson here today is to be careful what you wish for, be more aware of why you are wishing.
kartis almost 3 years ago
I would like one please.
Reader almost 3 years ago
So, he lands in Ethiopia, Afghanistan, Myanmar,….where hope is a necessity.
Aaronious almost 3 years ago
Happy anniversary “Ink Pen!” Going strong since 2005.
BilboDaddy almost 3 years ago
The balloon should be filled with sulfur gas which will take him to H… Where he belongs.
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
As much as I want to go to a new world, I somewhat like oxygen.
cosman almost 3 years ago
..Way up in the air, with his hopium-filled balloon..
Kilrwat Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 3 years ago
This needed to be thought out better.
Cheapskate0 almost 3 years ago
Even better. The balloons Non Sequitur!
Oldbutnotstupid almost 3 years ago
When you liberals get what you really deserve, then you are going to live in a world that will be ****** ** as you deserve LET’S GO BRANDON !!!!!
amaneaux almost 3 years ago
And a new isekai adventure begins.
Buckles almost 3 years ago
How come pig didn’t float?
JohnTheFoole almost 3 years ago
Wait here, I’ll be right back….
tripwire45 almost 3 years ago
Somewhere over the rainbow…
marilynnbyerly almost 3 years ago
Pre-Depression, a story swept through the country about a little girl who was lifted off the ground by a bunch of small balloons and drifted away. A local hunter saw her plight and began to slowly shoot the balloons until she landed in another man’s arms and was returned to her frantic mother. It took a surprisingly long time for people to realize this was impossible and a hoax.
VickiP123 almost 3 years ago
Manchin, Moscow Mitch, Simena, DeSantis & Abbott need balloons too
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
Sounds like a dumb ass republican Trump supporter.
willie_mctell almost 3 years ago
Interdimensional transportation. Random is the cheapest.
old_geek almost 3 years ago
Call the balloon Calgon?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Where were they going, without ever knowing the way?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBFrSi5moK4
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
Another non non-reader of the fine print … e.g., Amazon gave up showing complete product details long ago.
JustMe almost 3 years ago
I’ll take one of those please
Comicfan (I can't think of a better name) almost 3 years ago
Avoid birds don’t let the balloon pop
Cubic3D almost 3 years ago
Now we know that pig’s obesity makes him heavier than that of an already quite overweight grown man.
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
It’s a fabled Red Balloon! Don’tcha get that, Satisfied Customer? I’d hope so….
dpflyer1 almost 3 years ago
Liberalism/leftism/communism is a mental disorder.
jbruins84341 almost 3 years ago
Um, isn’t this a recent repeat? If not, one just like it.
eudeswal almost 3 years ago
Not Trump but …sleeepingggg Joe…get real man !!