Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 07, 2021

Is it really that bad where Pig is?

Reminds me of this cartoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jksRQcI9NA

And it’s free.

As long as they cannot tell you how they feel, you’re free to impute anything you want…

We should give Trump one of these.

Isn’t this a rerun?

We need Neunundneunzig Luftballons

More likely the seller is satisfied once again.

There should be something like a trapeze swing at the bottom of the string so he can sit down. Without that, his hand will get tired.

A man once fastened 33 weather balloons to a chaise longue. Taking along a 6-pack and a pellet gun, he figured to ascend 20 or 30 feet, cruise around the neighborhood and start shooting the balloons when he was ready to come down. He miscalculated: finally levelled off at 16,000 feet!

Why does he want hope? Can’t eat it. Can’t drink it. Can’t pay the bills with it. I’d rather have the things I hope for.

Somewhere over the rainbow..

Say hi to the scarecrow.

He wanted hope, now he has “High Hopes”!

You’ll float. Down here we all float. And you’ll float too!

The only way is up.

There is a money-back guarantee, but you have to return it first.

They should aspire to Crosby also!

on his way to the fifth dimension…?

Hope was the last and cruelest thing out of Pandora’s box.

Pig must think that hope is somewhere else other than where he is.

And down a nearby sewer grate….

There he goes. Off to find happiness because of that one balloon.

I think the solution to Maga has just been found. Give ’em a balloon ride that never, ever returns. Got to get a real big balloon with lots of hoist for Trump, though. Maybe the Brits would let us borrow the Donald in Diapers monstrosity. Let him get safely out of the U.S. of A then start up the BB guns.

Me: "Come on, Stephan! Helium balloons don’t actually lift you off the ground! That only happens in the cartoons!

Oh. Right."

One can only hope.

Excellent solution

Dang. I was hoping that guy was going to stick around. My friends and I wanted to meet back up at him because he’s tall and easy to see with that balloon.

“So these three things continue forever: faith, hope, and love. And the greatest of these is love.” 1st Corinthians 13:13

All you need is a pin to prick the prick …then see him fly erratically in the air….ffffffffttttthhhhh

Perhaps the lesson here today is to be careful what you wish for, be more aware of why you are wishing.

I would like one please.

So, he lands in Ethiopia, Afghanistan, Myanmar,….where hope is a necessity.

Happy anniversary “Ink Pen!” Going strong since 2005.

The balloon should be filled with sulfur gas which will take him to H… Where he belongs.

As much as I want to go to a new world, I somewhat like oxygen.

..Way up in the air, with his hopium-filled balloon..

It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.

This needed to be thought out better.

Even better. The balloons Non Sequitur!

When you liberals get what you really deserve, then you are going to live in a world that will be ****** ** as you deserve LET’S GO BRANDON !!!!!

And a new isekai adventure begins.

How come pig didn’t float?

Wait here, I’ll be right back….

Somewhere over the rainbow…

Pre-Depression, a story swept through the country about a little girl who was lifted off the ground by a bunch of small balloons and drifted away. A local hunter saw her plight and began to slowly shoot the balloons until she landed in another man’s arms and was returned to her frantic mother. It took a surprisingly long time for people to realize this was impossible and a hoax.

Manchin, Moscow Mitch, Simena, DeSantis & Abbott need balloons too

Sounds like a dumb ass republican Trump supporter.

Interdimensional transportation. Random is the cheapest.

Call the balloon Calgon?

“Where were they going, without ever knowing the way?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBFrSi5moK4

Another non non-reader of the fine print … e.g., Amazon gave up showing complete product details long ago.

I’ll take one of those please

Avoid birds don’t let the balloon pop

Now we know that pig’s obesity makes him heavier than that of an already quite overweight grown man.

It’s a fabled Red Balloon! Don’tcha get that, Satisfied Customer? I’d hope so….

Liberalism/leftism/communism is a mental disorder.

Um, isn’t this a recent repeat? If not, one just like it.

Not Trump but …sleeepingggg Joe…get real man !!