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Living in Sri Lanka, ordering a delivery from the local Pizza Hut, I once asked yet again whether I was fine with pineapple on my order for Hawaiian. I in return asked why they kept asking (it was a standard script) and I was told that some people donât like pineapple. I asked do they sell ham pizzas and they said no. I had to say then that a hawaiian pizza has 2 basic toppings, pineapple and ham, if someone is ordering a Hawaiian then they obviously want the pineapple, and if you donât sell ham pizzas then why are you asking at all?
Once, to save the irritation of having to deal with their telephone operators, I tried ordering onlineâŠ.didnât work, they rang me up after 20 minutes to ask whether I was fine with pineapple!
I asked when I was getting my pizza as they had a âdelivery in 30 minutes or itâs freeâ, but was told the clock on that apparently didnât start until I confirmed the pineapple status!!!!
They were BS crazy.
I gave up at that point and ordered Dominoâs insteadâŠ.
I think the problem some have with pineapple is that it does not seem to be a good fit for marinara sauce. I would love to try pineapple/bell pepper/ham or sausage with a teriyaki type sauce.
Back in the Middle Ages, all food was served on a thin disc or square of baked dough called a âtrencher.â So pizza is just one more example of the food-on-bread thing. That said, pineapple on a pizza is just wrong, wrong, wrong in so many ways. Please donât try to tell me otherwise. Iâm not listening. LALALALALALA. . . .
Well you know, with so many news services, so called scientist, social media expertâs and whatever, and whoever that are just making stuff up and calling it fact. We really need to redefine the words âdisinformationâ and âmisinformationâ.
Thatâs what I like about Pizza Ranch. Itâs pizza buffet, with choices for every taste. And if you donât like pizza, they have chicken. They also have pizza with chicken.
We ordered a pizza with olives, mushrooms, jalapenos and maybe pineapple, donât remember â definitely all non-animal based. The child took our order and paused. âExcuse me for asking. I donât mean to offend, but are you vegetarians?â
âNo. We just feel like having those toppings.â She walked away looking mystified.
FreihEitner Premium Member over 3 years ago
I am 100% in Dr. Melâs camp here.
bob_shaffer over 3 years ago
What insanity? Iâm sure I ate a ham/pineapple pizza at a Shakeyâs in Sioux City growing up in the 70âsâŠ
GreasyOldTam over 3 years ago
Pineapple on pizza!! Yumm!! My favorite.
Big D over 3 years ago
My wife and I had pepperoni/Italian sausage/pineapple pizza for supper.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
I like it as a vegetarian option.
Zykoic over 3 years ago
Shrimp, just shrimp with chili sauce. Thatâs a pizzaâŠâŠ
The Sicilian part of the family=> no sauce, thick crust, olive oil, garlic, onions, anchovies and ricotta. I never question itâŠâŠâŠ
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
I love pineapple on pizza as does my wife, I loathe anchovies on pizza!!
When we get a pizza, we always add extra pineapple on it!!
Bilan over 3 years ago
Dr Mel is SOOO wrong. Anything that youâd eat off of a pizza is good on a pizza!
alexjolie Premium Member over 3 years ago
Pineapple on pizza â fine. Salt in caramel or chocolate â abominations to gastronomy
Doug K over 3 years ago
Pizza itself is overrated.
chuckcork1 over 3 years ago
Living in Sri Lanka, ordering a delivery from the local Pizza Hut, I once asked yet again whether I was fine with pineapple on my order for Hawaiian. I in return asked why they kept asking (it was a standard script) and I was told that some people donât like pineapple. I asked do they sell ham pizzas and they said no. I had to say then that a hawaiian pizza has 2 basic toppings, pineapple and ham, if someone is ordering a Hawaiian then they obviously want the pineapple, and if you donât sell ham pizzas then why are you asking at all?
Once, to save the irritation of having to deal with their telephone operators, I tried ordering onlineâŠ.didnât work, they rang me up after 20 minutes to ask whether I was fine with pineapple!
I asked when I was getting my pizza as they had a âdelivery in 30 minutes or itâs freeâ, but was told the clock on that apparently didnât start until I confirmed the pineapple status!!!!
They were BS crazy.
I gave up at that point and ordered Dominoâs insteadâŠ.
pcolli over 3 years ago
I sometimes add baked beans to a pizza.
Jeff0811 over 3 years ago
I think the problem some have with pineapple is that it does not seem to be a good fit for marinara sauce. I would love to try pineapple/bell pepper/ham or sausage with a teriyaki type sauce.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
Anythingâs a pizza topping if youâre brave enough.
bartwell7 over 3 years ago
Tim Must watch the âhistory Guyâ he just had an episode about this subject.
Darwinskeeper over 3 years ago
Hawiian pizza is one of my favorites.
YippiKiAyMofo over 3 years ago
Anythingâs a topping once you put it on a pizza.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 3 years ago
Here we go again. Haters gonna hateâŠ
james martin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Someone needs to send this to Zeducation on YouTube.
Zoomer&Yeti over 3 years ago
Paging Susan Powter!
Letâs see who gets that reference. :-)
kantuck-nadie over 3 years ago
Oh no! WE canât have that! No, no!
(orders her veggie pizza and adds pineapple to it.)
phboles over 3 years ago
I like pineapple on pizza. Just sayinâ
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
HAH! Try ordering a pizza in Japan. With baby corn and urchin roe.
Bryan Smith Premium Member over 3 years ago
To me, pizza must have at minimum tomato sauce and cheese. Anything that lacks those two basic ingredients is a flatbread.
rhpii over 3 years ago
Amen.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 3 years ago
Pineapple needs jalapeños for balance.
Mayor Snorkum over 3 years ago
Back in the Middle Ages, all food was served on a thin disc or square of baked dough called a âtrencher.â So pizza is just one more example of the food-on-bread thing. That said, pineapple on a pizza is just wrong, wrong, wrong in so many ways. Please donât try to tell me otherwise. Iâm not listening. LALALALALALA. . . .
blakerl over 3 years ago
Well you know, with so many news services, so called scientist, social media expertâs and whatever, and whoever that are just making stuff up and calling it fact. We really need to redefine the words âdisinformationâ and âmisinformationâ.
geese28 over 3 years ago
Garlic Parmesan sauce goes with everything. Fight me!!!!!
cknoblo Premium Member over 3 years ago
Thatâs what I like about Pizza Ranch. Itâs pizza buffet, with choices for every taste. And if you donât like pizza, they have chicken. They also have pizza with chicken.
Back to Big Mike over 3 years ago
ButâŠpineapple IS a topping for pizza. Thank you Canadians.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 3 years ago
Sometimes the unimaginable is real.
(or, as in this case, tasty!!)
We ordered a pizza with olives, mushrooms, jalapenos and maybe pineapple, donât remember â definitely all non-animal based. The child took our order and paused. âExcuse me for asking. I donât mean to offend, but are you vegetarians?â
âNo. We just feel like having those toppings.â She walked away looking mystified.ekke over 3 years ago
I love Hawaiian pizza, but I feel this way about chicken on pizza. Chicken is NOT a pizza topping. Sheesh.
schaefer jim over 3 years ago
Sounds like a winner to me. Just for you info, they have had Canadian Bacon for years along with Pineapple topping. Some really good eating!
WCraft over 3 years ago
I agree. But I wish that was all we had to deal with on the internetâŠ
markb0607 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Thatâs SOOOOOOOOOOOO wrong
Bilan over 3 years ago
Only 67 comments so far? it must not be the hot button issue that Dr Mel thinks it is.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Pineapple on pizza is an INFAMNIA!!
InquireWithin over 3 years ago
Here in upstate/western NY, we have pizza topped with buffalo chicken and crumbly blue cheese. You wanna talk about a good pizzaâŠ
DaBump Premium Member over 3 years ago
[a la Homer Simpson] Mmmmm, Hawaiian pizzaaaaaaâŠ..
byamrcn over 3 years ago
Godspeed, Dr. Mel! Godspeed. I will gladly donate to support your noble cause.