Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 02, 2022

Are they going to have a football team?

Don’t worry, no one will read it anyway. If they do, they’ll know it’s a lie.

From what I’ve seen, conservatives are more interested in taking over the academic citadels…

Maybe they could make Cold Stone Steve Austin their spoke person?

I know what he means. Some of these FB suggested groups that come up have such lofty names. Checking the previous posts, you see it’s just a conservative shill site.

Yo, if they mean Austin, Texas it might interest them to know it’s one of the only places in the state that’s actually very liberal. Otherwise it’d be harder to live here.

Many notables will preside over various departments:

MTG — astronomy

Medicine — Joe Rogan

Law — Sidney Powell and Rudy G., co-chairs

Philosophy — Alex Jones

Economics — Larry Kudlow

Athletic Director — Gym Jordan

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There will be many well known visiting ‘professors’.

Never heard of it, but if it’s Austin, Texas, then it makes me hope they are running scared. There is a limit to how much you can screw the elections against the demographics. Or maybe I’m just too optimistic?

For my next joke… Americans used to agree: One man = 1V (One Vote). But now:

Dems: 1 adult = 1V

Cons: 1 “man” = 1V

GOP: 1 corporation = 1 BIG V

GQP: 1 Martian = -42 V

Trumplicans: 1 gun = 1V

A failed coup is STILL an #insurrection!

If they truly propose to cultivate a passion for truth, they’ll be lucky to get any Republicans.

University of Austin (UATX) – their web site is .org not .edu. They have no assets, no degree-granting programs, no campus, no courses, no research programs and is not accredited. But they do ask for donations. Trump University 2.0?

They’ve sucked in $250M already. And with the well-known / notorious founders they have, they’ll surely get more.

The University of Austin. For those who find Liberty University too intellectual.

You should see the cover pic: https://www.uaustin.org/ , I was just in Austin last week, I see jokes a’comin.

Any irony in the fact it is billed as a “liberal arts university”? Apparently there is a shortage in conservative arts… Although both Hitler and Stalin were considered to have conservative tastes in the visual arts. (Stalin was a lot more open in terms of music and dance.)

The best mission statement: All of our graduates will become very rich.

What does The Right have to do with THE TRUTH????

New meaning to “single wing” offence.

They should do like the new TRUTH SOCIAL site and put in fine print saying if you express a liberal view you will be banned!!

Does the person depicted in the framed art change from panel 3 to panel 5? And the diploma/certificate on the wall in panel 4 to Panel 8? And what’s the deal with all the books/book cases? I demand the truth! FAKE comics! Oops, where am I? What were we talking about? Sorry…

They say they’re interested in “truth” while they tout conspiracy theories, where there is no known truth at all.

They’ll deal with the ambiguity with their emblem.

That sounds like Odessa Permian area

Conservatives meaning all of the Democrats? They’re the only conservatives left in the U.S.

So they wont be a “Liberal Arts” school, more like a “Conservative Magic” kind of place. All the houses are Slytherin.

Well, it sounds like it’s in Texas. I mean really. Their barely tolerant of the rest of the USA anyway.

panel six could use a few commas. I’m thinking @ 3 spots??

agree with panel 8 … gotta have the dog whistles, to make it work.

(considering going the e e cummings path and dropping capitals, save a lot of time correcting my typing. half the time hit the caps lock or control key and then <- <-)

RIP, Betty White.

Get your Ph.D in White Supremacy and minor in Owning Libs.

Of course they’ll have a football team – it’s Texas, but they’ll probably perform on pare with the Liberty U. “Fainting Goats”…

“The materials appearing on UATX’s Website may include technical, typographical, or photographic errors. UATX does not promise that any of the materials in this Website are accurate, complete, or current. UATX may change the materials contained on its Website at any time without notice. UATX does not make any commitment to update the materials.”

There’s a whole lot of people, both to the right and to the left, who aren’t dealing well with reality…

What a bunch of moronic comments.

The difference being that at a conservative school they will actually adhere to the mission statement.

Diverse opinion and speech is welcome, and is not punished.

Unfortunately, there needs to be three times as many players on the team, as they get injured VERY easily and then break out into hysterics.

Liberals will come to attempt to censor it. They can’t have anyone knowing the truth.

Sounds like a “safe space” to me.

Hope all my supporters are ready for a year of high gas prices, food shortages, and an ever more horrible COVID epidemic. Remember, hate your fellow American and ignore your lying eyes.

Still chortling about “intellectual humility”…. which I guess means being humble enough to accept that your knowledge of the world being round may not be actually true. What’s Latin for “It Could Be Flat”? That should be this school’s motto.

Dear Texas, please secede from the Union.

I can’t imagine why a liberal would go to a place like that unless it was to shout somebody down.

This strip is misleading. The Gops have always had a successful code words game.

No, but they have already applied for federal funds and tax free status.

All based on the philosophy of Josef Goebbels . . . .

It should be named the Sam Houston Institute of Technology. Every Texan can proudly display his diploma proving his or her knowledge came directly from S.H.I.T.

“I left my post as president of St. John’s College in Annapolis to build a university in Austin dedicated to the fearless pursuit of truth.”

Pano Kanelos

Ironic that it’s located in the most liberal city in Texas

Trudeau must be working overtime lately (JOKE!)! This one did not appear in my local paper today — what we had was one with Michael D. and his wife.