Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 18, 2022

The Humorless Age

All knowledge and no wisdom age…

The Lack of Judgment Age.

Those Era jerks should be Wisked out with the Tide.

That is All.

Because of social media, it’s also going to be known as the “judge before you have all the facts” age.;-D

The Age of Monsters

Wow, Goat being cancelled for having a narrow mind!

harsh

So, that’s what they meant when they had said the judgement days was coming, eh.

The age whose name dared not be spoken.

The age of delusion.

With any luck, things will get batter and it will be the one time people don’t mind white-washing part of the history books.

The “Chickens Coming Home to Roost” Era!

It must be cancel culture day today.

https://www.gocomics.com/cornered/2022/02/18

You can also calls it the outr-age.

I see your Judgment age, and raise you two outrage’s

I can’t wait to get away from this “age”, but I dread what might come next.

How easy it is to discredit, demolish and demonize the ‘other’ side by cherry-picking its excesses. Yes, some protesters go too far, but the era of institutional racism continues. Yes, cancel culture goes too far, but in this comic the critics have a very valid point that continues to be all too timely. Even many ‘liberal’ historians still seem to think it’s all about the ‘West.’ So if they write a ‘history of XXX,’ it focuses on the mostly white, North Atlantic world, and not on the whole, round world. If they write a history of the UK, they devote a few paragraphs in 1000 pages to the profits it made on its investments in colonialism and slavery. The list goes on and on. I have fun mocking too. But it’s all too easy, Stephen – and my dear fellow readers – to forego action with the help of mockery of the other side. Which is often, so to speak, the ‘other.’ Don’t get me wrong, my fellow ‘liberals’ are often hypocritical know-nothings.…But in the end, Truth is Truth.

No. More like “The Bad Judgment Age”.

I thought this was the “Entitled Age” but I’ll concede!

I never could figure out just when the “Mauve Decade” was supposed to have been.

Now, the Age of Aquarius can be pretty confidently said to have “dawned” in 1967-68. Says so right in the song.

The age of opinion, not fact!

After some time being called the Don’t-Care-Era it became Too-Late-Era.

In thirty years humanity will recognize the 2020s as the time in which their errors of the past century were already incorrigible. Kind of like the thirties of the 20th century when it was too late to avoid WW2.

The whole era naming or generation naming thing is a bit silly, isn’t it? First of all, it can only ever speak about a small slice of society. Think of “The Greatest Generation.” If it’s speaking of that entire generation across the world, that was the generation of concentration camps and holocaust and death marches as well as young people marching into harms way in order to protect democracy.

But we do like to name things. So I choose to name the current generation/era “The Age of Outrage.”

For a bunch of people claiming to be against prejudging, most people these days sure don’t seem to practice what they preach.

The Eurocentric, first-world snob accuser looks like he’d be one himself. Projecting, maybe? The Canceler, though … yep, that’s her!

this era has been canceled due to popular demand…

The Dark Ages. It’s been used before but it’s the best fit.

The tragic thing about it is that there are too many who should be outraged but don’t care, so they are complacent instead. Nothing can be done to correct anything when people don’t care.

The Before Times.

shouldn’t she have purple hair??

1% of the left, 1% of the right,and the rest of us suffer.

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That is my age now and I’m perfectly happy with it.

What can reverse the downward trend of the lack of civility? Realistic or magic wand cures…

The “Self-righteous virtue signaling woke” era.

It usually does.

The Age of Enstupidment

The M.O.P Era.*

*Morons On Parade.

I guess the best way to avoid judgement on today’s strip is to avoid commenting – oops, too late!

The “outr” age.

The Narcissist age.

The Amtrak Brandon Free Criminal Age.

The Day Of Liberal Hatred?

The wimps cave at cancel culture to please the whiners and moaners….and protesters….BOO HISS!

What happened to the spines in America? a they seem to be bending out of shape, and caving to please others….

The guy isn’t wrong, though.

The Age of Enlightenment…NOT!!!

Wow, thought I stumbled into Mallard Filmore for a moment there.

STRAWMAN ALERT!!!

There’s nothing Eurocentric about naming eras, particularly the ones mentioned.

The Age of Idiocy

Not just a day, but a whole decade of judgment.

Best comment on judgment is John 5:27 (KJV)!!

The Pandemic.

Well, judging others makes some people feel better about themselves. Its called low self esteem.

The Raging Twenties

A Coronal Mass Ejection that wiped out wireless communication for a few years might not be ALL bad.

I laughed – then I cried.

So, cancel the cancelers back.

Hopefully when people awake from there wokeness it will disappear just as fast……

The “Conform or Be Silenced” age.

We are not here to judge, but to witness.

Great line in ONE BIG HAPPY today—-If you’re paranoid and have low self esteem,that means nobody important is out to get you.

Trash archeologists will declare this to be the blue facemask stripe of the Amazon boxes era.

Well the “common enemy” theory hasn’t worked so well for Covid shots.

It will be called “The last”. Although technically no one will be left to call it.

Does anyone commenting see themselves in this comic? It’s a COMIC and ya’ll have found a way to argue over it. Proves Pastis’ point. SMH

“We don’t talk about that age of time…it’s been cancelled.”

Like how the stinkin’ trolls whose party wants to ban books, control women’s bodies, restrict voting in areas with POC, etc etc claim that they’re the party of humanity? And that’s not even counting the lies, nepotism, grifting, national security problems, and a long list of completely unprofessional behavior. Oh yeah, then there’s all the sex scandals, sex trafficking of underage girls, groping of underage girls, and their bragging about gun violence. Ooo, but they also think it’s fine to beat and tear gas parishioners at their own church for a photo op. Or their War on the Poor.

Yep, that’s their idea of humanity alright.

Nahhhhh. The people doing the actual cancelling just ain’t that smart…

Easy, the era of OVERSHOOT climate change is just a symptom.

Age of Dumbasses

The dumb-ass age.

The canceled era is more accurate. Or maybe the return of a certain fifties senator era.

I thought we were living in the “Pwned Age”.

He was just their scape goat.

Nothing Eurocentric about anything goat said.

Yep. That sounds about right.

“Fast” doesn’t make it wrong, Goat.

Rat, from now on, keep your bat handy at all times! You never know when a snowflake will need a good spankin’….

I have a really good name for our era. But it doesn’t belong on a family website.

If the “Information age” came with the advent of the internet, I reckon we’re in the “Post-information age”

Nailed it.

But what can Goat be canceled from?

And Stephan will be canceled in 1, 2, 3 …

I shall call it the ‘Blablabla-can’t-hear-you-age’.

Yep. Ignore history, pretend the opposite happened and don’t even think about trying to learn from it. Bloody leftist moronic imbeciles