Her father asked one of my nieces “who would you be if you could be anyone in the world?” She would have been about 6-9 years old, and she thought about this for a while, clearly running through some sort of checklist in her mind. Finally, she said “Me!” He was beaming telling the story.
I’d want to be the guy that sits outside in his lawn chair, smoking a cigar and drinking a beer while watching the sun go down everyday.Come to think about….that’s me! You can never watch too many sunsets!
I’ve reached the age where I’m like Pig. I’ve accepted who and what I am. A younger and healthier body would be nice, but that ain’t happening so here I am.
There is apparently a trend among some celebrities of not bathing for some reason. Sad to say my sister has joined with them. Her daughter, with whom she lives, has often had to prod her to shower. I’m just happy I’m five hours away.
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
Please don’t inject shallow banter into my life.
SirKrunk over 2 years ago
I modeled Larry into Minecraft! https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/t97rvk/so_i_modeled_larrypearls_before_swine/
sirbadger over 2 years ago
My first thought was Jeff Bezos. Then I thought about someone younger like the 16 year old who won a chess game against Magnus Carlson.
Bilan over 2 years ago
I want to be the person that wins the next $100 million Mega Million.
Concretionist over 2 years ago
I’d be me BUT — (richer, sexier, better knees, before (or well after) the pandemic…)
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
Is it true Brad Pitt has bad BO though?
Sanspareil over 2 years ago
I would have thought that Pig would want to be Link Hogthrob!
Cornelius Noodleman over 2 years ago
I’d like to be the guy in a new pair of shoes.
blunebottle over 2 years ago
Good laugh today.
A Common 'tator over 2 years ago
Woman goes to doctor because her farts don’t smell…
He immediately writes a prescription for an operation… on her nose…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
Her father asked one of my nieces “who would you be if you could be anyone in the world?” She would have been about 6-9 years old, and she thought about this for a while, clearly running through some sort of checklist in her mind. Finally, she said “Me!” He was beaming telling the story.
Troglodyte over 2 years ago
Rat and philosophy? Hmm… :D
Gent over 2 years ago
Getting piglosophical, eh.
iggyman over 2 years ago
21 again!
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
i’m not sadistic enough to wish to be someone else…
Egrayjames over 2 years ago
I’d want to be the guy that sits outside in his lawn chair, smoking a cigar and drinking a beer while watching the sun go down everyday.Come to think about….that’s me! You can never watch too many sunsets!
knuckleball rob over 2 years ago
I like how Rat is resting on his tail.
F-Flash over 2 years ago
I wanna be a big rock star, living in a big mansion, and driving 15 cars, hey hey, I wanna be a big rock star.
steve over 2 years ago
According to Bowling For Soup, everyone wants to be Brad Pitt
Croc Holliday over 2 years ago
I’d just want to be a better version of me.
HOTLOTUS1 over 2 years ago
who wouldn’t want to be Brad Pitt other than Angelina of course
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
If I could be anyone else, it would be Tom Holland. Why? Because he’s Zendaya’s current lover and MCU’s Spider-Man.
Smitman56 over 2 years ago
Could not possibly care less. They don’t walk in my world.
DM2860 over 2 years ago
Can I turn back to my life if I find out that I don’t like their life? Pretty much everyone’s life looks better from the outside.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I don’t know who I want to be, but I do know I wouldn’t want to be no where near related to Vladimir Putin
KEA over 2 years ago
I’d like to be the person I’d be if I lived up to my potential
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
Pig just said the smartest answer possible to that question. He’s smarter than we all know.
old_geek over 2 years ago
If I become someone else, would they have to become me? If so, that might be a crime against humanity.
Howie Vasive Premium Member over 2 years ago
Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman.
stamps over 2 years ago
Myself, 50 years younger.
marilynnbyerly over 2 years ago
I’ve reached the age where I’m like Pig. I’ve accepted who and what I am. A younger and healthier body would be nice, but that ain’t happening so here I am.
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
I want to be a 6 million dollar woman, adjusted for inflation…..that is to say me, with a better(younger) body.
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
I want to be either Mario Lanza or Elvis Presley;so I’ll know people will remember me after I’m gone.
zeexenon over 2 years ago
Bradley - he ever get his buck-teeth fixed?
kaycstamper over 2 years ago
If I was Brad Pitt I wouldn’t want to be anyone else either! Or Pig, pig lives a good life. ;)
FXP1951 over 2 years ago
HIGHSTERICAL!!!
ajwaldtwo over 2 years ago
“Always be Batman.”
gbars70 over 2 years ago
What’re these guys doing; sitting, crouching, walking, running… What?
Richard Perry over 2 years ago
Jennifer Anniston is supposedly pretty stinky too.
smorbie the great and beautiful over 2 years ago
There is apparently a trend among some celebrities of not bathing for some reason. Sad to say my sister has joined with them. Her daughter, with whom she lives, has often had to prod her to shower. I’m just happy I’m five hours away.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
I like myself just the way I am ……
JLChi over 2 years ago
Brad Pitt was nice looking when he was young, but that was a long time ago, and the years have not been kind to him.
BasilBruce over 2 years ago
I’d be a genie, so I can grant myself wishes whenever I want. Also, I’d sound like Robin Williams.
MarshaOstroff over 2 years ago
¡Feliz Día Internacional de la Mujer!
knight1192a over 2 years ago
Please don’t demonstrate you might actually be smarter than Rat, he doesn’t appreciate that fact.
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
Whoa, Pig! That second answer is one I want to remember for the next time someone asks me that! Plus, good job of going shallow fast.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
That’s better, Pig. Now you’re down with Rat on his own level, in the gutter….
Swirls Before Pine over 2 years ago
Are they sitting on the curb?