Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 15, 2022

Zeke, go do whatever you want to bride #1.

Back in the water for Zeke.

There’s a reason for that, Zeke.

And, you won’t.

And she didn’t get a chance to slap the idiot. Zeke, that is, not Chris Rock.

You MIGHT get a chance to dodge Mike’s fist!!

But I still hope it makes contact to your big mouth!!

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Or a glass of champagne with poison. The champagne is for making Mike’s second marriage possible. The poison for running the barge into the ship and trying to ruin the start of the second marriage.

Throw him back into the drink!

Not going to either, Zeke

Why isn’t he back in the water yet?

I think I’d be more surprised if Zeke didn’t ask that.

This is where Mike should knock him back overboard.

Somehow Zeke and JJ will end up wherever Mike and his bride decide to go.

Meanwhile, since there was a collision and one boat sank, I’m wondering why the Coast Guard isn’t lined up at the punch bowl.

Okay, I don’t care if anyone thinks I’m a red neck, that there gets Zeke a punch in the mouth.

Zeke always brings a lot of class to any occasion. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong kind of class.

O. M. G.

I’m afraid to see what the next strip will bring. Maybe this is the end of the story arc and Zeke won’t get the chance.

JJ may be the one to punch him.

Zeke, you weren’t invited.

Zeke is trying to invoke his imagined privilege of primae noctis.

Zeke, it wasn’t enough to horn in on one of Mike’s brides, now you have to have the other one too?

This wedding venue must have cost a small fortune.

Once again I’m surprised that J.J. stays with Zeke. I really gave that relationship two weeks, tops.

And the bride hasn’t punched you in the nuts yet, Zeke. Count your blessings.

Mike doesn’t have to do a thing. J.J. will take care of this for him.

Is it too late to throw him overboard?

can we put him back in the water?

Oh Hell No!!!

And they honeymooned in Capri(pants)

Zeke is just asking for it. Where’s Will Smith when you need him.

What a POS!

I take it he won’t be slipping her the French

STD’s, or even more important SDT!

Back over the side Zeke!

Guess I was wrong when I thought uncle stupidhead couldn’t possibly get any sleazier.

Back when Trudeau used his talent properly.

Pick Zeke up, and toss him back overboard where he belongs

Slug him, Mike… or, better yet, let J.J. do it.

Did Zeke and JJ meet on a corner in Winslow, AZ? He seems like that type.

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NowI’m wondering where Alex will stay while the ‘rents are on their honeymoon?

Excuse me while I puke and dieExcuse me while I zip my fly…..they both work

Gak.

And, if he Tries to Kiss the bride, she’s going to “Alter” his anatomy with the Cake Knife.