Herman by Jim Unger for May 13, 2022

It’s a “Want Matures”® date.

Not what you were expecting i’m i.

“You’re Marion?”

I suspect Sexydates owes these individuals a refund.

Looks like they did not use their own photos. And with good reason.

re: the given name.

Male version = i. Female version = e. (Clarifies the idea if the “e” as rendered in cursive.)

It’s “I as in him, and E as in her.”

I knew a guy named Doris and another who went by Connie (don’t know if that was short for something)

Even Photoshop is going to have a tough time fixing this.

I knew a guy named Beverly and had a boyfriend named Carol.

This is one time I definitely should have been more Frank.

Didn’t there used to be a ball player named Catfish Hunter?

…someone,screwed up….so let’s just get a beer and forget the whole thing…

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OH1yEnENG0

You were expecting Frances?

“You look different that your photo”

This is why I had my name legally changed from Francis to Frank.

Maybe – you buying dinner?

Holy crap!

Whoops!!!

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

“You looked taller in your picture.”

“Lighten up Francis”

Unger was ahead of his time, for sure and for certain!!

Well he fit your profile.

Don’t call me Shirley.

Oops!!

My name’s Francis Sawyer but everybody calls me psycho. Any you guys call me Francis and I’ll kill you.

Sargent says “lighten up Francis” Some of us know what movie that’s from…