B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 21, 2022

Ker chunk, ker ching

The original warranty must expire the minute you drive it off the lot.

Wonder if he already knew he was selling faulty merchandise.

This is probably about when lawyers were invented.

Boy! These modern equipments…

When ya buy cheap, ya get cheap.

Amazing that XTW’s still pull in lots of folks. Certain types are helpful, the rest are empty promises.

I’m thinking that he didn’t take it for a test drive either.

There is a saying - “That’s how the cookie crumbles”. Is this going to be - “How the wheel crumbles”?

But the warranty wasn’t on sale.

The extended warranty was good for twice that distance.

“Only would have cost you a few extra clams!”

Not sure when warranties began popping up on products, but I know there had to be a time when people would just fix things rather than just toss it in the garbage and get the brand new shiny thing. I mean, I imagine eventually things would end up in the trash and that new shiny thing would be bought, but the disposable society we are in now is out of hand.

John Pinette, one of the funniest extended warranty routines….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4I3bcDC4rE

It should last longer than just driving it off the lot. You sold it defective to me.

The extended warranty doesn’t cover the wheel portion of the wheel anyway.

Of course, stuck in the mud!

That is some soft stone to wear down like that.

The loss of wheel material matches up well with the loss in value as you drive it off the lot.

If extended warranties were a good deal for the consumer, nobody would sell them…

But this is leased. Do I need an extended warranty for a leased vehicle?

RPM’s too high - that’s what sank Tesla’s electric motor.

Oh yeah, the ole “10 second / 10 foot” warranty.

Sale of Goods act UK

The warranty expired after one revolution.

Peter: Oh, drat!

“Your warranty may be about to expire!”

Don’t worry, I’m sure someone will be calling you real soon about extending your expired warranty.

Many years ago I worked as an assistant accountant in a new and used car yard, before the days of statutory warranties on used cars. One day a particularly obnoxious character came in with a really nice car to trade and proceeded to really tie the salesman down. After he got the price he wanted he then said he had a second, again very nice, car to trade as well.The boss wanted both the trades so he ok’d the deal with a loss on the sale (he was the type who genuinely tried to do the right thing by customers, including giving non-compulsory warranties on some cars).Anyway, after all was done and everything signed, sealed and delivered the guy says he wanted a warranty on the purchased car, and not in a nice way either.So the boss gets the warranty book, writes it out, seals the envelope and hands it over.The guy goes out and about 2 minutes later comes storming back.“What the he11 is this?” he says.“Your warranty, sir. Good day.” (Remember, used car warranties weren’t compulsory).The boss had written “30 seconds or 50 feet” as the warranty period.Loved it. And the customer couldn’t do a thing about it.

Apparently the word “he11” (with two l’s instead of 2 1’s) is banned. Ridiculous and an over reaction. What do you do if your comment relates to the place where Satan lives????